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Hobbit caption contest CLXXIV

Alveric Lorien Feb 5 2021, 10:20pm Views: 5972 Hobbit caption contest CLXXIV OK, here we go--for the sartorial fanatics among you!

Greenwood Hobbit Valinor Feb 6 2021, 9:27am Views: 5908 'Don't look now Mister Baggins, but I reckon she's after you. Just eye the turnip.'

hatster Rohan Feb 15 2021, 9:54pm Views: 5468 "so what do you reckon'll happen if I drop this big root in that basket on her head?"   The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning.

Lissuin Valinor Feb 22 2021, 9:05pm Views: 5040 No sense of humour that one. I simply suggested it might add a little je ne sais quoi to her new chapeau. (This post was edited by Lissuin on Feb 22 2021, 9:09pm)

Alveric Lorien Feb 26 2021, 11:12pm Views: 4887 "Last orders please" --as they say in pubs. i.e., any more takers? Going, going...

Alveric Lorien Feb 28 2021, 11:08pm Views: 4797 Dunk for the Hatster The National Sport of the Shire. It's like basketball but with hats and turnips. Winner!

Ethel Duath Half-elven Mar 2 2021, 10:58pm Views: 4717 I'm too late, but you knew I'd turnip eventually. //

Cirashala Valinor Mar 11 2021, 5:02pm Views: 4390 Do you think if I throw that tuber at her She'd finally leave me alone? Farmer- Well, they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...not sure what a tuber does though. Bilbo- I'll give it a try. I don't like turnips anyway. Farmer- Well, if you're gonna use it as a weapon, it's gonna cost you extra. Bilbo-... Lobelia- Bilbo Baggins! Have I got a word for you! Bilbo (hands him his whole purse)- Keep the change. My writing and novels: My Hobbit Fanfiction My historical novel print and kindle version My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it. Happy reading everyone!

Greenwood Hobbit Valinor Mar 12 2021, 8:29pm Views: 4357 All this time I've been wondering - is that actually celeriac?

Alveric Lorien Mar 13 2021, 12:17am Views: 4352 A winner--again? instead? also? So, two weeks ago I declared the Hatser winner, but not sure if the message got through. And in the meantime, more captions have been rolling in. So, at risk of creating a rift in time and space, or a schism the size of that period in the Middle Ages when there were two Popes, the doom that I deem is: the ever-inventive Cirashala gets the baton.

Cirashala Valinor Mar 13 2021, 12:44am Views: 4350 Oh, boy... Need to remember how to post a photo without it being gargantuan! What number will this next one be, m'dear? My writing and novels: My Hobbit Fanfiction My historical novel print and kindle version My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it. Happy reading everyone!

Alveric Lorien Mar 13 2021, 2:35am Views: 4340 that would be CLXXV, or 175 re. posting images, I find the hardest part is following the size restriction. Sometimes I have to crop an image way down for it to fit.