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Hobbit caption contest CLVI



Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Jul 6 2020, 8:43am


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Hobbit caption contest CLVI

Some sneaky muttering going on here... but about what?

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Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 6 2020, 8:24pm


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Dwalin: "The mirror clearly shows that I'm the handsome one." /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


Lissuin
Valinor


Jul 13 2020, 1:43am


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Okay, I'm gonna get a Bowflex. I'm gonna commit. I'm gonna get some dumbbells. /

 


Cirashala
Valinor


Jul 15 2020, 12:56am


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...

Dwalin: Where does that elf put his wallet in that dress?
Thorin: Dude, you don't want to know.

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Alveric
Lorien


Jul 16 2020, 1:46pm


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Thankfully,

... Dwalin and Thorin were willing to assist in maintaining proper decency while Bofur was changing into his swimsuit.


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Jul 23 2020, 8:13am


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This has had a week, so I'm going to wrap it up -

Some good ones there, but the thought of Thorin calling anyone 'Dude' just edged Cirashala's ahead for me - though the idea of a dwarf in a swimsuit...?!* Argh.
Anyway, congrats Cirashala - over to you!


Cirashala
Valinor


Jul 24 2020, 2:17am


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Hello Greenwood Hobbit!

Thank you kindly for the win! I'm not feeling very well at the moment though (medication changes suck), so can a runner-up post the next one?

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Jul 24 2020, 8:33am


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Yes, of course, if that's okay by you. Alveric? You're on!

 


(This post was edited by Greenwood Hobbit on Jul 24 2020, 8:41am)


Alveric
Lorien


Jul 24 2020, 12:50pm


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Sure. Feel better soon, Cirashala