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Lissuin Valinor Apr 23 2020, 10:06pm Views: 2555 Hobbit Caption Contest CLI Breath the free air, my friends! (just a bit of trilogies mixing there) (sigh) What do you think Bilbo or one of the Company would have said on first seeing Beorn's arcadian homestead? Or...what would the animals have said on seeing them? (This post was edited by Lissuin on Apr 23 2020, 10:20pm)

Greenwood Hobbit Valinor Apr 24 2020, 9:33pm Views: 2509 Will you look at the size of those geese, boys? Run!

Alveric Lorien Apr 29 2020, 9:51pm Views: 2414 Says Mavis the cow: "Beryl, I don't mind working on Beorn's farm, but... ...if his bear tries to milk me again, I'm going on strike!"

Lissuin Valinor May 4 2020, 11:15am Views: 2201 So, I know that Beorn's talking animals are not universally appreciated, but another option was suggested. Any further clever answers to add? Ok, a couple more days, then we'll leave Paradise to the watchful care of Beorn's faithful old farm pooch. I think his name is Bo.

Lissuin Valinor May 7 2020, 5:12pm Views: 2026 Aaaaand back to you, Alveric. Get us out of here, mate! It is possible to have too much honey cake. Carry on!

Alveric Lorien May 7 2020, 8:54pm Views: 2002 thank you indeed My first thought had to do with this picture being a publicity shot for Beorn's Organic Dairy... but I couldn't get any further with that thought. I also considered some feeble pun involving the word "udder" which I set aside. Now let me try to find some image of one or more of the cast pulling a funny face.

Lissuin Valinor May 8 2020, 1:32am Views: 1995 Yes, Beorn's place would make a great episode for Country Calendar, a weekly tv show about country life in New Zealand. Folks would be udderly enchanted! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_Calendar