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Hobbit Caption Contest CL



Alveric
Rivendell


Mar 18, 10:08am


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Hobbit Caption Contest CL

Ah the beautiful simplicity of Roman numerals: CL at last!
For a slight variation, this image is from the 1990 graphic adaptation by Charles Dixon and David Wenzel, for Eclipse Books. In my opinion, it's a very text-heavy adaptation, it should have been 4 or 5 issues rather than 3. But quite nice.
So here is our old buddy. Ignore the fragments of speech balloons. Maybe the caption is what Gollum's saying, or maybe the skull? And let's not have the skull saying 'Gollum, you look a little drawn'...




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Mar 18, 3:10pm


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Bilbo thought that this 'Gollum' was a very sketchy character. //

 

#FidelityToTolkien


Lissuin
Valinor


Mar 18, 6:11pm


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Other Inklings, thoroughly bored with Elves, applauded Tolkien's sketch of a new character. //

 


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Mar 18, 10:08pm


Views: 1753
The loss of a contact lens added an extra horror to Gollum's plight.

 


Alveric
Rivendell


Apr 11, 10:59pm


Views: 971
Last call for captions

seriously, is no one going to mention those trousers?


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 11, 11:53pm


Views: 967
Re trousers:

much less risky than a loin cloth, precious, yesss. Silly wetases!


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 16, 11:34pm


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We tolds us trousers was a bad idea, precious!

Trousers, pocketses, nasty holeses in pocketses! We tolds us!


Alveric
Rivendell


Apr 17, 10:47pm


Views: 887
Winner!

Because pants!
Seriously, Gollum wearing trousers?? Logically, I guess so, but somehow it's wrong. Not to mention the pocketses.


Lissuin
Valinor


Apr 20, 9:13pm


Views: 803
Then I'd best pull up my socks and trousers.

Thanks for the nod - and the tip Wink - , Alveric!


Alveric
Rivendell


Apr 20, 10:09pm


Views: 798
"Gollum's Socks!"

--that was a lesser-known mild expletive in the years of Mayor Sam...