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LOTR caption contest CCXXXIV

Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Nov 7 2019, 10:16am

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LOTR caption contest CCXXXIV

Is there some Elven telepathy going on here?


Nov 11 2019, 4:18pm

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Yes, Gimli, it's true we elves have no beards to match the dwarves, but...

check out the length of these sideburns!


Nov 11 2019, 5:55pm

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"Roughly translated,

your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

Tol Eressea

Nov 12 2019, 1:08am

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Do you want to tell Aragorn he needs a bath, or should I? //


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Nov 15 2019, 4:03am

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HALDIR: “This dwarf must be blindfolded.” GIMLI: “Baruk Khazâd! Gimli ai-męnu!” /


‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor

Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea

Nov 17 2019, 10:21pm

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Winner! Congratulations to Alveric -

I have to confess that my mind headed straight for the gutter, before I read the bit about the sideburns... tut tut. Laugh On you go with contest CCXXXV!


Nov 19 2019, 11:27am

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thank you indeed, and

if it's any consolation, those sideburns do reach down to the gutter. Fortunately Loth Lorien gutters are sparkly.