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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXL



StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 17 2019, 8:45pm


Views: 4013
The Hobbit Caption Contest CXL

Thank you to the Halfelven one for the keys to the kingdom.
There's no time to wait, let's get to that next Caption!

Who (or what) is the object of this Orc pursuit?




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 18 2019, 12:21am


Views: 3962
The Ice Cream Truck will not escape us! //

 

"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 18 2019, 11:18pm


Views: 3865
After his fair share of mescaline, myopic glutton Blagh Gashnakh espies a bevy of fleeing hobbit-thighs (uncooked). /

 

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Valinor


Oct 19 2019, 12:37am


Views: 3862
I'm always chasing rainbows

hoping to find a little bluebird some day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e64sqYZlhSM


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Oct 19 2019, 12:38am)


Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Oct 19 2019, 7:06pm


Views: 3777
Gimme back my wig, you rotten blighters!

 


Alveric
Rivendell


Oct 24 2019, 6:22pm


Views: 3382
When Gregor Samsa woke up one morning from unsettling dreams,

... he found himself changed into a monstrous vermin-hide onesie.


StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 27 2019, 7:09pm


Views: 3117
Winner!

I can't look at that image without hearing that caption!

A perfect (and hilarious) fit.

Lead on!


Eruonen
Valinor


Oct 30 2019, 8:38pm


Views: 2935
For men, the look you get when your doctor puts on that latex glove......

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 30 2019, 9:22pm


Views: 2931
That's invasive !! //

 

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Nov 7 2019, 9:56am


Views: 2364
Oh my - I won this too?! Right, will find a pic and post.