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The Hobbit caption Contest CXXXIX



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Oct 9 2019, 3:21am


Views: 3934
The Hobbit caption Contest CXXXIX

Thanks to Greenwood Hobbit for the nod. Now, what have we here?



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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 9 2019, 4:59am


Views: 3872
"Dinner time!" //

 

"Change is inevitable. Growth is optional." - DRWolf (after John C. Maxwell)


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 9 2019, 5:52pm


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"I call this design aesthetic, 'flambe'." /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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StingingFly
Lorien


Oct 9 2019, 11:48pm


Views: 3782
...in Home Alone 3: Lost in Erebor the hijinks continue, as one of the 'Wet Bandits' has his hand smashed between two giant hammers! //

 


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Oct 10 2019, 12:24am


Views: 3782
HAHA!!!

You win the internet today! LaughLaughLaugh

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Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Oct 10 2019, 12:25am


Views: 3775
The dwarves can't seem to get Oin's attention no matter how hard they try //

 

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!


Belegdir
Lorien


Oct 10 2019, 1:48pm


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Fifty years apprenticing and what have they got me making? Bloody decorative spoons.

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Oct 10 2019, 4:54pm


Views: 3707
Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold, pease porridge in the pot, nine days old. /

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea


Oct 13 2019, 11:47am


Views: 3448
The new Dwarven nutcracker design fell victim to a decimal point in the wrong place.

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 14 2019, 10:06pm


Views: 3337
"A king's weapon. Meant to be the greatest in Erebor..."

"Does it have a name?"
"Sparklebringer".



Wink h/t mcustormbreaker Wink




Lissuin
Valinor


Oct 15 2019, 12:39am


Views: 3322
Ha! Yeah, or Asgard, Loresilme.

I just watched this again last night. Gloriously insane. Laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwj5OsBIh_E


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Oct 17 2019, 2:19am


Views: 3157
Winner! You know the drill./



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Oct 17 2019, 2:22am


Views: 3157
Aside from their impractical bulk, the Mk. I 'Beats by Thror' headphones were prone to short circuits./

 

Boom-doom, shacka-lacka-boom-doom, went the drum machine in the deep.


Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 19 2019, 4:51pm


Views: 2920
Isn’t it though?!

“Gloriously insane”. Yes!
It’s so good to not forget the comic part of comic book!