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Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXII



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Jul 22 2019, 5:45am


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Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXII

What do we have here then? Two Dwarves riding ponies? What could the possibly be up to?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Lissuin
Valinor


Jul 22 2019, 9:18am


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I should've been a cowboy.

I might of had a sidekick with a funny name.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIq1LvzSLsk


Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jul 22 2019, 11:40pm


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Ya know

now that that Hobbit's joined us, we really ought to think of a reeeeaaaalllllyyyy good prank to pull on him.

Nori-What do you have in mind?

Bofur (eyes glinting mischievously)- We should ship him with Thorin!

Nori- Bofur, are you out of your mind? Thorin will kill us!

Bofur- We'll call it Thilbo! Or maybe bagginshield...

Thorin- What are you two talking about back there?

Bofur-Nothing! Nori, quick! Get me a pen.

Nori (as Bofur draws)- for the record, I had NOTHING to do with-gak my eyes!

Bofur- Nah, don't worry about it! The fan girls will love it!

Nori (eyes filled with horror)-I cannot. Unsee. this. Ever...

The pony- I'd rather be eaten by a troll...

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(This post was edited by Cirashala on Jul 22 2019, 11:41pm)


hanne
Lorien

Jul 30 2019, 4:11pm


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Bofur: You've been up since 5 am, haven't you? Hats. Look into them! /

Nori's hair still makes me smile :)


Fereth
Rivendell


Jul 31 2019, 3:02am


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Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to old Hobbiton road.

Gonna get chased by orcs 'til I can't no more!

(apologies to Lil Nas X...)


(This post was edited by Fereth on Jul 31 2019, 3:03am)


Ataahua
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Jul 31 2019, 9:11pm


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Winner! *hands over posting duties* :) /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Jul 31 2019, 9:18pm


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Thank ye ma'am!

I shall find a picture shortly Smile

My writing and novels:

My Hobbit Fanfiction

My historical novel print and kindle version

My historical novels ebook version compatible with all ereaders

You can also find my novel at most major book retailers online (and for those outside the US who prefer a print book, you can find the print version at Book Depository). Search "Amazing Grace Amanda Longpre'" to find it.

Happy reading everyone!