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LOTR Caption Contest CCXXVI


Jul 4 2019, 6:35pm

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LOTR Caption Contest CCXXVI

A hearty thank you to the halfelven one for selecting my caption from among so many fine entries!
I could say more, but it looks like Aragorn and Legolas are ready for our next round!

What is going on?

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Jul 4 2019, 8:44pm

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"The floor is lava!" /


Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Tol Eressea

Jul 4 2019, 10:21pm

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Aragorn: Argh - they told me the steeds of Rohan were house-trained! Legolas: Aiieeww.....



Jul 5 2019, 9:01pm

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Aragorn was learning the meaning of grief as his burlap skivvies continued to chafe.


Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor

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Jul 6 2019, 1:22am

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Mom mom mom mom mom mom mom mom!

When's breakfast? I'm hungry! I'm thirsty! Oh, you were sleeping? But the sun's awake! Morning mom! Mom mom mom mom mom...

(Repeat 100 million times or until mom gets up, whichever comes first)

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Jul 6 2019, 2:49am

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Aragorn and Legolas engage in a violent game of fighter pilot



Jul 8 2019, 4:24pm

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Simon says impersonate a seagull...

Whoever wins the game gets in to see Theoden.


Jul 12 2019, 6:05pm

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Wait! I can't fight orcs without my nail polish!



Jul 15 2019, 3:23am

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The best among some very good entries.

It does make you wonder who would win a game of 'Simon says' among the Fellowship.

If the game is in Edoras, my money is on Aragorn. His knowledge of their language and customs would be too much of an advantage.

The floor is yours, lead on!


Jul 17 2019, 5:23pm

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Oh my, thank you StingingFly! I loved the other captions. Simon says I shall look for a new pic and post shortly.