Jul 2, 2:08am
So many, ah, interesting possibilities!
Rivendell with Thorin - hm, no, we'd be spending all the time in the smithies.
Moria with the Balrog - he'd certainly know places to visit which not even the Dwarves know about, but I'd be concerned about things getting a bit too "hot".
Moria with Eowyn - no, an Orc-hunt is not exactly my idea of a vacation.
Lorien with Gollum - too fattening, I'd be eating all the food they offered him.
Ithilien with Sam - now there's a thought, he'd give a tour of herbs and herb-lore and we'd have fresh-cooked coney stew!
Rohan with Ghân-Buri-Ghân - this would be a hiking tour, for sure, on all the very-little-known forest paths. But I have the feeling the native foods might not be to my liking, probably a bit too raw.
Bree with Merry - we'd visit every pub and restaurant.
Bree with Bill the Pony - we'd visit every apple orchard.
Fangorn with Treebeard - nope, I'd be dozing off constantly with his sonorous descriptions.
Fangorn with Legolas - nope, I'd be dozing off constantly as he tried to make friends with each tree.
Hm, ah, hoom. I think I'd like the Ithilien trip with Sam. Back-packing for a week, in the Springtime, with lots of rest stops along the way to simply sit and take in the visual and olfactory delights. With breakfasts and dinners cooked by Master Chef Sam, and simple lunches of the local fruits and sandwiches made with tomatoes and left-over nice, crispy bacon and just-plucked herbs.
With a special two-night visit to the Window on the West (now a hostel)!
"I desired dragons with a profound desire"