Apr 30 2019, 1:30am
This parody of Treebeard's "Lore of the Living Creatures" was put together as a fun way to "introduce" our Founders, Senior Staff, and those strange creatures known as Forum Admins!
And more: the Lore of the TORnStaff Creatures!
Learn now the Lore of the TORnStaff Creatures!
First name the Four, the Founders of TORn:
Xoanon the Webmaker, Finder of News,
..Go-between, Interviewer, who brings them all together;
Tehanu the Java-lover, player of cellos,
..Ultimate Spy and first link to the Movies;
Corvar the computer-master, Keeper of the Servers,
..Maintainer of the bytes which contain our very words;
Calisuri the Uninhibited, Designer of the Site,
..Tamer of pixels and developer of pages.
Next name the Senior Staff, overseers of human interface:
Altaira, Fiesta Bar-mistress and bane of all Trolls;
greendragon, interviewer and maker of parties and panels;
deej, organizer of TORn activities and moots at conventions; and
Demosthenes, server of ales in Barliman's chat room.
Then name the Admins, safe-keepers of Message Boards:
Ataahua the humorous, instigator of Conspiracies;
BG, beloved programmer of these New Boards;
Dernwyn the librarian, Bored of the Rings quoter;
Draupne the horse-lover, speaker of strange languages;
Earl the musician, church-organ virtuoso;
Eledhwen the well-travelled, with "Dreamy Aspirations";
Entmaiden the organizer, business-account genius;
Hengist the sword-wielder, gentleman and scholar;
Inferno the Computer Wizard, solver of problems;
Kimi the book-lover, and writer of stories;
Kyriel the travel agent for "Middle-Earth Tours";
Rosie-with-the-Ribbons, of the famous "I Hot Dwarves" T-shirt; and
Silverlode the witty and lover of history.
And this list concludes with a link to grammaboodawg's post in memory of those who have sailed West, they will forever be in our hearts:
"I desired dragons with a profound desire"