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LOTR Caption Contest CCI



Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 6 2018, 8:56pm


Views: 3342
LOTR Caption Contest CCI

Many thanks to Thor 'n' Oakenshield for the winning nod on the last round, honoring the amazing Cate Blanchett as both Galadriel *and* Hela!
Herewith find the caption for round Two Hundred and One! Tell us what is really going on here.

Caption away!




Cirashala
Tol Eressea


Dec 6 2018, 9:02pm


Views: 3279
It's ok Gimli

We'll get you a new axe. Just breathe- that's the key. Breathe.

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(This post was edited by Cirashala on Dec 6 2018, 9:03pm)


squire
Half-elven


Dec 6 2018, 9:03pm


Views: 3292
Aragorn was stunned...

...when his comrades confessed they were actually two droids named R2D2 and C3PO. He agreed to help them in their search of a wise old man who had left his former identity behind, if they would help him with his.



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Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 6 2018, 9:22pm


Views: 3269
"By the power vested in me I now pronounce you husband and wife." "Er, wait. Who's..." "You figure it out." ///

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 6 2018, 9:45pm


Views: 3265
*applause* /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Thor 'n' Oakenshield
Rohan

Dec 6 2018, 11:49pm


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*LOL*

 

"Torment in the dark was the danger that I feared, and it did not hold me back. But I would not have come, had I known the danger of light and joy. Now I have taken my worst wound in this parting, even if I were to go this night straight to the Dark Lord."


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 7 2018, 4:49pm


Views: 3207
"Helmets 'r' Us?" /

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Cygnus
Lorien


Dec 8 2018, 6:05pm


Views: 3116
Gimli

After an epic round of flatulence, Gimli was so embarressed that he just wanted to disappear. He soon realized that slipping a silver ring on a pony-tail wasn't enough to do the trick.

"I found it is the small things.....everyday deeds of ordinary folk that keeps the darkness at bay.....simple acts of kindness and love." - Gandalf


StingingFly
Lorien


Dec 10 2018, 8:56pm


Views: 2904
Aragorn: "Yes, he called you a 'horrid creature' and 'goblin mutant'...but that was 80 years ago, and he's already apologized" //

 


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 10 2018, 9:27pm


Views: 2896
Did *you* take my last Snickers bar? /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 11 2018, 4:02pm


Views: 2830
You're a good fighter Gimli, but you don't have to do *jazz hands* after every orc you slay.

Legolas: Oh no, now Boromir's doing it.


Alveric
Rivendell


Dec 13 2018, 4:32pm


Views: 2785
Gimli--don't tell me--you hit 'reply all'???

 


sador
Half-elven


Dec 14 2018, 6:29am


Views: 2718
Excellent! //

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 14 2018, 10:17pm


Views: 2634
Winner!

Over to you for the next round, StingingFly!