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Kili and Fili versus Fred and George Weasley


Nov 26 2018, 10:52am

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Kili and Fili versus Fred and George Weasley

Who wins?

Undercard: Tauriel versus Molly Weasley

"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in
thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond
all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled
mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King

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Nov 26 2018, 7:11pm

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They team up for epic pranks across Middle-earth.

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Nov 27 2018, 8:04pm

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Oh, yeah! Isn't that the famous gang

whose bolt hole (att: squire and the reading thread gang) was in the land of Erebor? They were known as The-Hole-in-the-Wall Gang, right? There was a secret passage deep into a mountain where the door was five feet high and three could walk abreast. It wasn't a very useful hideout, as it happened, because they were only able to use it at the moment of the setting a cloudless sky, for obvious reasons..when the last light of Durin's Day could shine upon the key-hole...and a thrush just happened to be on the doorstep eating snails.

Legend has it that they all met a bloody end in a shoot out with Bolivian troopers but, in fact, one of them lived to a ripe old age making a very good living doing magic shows for muggle children's birthday parties.

Or........have I just done a mashup of three films? (Nerd!) Blush