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LOTR Caption Contest CXC (Fourth of July Edition)



Otaku-sempai
Avenger


Jul 4 2018, 1:19pm


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LOTR Caption Contest CXC (Fourth of July Edition)
I apologize if this image has been used previously. It seems particularly appropriate for today's date.


"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Jul 4 2018, 1:20pm)


L. Ron Halfelven
X-men


Jul 4 2018, 3:36pm


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Really, Shagrat. You're not still carrying a torch for Her Ladyship after all this time?/
 
And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Bracegirdle
Wakandian


Jul 4 2018, 5:51pm


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Peacenik Shagoli Zambelli demonstrates a benign use for the Blasting Fire of Orthanc. /
 
‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor



Alveric
Fantastic Four


Jul 4 2018, 11:49pm


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Highlights of the opening ceremony the year Rohan hosted the Olympics
 


Alveric
Fantastic Four


Jul 5 2018, 5:10pm


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Highlights of the opening ceremony the year Mordor hosted the Olympics
(I changed Rohan to Mordor, because it's funnier)


Darkstone
Avenger


Jul 6 2018, 12:10am


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"You're supposed to stick it in the ground!" /
 
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"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr."
-The Briefing of Elrond





Ethel Duath
Asgardian


Jul 6 2018, 6:56pm


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'Who replaced my cotton candy with dry ice!?"
 


Otaku-sempai
Avenger


Jul 11 2018, 12:11pm


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Okay, Alveric, it's your turn!
I think you're right; 'Mordor' is funnier!
"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison


Alveric
Fantastic Four


Jul 12 2018, 4:49pm


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thank you for this crushing burden on my weary shoulders!
Give me a day or so, I think I can endure the great honour.


Otaku-sempai
Avenger


Jul 12 2018, 7:12pm


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You are most welcome!
You knew the job was dangerous when you posted.
"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison