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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCVI


Jun 8 2018, 12:57pm

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The Hobbit Caption Contest XCVI

Many thanks to hanne for the winning nod on Round 95! In keeping with our game rules, herewith please find the entry for the 96th Round. Caption away!

Larger image here.


Jun 8 2018, 1:46pm

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Thorin: "Well, yes. It is a bit of a fixer-upper."

"But with some new siding and a fresh coat of paint, it will make a dandy retirement cottage! Am I right?"

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock


Jun 8 2018, 8:48pm

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"I told you to take the exit at the Last Inn. This is a dead end."

"Check the lodestone, what does it say?"
"It says, 'recalculating.'"

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Jun 9 2018, 11:02pm

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Thorin: "Gloin, you said this was the summer home of your cousin promised Roaring fires! Malt Beer! Red Meat off the bone!"



Jun 11 2018, 9:51pm

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"What's your intention? Do you think one on four is a dogfall?"

"I mean to kill you in one minute, Mm. Or see you hanged in Rivendell at Lord Elrond's convenience. Which'll it be?"
-Episode #22 of Amazon Middle-earth: "The Short, the Stout, and the Petty"

"The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dr."
-The Briefing of Elrond


Jun 14 2018, 6:10pm

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Thorin: That's an old, gray CLIFF, not a HILL!

And that shack is definitely NOT a "merry ol' inn!"

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman


Jun 14 2018, 10:17pm

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Over to you, O-s!


Jun 14 2018, 10:40pm

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Thanks Loresilme!

It might take me until tomorrow (or so) to find a new image, but we'll see.

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock