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Tom, Bert, and William versus The Three Billy Goats Gruff

Darkstone Elvenhome May 31 2018, 6:11pm Views: 15158 Tom, Bert, and William versus The Three Billy Goats Gruff Who wins? ****************************************** "The Crack of Doom is a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port. The shaft leads directly to the reactor system. A precise hit will start a chain reaction which should destroy Barad-dûr." -The Briefing of Elrond

Ataahua Forum Admin / Moderator May 31 2018, 9:59pm Views: 15136 Given that the goats' horns would be roughly at groin-height, I'd say it ends badly for the trolls. Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories

Otaku-sempai Elvenhome May 31 2018, 10:45pm Views: 15134 Billy goats automatically win versus Trolls. That's just how it works. "I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock

the 13th warrior Ossiriand May 31 2018, 10:58pm Views: 15132 I see the trolls having Goats Head Soup hello darkstone, i think the trolls would bash and club goats to death with rocks and tree branches, or throw them against a boulder. then argue about the best way to eat them like they argued over bilbo and co. they never seem to eat, just fight about cooking. couldn't resist rolling stones' album title in headline. fine record, have it on original vinyl, laid back but good effort by mick and the boys after exile on main st. The 13th Warrior, Left Field CaliphateFrom the scroll rooms of Gondor, listening to "Angie, angie......when will those clouds all disappear..." (This post was edited by the 13th warrior on May 31 2018, 11:00pm)

Bracegirdle Doriath Jun 2 2018, 6:04pm Views: 14887 “Yummy yuck! Mutton again tomorrer”, said Bill Huggins gruffly.   ‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor

sevilodorf Dor-Lomin Jun 3 2018, 6:31pm Views: 14764 Three Billy Goats Gruff Just as Gandalf tricked them into fighting with each other, the three billy goats would have bamboozled them. Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua (Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)