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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXII



Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 17, 4:17pm


Views: 2833
The Hobbit Caption Contest LXXXII

Thanks to Meneldor for the win. Here we find a rather ungracious Bilbo in his encounter with Gandalf. Caption away!




Eruonen
Valinor


Jan 18, 12:10am


Views: 2762
It is medicinal I tell you! See, this is my prescription!

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jan 18, 9:07pm


Views: 2698
"I hold in my hand the papers.

As a child of four can plainly see, these papers have been hermetically sealed. They've been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk and Wagnalls' porch since noon today. NO ONE knows the contents of these papers but you, in your mystical and borderline divine way, will ascertain the answers having never before heard the questions."

. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Darkstone
Immortal


Jan 18, 9:40pm


Views: 2684
"Dragon, troll, goblin, bear, I smoke, and cast away all care!" /

 

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I met a Balrog on the stair
He had some wings that weren't there.
They weren't there again today.
I wish he would just fly away.





Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Jan 19, 4:44am


Views: 2661
Bilbo: Oh great, a button salesman! Maybe if I ignore him he'll go away....//

Sly

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman




Loresilme
Valinor


Jan 20, 1:36am


Views: 2595
Forget the smell of dwarf or scent of hobbit ... the odor of Gandalf could clear a 5 mile radius. //

 


Belegdir
Lorien


Jan 28, 12:01pm


Views: 2392
Winner!

The decision was tough, but congratulations Kilidoescartwheels. I hate those pestering buttons salesmen as well.


Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor


Jan 28, 5:18pm


Views: 2377
Thanks!

A new pic will be forthcoming!

I'm not scared to be seen, I make no apologies - this is me!

from The Greatest Showman