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Scenes From The Hat



Darkstone
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 3:08pm


Views: 2044
Scenes From The Hat

"The Road goes ever on and on..."

So what might the traffic signs and/or commercial billboards along that Middle-earth road say?

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.Ē




Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 3:31pm


Views: 1979
WARG CROSSING

CAUTION
STONE-GIANTS
AHEAD

"I may be on the side of the angels, but do not think for one second that I am one of them." - Sherlock

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Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 11 2017, 4:47pm


Views: 1964
In Khazad-dŻm

CAUTION - CREVASSES ARE DEEPER THAN THEY APPEAR


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 5:24pm


Views: 1954
YIELD! To Merging Oliphaunts..

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Meneldor
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 6:00pm


Views: 1942
EORLINGAS HAS RIGHT OF WAY //

 


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Dec 11 2017, 6:06pm


Views: 1942
On Gorgoroth's roads: "Use Chains." /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2017, 6:38pm


Views: 1942
At the Bridge of Khazad-dŻm:

NARROW BRIDGE.
NO PASSING.


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2017, 6:47pm


Views: 1941
At the Ford of Bruinen:

WARNING:
FLASH
FLOOD
AREA


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 11 2017, 7:04pm


Views: 1937
At the approach to Amon Hen:




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 8:07pm


Views: 1925
"Entering tunnel of Cirith Ungol. Turn on lights" //

 



sample

We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Dec 11 2017, 8:09pm


Views: 1924
"Bridge of Khazad-dum. You shall not pass!" //

 



sample

We have been there and back again.


TIME Google Calendar


6th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observations List - November 28, 2013
4th draft of TH:DOS Geeky Observations List - May 15, 2014

5th draft of TH:BotFA Geeky Observations List - January 30, 2015


TORn's Geeky Observations Lists for LotR and The Hobbit


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 11 2017, 8:24pm


Views: 1924
M1 Mordorway. Exit LEFT, Frodo./

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 11 2017, 8:33pm


Views: 1925
M25.The One Ring Road. Keep Left.

 


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:11pm


Views: 1912
Entry to Straight Road: Leaving Middle-earth. Prepare for Hyper-drive. //

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:28pm


Views: 1910
Great West Road: CAUTION! Unexpected Horse-apples. //

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:35pm


Views: 1909
Near end of Sauron's Road: SAMMATH NAUR ENDS! PREPARE TO STOP or quick-fry //

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 11 2017, 11:53pm


Views: 1906
Outside the Dark Door: CAUTION! - DEAD AHEAD! //

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:06am


Views: 1909
The Troll

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!

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AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:06am


Views: 1909
Put Nori

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!

(This post was edited by AlassŽa Eruvande on Dec 12 2017, 12:08am)


AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:07am


Views: 1905
Down the hatch

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:07am


Views: 1905
But coughed him up

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:07am


Views: 1906
Because he scratched

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Dec 12 2017, 12:08am


Views: 1908
Dwarven-Shave

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 12 2017, 1:16am


Views: 1904
We come, we come with roll of drum,

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 12 2017, 1:16am


Views: 1902
To kick young Saruman in the bum.

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Dec 12 2017, 1:17am


Views: 801
Bķrarum-shave./

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Dec 12 2017, 2:10am


Views: 801
Sudden Drop-Off: Troll Fell Ahead (you might, too)//

 



Belegdir
Lorien


Dec 12 2017, 3:28pm


Views: 772
Mordor - 900 leagues - Rough Road Ahead

 


Na Vedui
Rohan


Dec 13 2017, 10:50pm


Views: 765
On the outskirts of Fangorn:

HEAVY PLANT CROSSING


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Dec 14 2017, 12:21am


Views: 746
Entering Isengard: ROUNDABOUT AHEAD! //

 

Ď. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Dec 14 2017, 1:19am


Views: 747
HA! /

 


Loresilme
Valinor


Dec 18 2017, 7:52pm


Views: 658
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