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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXIX

Darkstone Immortal Oct 31 2017, 7:10pm Views: 6110 The Hobbit Caption Contest LXIX Thanks very much to TORnsib and Fellow DeviantArt fan Kilidoescartwheels for picking me as the sixty-eighth winner of The Hobbit Caption Contest. According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable Otaku-sempai I shall now hereby enter the sixty-ninth screenshot for all of you to caption: The original screencap is here. ****************************************** The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

Otaku-sempai Immortal Oct 31 2017, 11:41pm Views: 6021 "So much wine, and so little me!" //   "Far, far below the deepest delvings of the Dwarves, the world is gnawed by nameless things. Even Sauron knows them not. They are older than he."

Bracegirdle Valinor Nov 1 2017, 1:31am Views: 6013 "Hmm, What'll it be tonight? A fruity Beaujolais, a luscious Pinot Noir, an aromatic Bourgogne Rouge, or a smooth Cabernet Sauvignon? Nah! I'll stick with the hearty Red Dorwinion." ‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor

Ataahua Forum Admin / Moderator Nov 1 2017, 5:26am Views: 6001 Hobbits and Dwarves both liked to super-size their Lego blocks. /   Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. Ataahua's stories

Loresilme Valinor Nov 1 2017, 1:42pm Views: 5972 "Wile E. Coyote...Super Genius" //

Kilidoescartwheels Valinor Nov 1 2017, 2:54pm Views: 5966 Thranduil has come up with an ingenius way to keep intruders out of his wine vault! A pressure-sensor in the trap door! Check out my new book here: https://www.amazon.com/dp/1521753377

Meneldor Valinor Nov 1 2017, 4:48pm Views: 5959 How do the elves walk across this without falling through? Is it like walking on top of snow? Or falling stone blocks? They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107

Loresilme Valinor Nov 1 2017, 7:29pm Views: 5946 Bilbo had a sinking feeling this wasn't going to end well. //

Lissuin Valinor Nov 1 2017, 10:02pm Views: 5931 And so the teeter totter was invented, though on later reflection Bilbo realised it would be more fun with two people.

L. Ron Halfelven Grey Havens Nov 2 2017, 2:00am Views: 5911 It's a trap!/   And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap. He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.

cats16 Half-elven Nov 2 2017, 2:58am Views: 5907 "Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker." //   Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!

Loresilme Valinor Nov 3 2017, 2:24pm Views: 5784 Bilbo learns the Mirkwood commercial flooring and installation Elves were less wise and more dangerous too //

Darkstone Immortal Nov 7 2017, 8:40pm Views: 5725 The winner! Go forth and post! ****************************************** The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”

Loresilme Valinor Nov 8 2017, 11:41am Views: 5678 Neat!! Thanks, Darkstone! I'll be right back with the next round! (This post was edited by Loresilme on Nov 8 2017, 11:42am)