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**Party Time!** A Sil-Hobbit-Baggins Six Subject Line Challenge!
Sep 22 2017, 11:04am
1. I ain't droppin' no eaves! by tinkermarm
2. It's a gem! by Kimi
3. Why not use that tactic more often? by CuriousG
4. They realised at once that this was an imposter.... by dormouse
5. How can you be seasick on dry land??? by Kilidoescartwheels
6. "Who ate the last bit of lembas?" by Smaug the iron
..."Who ate the last bit of lembas?" exclaimed Bilbo as he looked deep into the empty crock. The four innocent hobbits seated around the lunch table quickly glanced up, but one immediately averted his eyes. They realised at once that this was an imposter. Bilbo's eyes narrowed as he glared at Pippin's obvious reaction.
..."Master Took," Bilbo continued in a controlled tone. "What have you to say?"
..."I'm sorry, Mr. Baggins," Pippin lowered his head. "I just couldn't resist. And I thought here in Rivendell that there would be more a'plenty in the larders!" He looked around at the others pleadingly. "Isn't there?"
...Frodo shook his head, trying hard to suppress a grin. "Lembas is purely from Lothlórien. I'm sure there's an exchange of goods between Lórien and Rivendell, but you shouldn't count on an endless supply of anything."
..."I know. I feel sick... like I'm back in one of those boats. And it's Bilbo and Frodo's birthday and all. I'm so sorry."
...Merry took pity on his friend. "Remember when we were in Lórien, Pip? Those were hard to stop eating. It's a gem of a treat!"
...Sam couldn't resist as he clicked his tongue at Pippin. "How can you be seasick on dry land???"
...Suddenly, a large silver tray piled high with golden lembas appeared in the center of the table. They all looked up at the smiling Elf as he backed away. "Happy Birthday from the Lady Galadriel."
...Sam grinned over at Pippin. "The Elves always help the pitiful. Why not use that tactic more often?"
...Pippin mumbled, "Please drop it, Sam."
..."I ain't droppin' no eaves!" cried Sam as the table erupted in laughter.
We have been there and back again.
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(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Sep 22 2017, 11:12am)
Dec 23 2018, 2:26am
Well, it has been a while. I don't know if I'm back quite yet regularly, but I searched to see if I missed anything with my name on it and found this. It gave me a chuckle, for sure.
Thanks for the laugh, gramma, and hope you're well! =)
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