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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXIII



Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Aug 11 2017, 9:37pm


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The Hobbit Caption Contest LXIII

Here for your delight and consideration is the next installment of the caption contest! Just what could be going on here?



Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 11 2017, 11:19pm


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ELROND: I think you ought'a apologize to my horse! //

 

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Aug 11 2017, 11:21pm)


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Aug 11 2017, 11:59pm


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Mr. Ed is great-- who is THAT?/

 

And Rose drew him in, and set him on the harpsichord bench, and put little Wilhelm Friedemann upon his lap.

He began composing a fugue. 'Well, I'm Bach,' he said.


Ataahua
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Aug 12 2017, 12:13am


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*snert* /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 12 2017, 3:16am


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Elrond: "Thirteen, thirteen! You mean there's thirteen of those little booted suckums?" //

 

‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'

Gandalf to Denethor




sevilodorf
Grey Havens


Aug 12 2017, 12:53pm


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MEIGWIT//

 

Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com
Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua

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StingingFly
Lorien


Aug 13 2017, 3:39am


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Gandalf can only look on Bilbo with pity as Elrond chooses Bombur over him for the kickball game...last pick again!

 


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 15 2017, 8:48pm


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"Galad-i-up was an Elven-steed./ Of him the harpers tra-lal-lal-lied./ He was the goblins' greatest foe./ Now hear his tragic tale of whoa." /

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Aug 17 2017, 7:10pm


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And the winner is ... Otaku!

Elrond as a cowboy is a movie I'd love to watch. Cool

Go forth and post!

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 17 2017, 8:32pm


Views: 2374
Well...thanks, friend!


In Reply To
Elrond as a cowboy is a movie I'd love to watch. Cool


That'd be the 'Elf with No Name' in A Fistful of Athelas. And its sequels: For a Few Silver Pennies More and The Good, the Bad and the Orkish Wink

"Who I am is where I stand. Where I stand is where I fall.” -- The Doctor

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Aug 17 2017, 8:35pm)