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Ghan-buri-Ghan versus the GEICO Caveman


Apr 1 2016, 6:57pm

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Ghan-buri-Ghan versus the GEICO Caveman

Who wins?

“Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!”
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"

-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King


Apr 1 2016, 10:11pm

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Does it take place in the Druadan Forest or the backseat of a '57 Chevy? //


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