Apr 25 2015, 2:24pm
Would this be a good place for this post?
ON TORn (update 2015, changes from previous versions are in bold)
(Jason Mraz’s I’m Yours ).
Well, it dawned on Xoanon and Tehanu who felt it,
They knew that the films would be so hot, so they melded
Their efforts with two more:
Calusuri and Corvar made four.
When the rumors done come out they marked 'em the fastest.
Why's Arwen at the Deep? I think this needs intervention.
They kept an eye on every turn,
And would post news as they learned some,
And I don't hesitate, I know
There's Tolkien news
Well, open up your mind, discuss with me
The latest Middle-earth film trilogy,
Talk about the books where we find love love love,
Listen to the soundtrack of the movies, Enya’s May it Be,
Howard’s haunting melodies,
Peter Jackson’s work that I
love love love love
So I don’t hesitate, no more,
I cannot wait, I’m sure
There’s a need to congregate
On message boards
This is my fate
Doo da doo doo-cha doo’cha doo do 'n' dooo,
Don’t cha want chat on,
Wha’ch’ you think of that Alfrid guy,
And was Dain all CGI?
Soo de bop be pwom puh pwom
Whoaah, whoa wo wo wo wo
I been spending way too long checking posts Iike it's a mission,
I'm bending backwards just to see the extra scenes edition.
The games fill up the glass
Of my screen, like Scenes from the Hat,
Like our Captions, TIME, B-S, Walks, no better series,
Like Middle-Earth Conspiracy for posting witty theories,
That's what we aim to do.
Our playing is our virtue
And I don't hesitate no more,
I check our message board.
(I don't hesitate) Well, open up your mind, discuss with me
(no more, no more) The adaptation films, even Bakshi,
(I log right in) Log onto the boards and you'll find
(On TORn) this site is yours.
(I need to congregate) I need to I need to
(on message boards) I need to congregate
(This is my fate) On the message boards, this is this is this is my fate
(On TORn) On TORn……nahhh! Brrrap op um day
doo doo doocha doot dooden
ooh on TORn, ooh on TORn
baby just believe this site is yours!
Happy TORn 10th Anniversary Founders Day 2015 all! I'm proud to have participated in this community with you. --RT
[spoken:] Once upon a time in Arda, First Age…
Beren, on the run from the Dark,
Its Sudden-Flame strike
Came down on his life, lived rough,
Luthien was out in the glade,
She ran from the Man,
His limbs stayed by chains of love,
But Thingol said to hold on,
What have you got?
You can’t just have the Princess, that is asking a lot.
You’ll fetch the jewels from ol’ Morgoth,
Or have her you’ll not!
Whoa, if that’s your will,
Whoa, this I will fulfill!
In my hand from the Crown, a Silmaril,
Whoa, this I will fulfill!
This I will fulfill!
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