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Sharkey versus the Smurfs


Mar 3 2015, 7:57pm

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Sharkey versus the Smurfs

Who wins?

No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!

-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green


Mar 3 2015, 8:05pm

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I badly want Sharkey to win but given he was taken down by hobbits (basically smurfs with hairy feet), I don't like his chances. No, the only way out of this is if Sharkey joins forces with Gargamel. Together, they might just triumph.

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Mar 4 2015, 9:09pm

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37 Fuzzy Baby Smurfs climb aboard an ex Istari…

Sharkey’s last words – “I’m melting! I’m melting!”

Turns out that -----

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