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Sharkey versus the Smurfs



Darkstone
Immortal


Mar 3 2015, 7:57pm


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Sharkey versus the Smurfs

Who wins?

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No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!

-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green


Felagund
Rohan


Mar 3 2015, 8:05pm


Views: 5307
well...

I badly want Sharkey to win but given he was taken down by hobbits (basically smurfs with hairy feet), I don't like his chances. No, the only way out of this is if Sharkey joins forces with Gargamel. Together, they might just triumph.

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Bracegirdle
Valinor


Mar 4 2015, 9:09pm


Views: 5276
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