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Paddington Bear vs Beorn (bear-form)


Mar 3 2015, 4:47pm

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Paddington Bear vs Beorn (bear-form)

This one's too close to call for me. Mainly because Paddington Bear's duffle coat is the equivalent of plate armour +8, which basically makes him impervious to Beorn's claws.

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Mar 3 2015, 6:42pm

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Depends on the arena.

No hope for Paddington in paw-to-paw combat.


in the world of money = power, the bear who gets a percentage of every t-shirt, pyjama set, onesie, jumper, sock, hat, lunch box, backpack, pencil or tippy cup with his picture on it, has his own lines for Baby Gap and Harrod's, his own movie (not just 7 minutes in somebody else's), and so can retire to the south of France and never have to lift a paw to work again wins!

Is Beorn going to have a giant helium balloon of himself in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade?
Pfffff ! And he has his own website. Cool