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Turin Turambar vs. Darth Vader, He-Man and Godzilla

The Shire

Mar 27 2014, 2:08am

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Turin Turambar vs. Darth Vader, He-Man and Godzilla

Who wins? I say Turin. He defeated both Glaurung and Morgoth. These three he defeats with ease.


Mar 27 2014, 2:14am

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He-Man doesn't stand a chance.

Godzilla would be tough, but if Turin pulls a Siegfried and gets into position for a sneak attack to the belly, he could manage an upset.

Darth Vader would be a challenge. I'm betting the black sword could survive a lightsabre cut, but I don't think Turin has any defense against Force Choke.

They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


Mar 27 2014, 4:22am

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Turin, but . . .

No way he could beat .. The Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!...

From World's End then he turned away,
and yearned again to find afar .
his home through shadows journeying,
and burning as an island star . . .

-Bilbo Baggins