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Azog Fragrance Collection



ImetLEGOLAS
Rivendell


Oct 23 2013, 2:24am


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Azog Fragrance Collection
Kidding...Well, you have to admit Azog has great facial expressions. If he were to really come out with a fragrance line what do you think it would smell like?


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(This post was edited by ImetLEGOLAS on Oct 23 2013, 2:25am)


Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Oct 23 2013, 2:27am


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Fear //
 


Ataahua
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Oct 23 2013, 3:01am


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Undying Vengeance - for the working Orc who knows what he wants. /
 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 24 2013, 12:17am


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"Wet Warg" after chasing the Company in the rain ;) //
 


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Kim
Valinor


Oct 24 2013, 12:50am


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Eau d'Orc - smells like rainbows, puppies and sunshine
or, you know, whatever's the opposite of that Laugh


Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Oct 24 2013, 2:08am


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Dolce & Grishnakh
The One Orc fragrance - a spicy fragrance made up of rotting meat and that subtle overtone of the fires of Mt. Doom. And since you cannot simply walk into Mordor, perfect for that certain Hobbit on that special occasion. There might even be a ring involved.
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan


Oct 24 2013, 8:50am


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It won't be very popular...
Anyone who uses it will probably feel slightly defiled, and in need of a hand.
"Eala Earendel engla beorhtast
ofer middangeard monnum sended."

"There is nothing so absurd but some philosopher has said it." - Cicero


elaen32
Gondor


Oct 24 2013, 9:55am


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Poison
by Diorc. Distilled from the fumes of the Plain of Gorgoroth, blended with musk from a warg- rider's armpit!Frown

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elaen32
Gondor


Oct 24 2013, 10:01am


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Charnel No.5
" why can't we have any meat?"Frown

Sorry, I have a warped mind sometimes!!Crazy

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Dame Ioreth
Tol Eressea


Oct 24 2013, 12:48pm


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Then mine warps in the same direction
I had something similar bumping around but yours is better!
Where there's life there's hope, and need of vittles.
― J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


Na Vedui
Rohan


Oct 24 2013, 7:14pm


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Lol!
Every time I see a Chanel ad now, I'll be seeing "Charnel"...


ImetLEGOLAS
Rivendell


Oct 25 2013, 3:41am


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All these ideas are great!!!
I hope you all think of Azog next time you see a fragrance ad
I MET ORLANDO!!! And Sir Ian Mckellen, Andy Serkis, Lee Pace and Peter Jackson!!! Elves taught trees!!!


Maciliel
Valinor


Oct 25 2013, 3:56am


Views: 259
+that+
[ elaen ]
In Reply To
charnel no. 5 -- " why can't we have any meat?"Frown

Sorry, I have a warped mind sometimes!!Crazy
[ / elaen ]


now +that+ is +brilliant, elaen! well-done!


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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Valinor


Oct 25 2013, 3:57am


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as is this one
In Reply To
by Diorc. Distilled from the fumes of the Plain of Gorgoroth, blended with musk from a warg- rider's armpit!Frown
as is this one as well. : )

you are on +fire+, elaen -- and not in a balrog way.


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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo