Ziggy Stardust
Gondor
Sep 4 2013, 1:01am
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Okay, I'll give it a shot
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Ori rushed toward Dori, looking excited.
"Dori...Oooh, ooh...I have a confession!"
Well, what is it, Ori?" asked Dori.
Ori blushed. "Dare I say it?"
"Well, go on, tell me what it is." said Dori patiently.
"Listen...listen...listen..." said Ori, grinning.
"I'm listening, Ori! Out with, come on." said Dori.
Fili now came toward Dori and Ori.
"Dori, you'll never guess what we saw!" Fili was smiling, half out of humor, half out of embarrassment.
"Will you tell me what it is already?" said Dori, getting impatient.
They heard a noise nearby in trees.
"Shh, shh. It might be him." said Ori, whispering.
"Who?" said Dori. "Thorin. We can't lethim hear us."
"Why?" asked Dori.
"Oh, it's okay, it's only Kili." said Fili relieved.
"Is it really Kili?" asked Ori.
"Yes." said Fili. Kili joins them. He's snickering.
"Did you see-"
"Yes!" said both Ori and Fili.
"What is it everyone has seen! Tell me already, I'm all attention, for Durin's sake." said Dori.
"I'll tell him, I'll tell him!" said Kili.
"No, I'll do it, you keep laughing." said Ori. He began.
"The three of us had gone to see Thorin to ask him something. When I saw him, I saw the most tackiest thing."
Fili andf Kili started giggling.
"You see," Ori went on. "When we came into the tent, Thorin was..."
"Yes?" said Dori.
"Well, he was wearing...a most tacky outfit, looked at himself in the mirror, smacked his...bum, and said 'I'm irresistable and sexy,' then he started dancing." said Ori.
At this Fili and Kili burst out laughing. Dori looked dumbfounded. "What?" he said. He couldn't believe the noble and majestic Thorin would behave in such a manner.
Thorin suddenly appeared.
"Speak of the devil!" said Fili and Kili.
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