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axecrazy Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 5:53pm Views: 1179 Azog slogans Azog: Defiling since 2790 Azog and Company: Defiling is our speciality Azog: No defiling on Tuesdays Azog: Defiling yo momma on Thursdays Azog: Defiling guaranteed. No returns unless otherwise stated Azog: Bolg wishes he could defile half as well as me Azog: Not the same as hotdog Azog: Facial expressions enhance defiling Azog: Golg! Azog: Defiling days not done yet Azog: Defiling minions is a daily pastime Azog: Well look who it is Azog: Middle-earth's chief defiler Azog: HOOWAAAAARRRRRRR! I started typing these out and couldn't stop. If you frequent a certain Halo fan site, then you know where I got the idea. That as well as gifs on tumblr and livejournal gave me inspiration. Just thought I'd share. I don't know what tickles me about Azog. The guy just cracks me up for some reason. I'm always entertained when he shows up. There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.

sauget.diblosio Tol Eressea Mar 25 2013, 6:06pm Views: 667 Azog... Defiling my Hobbit film viewing experience since 2012!

axecrazy Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 6:13pm Views: 641 // There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.

Tigero Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 6:18pm Views: 633 Azog 2012 It's time to kill the defiler, again. Pessimists have no disappointments.

Oin's parasite Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 6:19pm Views: 644 Haha! These are great! Nearly as great as the infamous pants thread "Azog and Company: When a dwarf absolutly has to be defiled today" "I've got parasites as big as my arm!"

NottaSackville Valinor Mar 25 2013, 6:28pm Views: 611 Azog: Boy will book readers be surprised! //   Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville (This post was edited by NottaSackville on Mar 25 2013, 6:36pm)

NottaSackville Valinor Mar 25 2013, 6:30pm Views: 607 Azog: The document de-filer //   Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville

SirDennisC Half-elven Mar 25 2013, 6:30pm Views: 604 Azog or die trying. //

SirDennisC Half-elven Mar 25 2013, 6:32pm Views: 611 Azog: I'm back, baby. Bender won't mind.

axecrazy Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 6:34pm Views: 621 Do tell and why was it infamous? There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.

axecrazy Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 6:58pm Views: 601 Nevermind. Found it.//   There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.

DanielLB Immortal Mar 25 2013, 7:00pm Views: 592 Azog and the Kingdom of the Hot Dwarves. /

axecrazy Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 7:03pm Views: 584 I'd watch that.//   There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.

Spaldron Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 7:09pm Views: 584 Azog: He's In Defile Cabinet.   "A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."

DanielLB Immortal Mar 25 2013, 7:37pm Views: 575 And not forgetting "Azog Wars" Azog Wars: The Phantom Azog Azog Wars: Attack of the Cloned Azog's Azog Wars: Revenge of Azog Azog Wars: A New Azog Azog Wars: Azog Strikes Back Azog Wars: Return of Azog And what of episode 7? Azog Wars: My Big Fat Azog Wedding

Ruxendil_Thoorg Tol Eressea Mar 25 2013, 7:49pm Views: 567 Azog. He defiles offhandedly. //   A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

Ruxendil_Thoorg Tol Eressea Mar 25 2013, 7:55pm Views: 560 Azog. Defiling everywhere from A to Zog.//   A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

Ruxendil_Thoorg Tol Eressea Mar 25 2013, 7:58pm Views: 559 Azog. All Pale the Defiler!//   A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

Ruxendil_Thoorg Tol Eressea Mar 25 2013, 8:17pm Views: 559 Azog. He's the Gunda-baddest.   A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

axecrazy Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 8:27pm Views: 555 Addictive, isn't it? Azog: Defiling since 2790

Ruxendil_Thoorg Tol Eressea Mar 25 2013, 9:09pm Views: 539 Azog. With subtitles so you'll know how exactly your King's corpse will be desecrated.//   A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded; (This post was edited by Ruxendil_Thoorg on Mar 25 2013, 9:10pm)

Roheryn Tol Eressea Mar 25 2013, 9:16pm Views: 550 Which begs the question: whose pants are infamous? ;-) And, perhaps more interestingly, why?

Ruxendil_Thoorg Tol Eressea Mar 25 2013, 9:35pm Views: 536 Amen to that! XD This was a fun topic. kudos and thanks for posting it! A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

ltnjmy Rivendell Mar 25 2013, 9:44pm Views: 532 Thanks so much "axecrazy" - this was hilarious I laughed very hard !! Thanks !!

TheSexyBeard Lorien Mar 25 2013, 10:23pm Views: 532 Azog goes Camping. The family film of the summer... Yes, my username is terrible.

Ruxendil_Thoorg Tol Eressea Mar 25 2013, 11:09pm Views: 261 Azog, CPA. He'll even defile your detaxes. //   A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

axecrazy Rivendell Mar 26 2013, 6:26am Views: 259 One more for the road Azog: Because that's what Bilbo Baggins hates Azog: Defiling since 2790

axecrazy Rivendell Mar 26 2013, 6:30am Views: 255 I'd deffinitely watch that Perhaps something along the lines of Robinson Crusoe.... with wargs. Azog: Defiling since 2790

L. Ron Halfelven Grey Havens Mar 26 2013, 11:29am Views: 245 Azog: He's not *quite* dead.//   "123456!... password!... password1!... password2!... Gimli, do you know Durin's date of birth? Thanks. 140457!... mithril@!... mithril#!... maltbeer!... qwerty!... Legolas, do your elf eyes see any post-its lying around the base of the cliff?"

L. Ron Halfelven Grey Havens Mar 26 2013, 11:29am Views: 245 Azog: He's getting better.//

L. Ron Halfelven Grey Havens Mar 26 2013, 11:31am Views: 250 Azog: He thinks he'll go for a walk.//

Ruxendil_Thoorg Tol Eressea Mar 26 2013, 11:45am Views: 243 Azog. He's got one head above the rest. And it's not his own.//   A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

Eye's on Guard Lorien Mar 26 2013, 10:19pm Views: 242 Movie Titles Azog: An Unexpected Baddie Azog: The Desecration of Thror Azog: Dead and Back Again

axecrazy Rivendell Mar 27 2013, 11:40am Views: 237 Defile-less slogons Azog: Now with Vitamin Z Azog and Company: We've got wargs to spare Azog: Batteries not included Azog: Now an action figure. Better than Thorin's, so there Azog: Dead and loving it Azog: Rapper extraordinaire Azog: Kratos may be deeper, but I'm taller Azog: Playing skittles with your Dwarves every other day Azog: No balls for skittles. Just a mace Azog: Defiling since 2790

Ruxendil_Thoorg Tol Eressea Mar 27 2013, 1:15pm Views: 224 Azog. Part of a complete, delicious wreck-fest. //   A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you. http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

axecrazy Rivendell Mar 27 2013, 2:41pm Views: 230 I swear this is the last one.... Azog and Company: Mewling quims need not apply Those Gundabad Orcs are such a vulgar lot. Azog: Defiling since 2790

grammaboodawg Immortal Mar 28 2013, 9:31am Views: 223 Azog: The Last (h)airbender //   3rd draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated for DVD release!!! I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!! TIME Google Calendar TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)

Riven Delve Tol Eressea Mar 28 2013, 1:53pm Views: 224 One from the ROTK appendices Azog: A Brand to Remember (Poor Thror ) "I left the night, with its remote and singing stars, and came in, to the glow of the fire, and the chair where he had been sitting, and the unstrung harp." --The Last Enchantment

grammaboodawg Immortal Apr 1 2013, 1:34am Views: 223 Azog: He just got shin-splints! //   3rd draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated for DVD release!!! I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!! TIME Google Calendar TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)