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Azog slogans



axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 5:53pm


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Azog slogans

Azog: Defiling since 2790

Azog and Company: Defiling is our speciality

Azog: No defiling on Tuesdays

Azog: Defiling yo momma on Thursdays

Azog: Defiling guaranteed. No returns unless otherwise stated

Azog: Bolg wishes he could defile half as well as me

Azog: Not the same as hotdog

Azog: Facial expressions enhance defiling

Azog: Golg!

Azog: Defiling days not done yet

Azog: Defiling minions is a daily pastime

Azog: Well look who it is

Azog: Middle-earth's chief defiler

Azog: HOOWAAAAARRRRRRR!


I started typing these out and couldn't stop. If you frequent a certain Halo fan site, then you know where I got the idea. That as well as gifs on tumblr and livejournal gave me inspiration. Just thought I'd share. I don't know what tickles me about Azog. The guy just cracks me up for some reason. I'm always entertained when he shows up. Laugh




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sauget.diblosio
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 6:06pm


Views: 615
Azog...

Defiling my Hobbit film viewing experience since 2012!


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:13pm


Views: 589
//

LaughLaughLaugh




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Tigero
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:18pm


Views: 581
Azog 2012

It's time to kill the defiler, again.

Pessimists have no disappointments.


Oin's parasite
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:19pm


Views: 592
Haha! These are great! Nearly as great as the infamous pants thread

"Azog and Company: When a dwarf absolutly has to be defiled today"

"I've got parasites as big as my arm!"


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 6:28pm


Views: 559
Azog: Boy will book readers be surprised! //

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


(This post was edited by NottaSackville on Mar 25 2013, 6:36pm)


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 6:30pm


Views: 555
Azog: The document de-filer //

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Mar 25 2013, 6:30pm


Views: 552
Azog or die trying. //

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Mar 25 2013, 6:32pm


Views: 559
Azog: I'm back, baby.

Bender won't mind.Wink


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:34pm


Views: 569
Do tell

and why was it infamous? Smile




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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:58pm


Views: 549
Nevermind. Found it.//

 




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DanielLB
Immortal


Mar 25 2013, 7:00pm


Views: 540
Azog and the Kingdom of the Hot Dwarves. /

 


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 7:03pm


Views: 532
I'd watch that.//

 




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Spaldron
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 7:09pm


Views: 532
Azog: He's In Defile Cabinet.

 

"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."


DanielLB
Immortal


Mar 25 2013, 7:37pm


Views: 523
And not forgetting "Azog Wars"

Azog Wars: The Phantom Azog
Azog Wars: Attack of the Cloned Azog's
Azog Wars: Revenge of Azog
Azog Wars: A New Azog
Azog Wars: Azog Strikes Back
Azog Wars: Return of Azog

And what of episode 7?

Azog Wars: My Big Fat Azog Wedding


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 7:49pm


Views: 515
Azog. He defiles offhandedly. //

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 7:55pm


Views: 508
Azog. Defiling everywhere from A to Zog.//

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 7:58pm


Views: 507
Azog. All Pale the Defiler!//

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 8:17pm


Views: 507
Azog. He's the Gunda-baddest.

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 8:27pm


Views: 503
Addictive, isn't it?

Sly


Azog: Defiling since 2790


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 9:09pm


Views: 487
Azog. With subtitles so you'll know how exactly your King's corpse will be desecrated.//

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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(This post was edited by Ruxendil_Thoorg on Mar 25 2013, 9:10pm)


Roheryn
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 9:16pm


Views: 498
Which begs the question: whose pants are infamous? ;-)

And, perhaps more interestingly, why?


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 9:35pm


Views: 484
Amen to that! XD

This was a fun topic. kudos and thanks for posting it!

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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ltnjmy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 9:44pm


Views: 480
Thanks so much "axecrazy" - this was hilarious

I laughed very hard !!

Thanks !!Smile


TheSexyBeard
Lorien

Mar 25 2013, 10:23pm


Views: 480
Azog goes Camping.

The family film of the summer...

Yes, my username is terrible.


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 11:09pm


Views: 207
Azog, CPA. He'll even defile your detaxes. //

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 26 2013, 6:26am


Views: 205
One more for the road

Azog: Because that's what Bilbo Baggins hates


Azog: Defiling since 2790


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 26 2013, 6:30am


Views: 201
I'd deffinitely watch that

Perhaps something along the lines of Robinson Crusoe.... with wargs.


Azog: Defiling since 2790


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 26 2013, 11:29am


Views: 191
Azog: He's not *quite* dead.//

 



"123456!... password!... password1!... password2!... Gimli, do you know Durin's date of birth? Thanks. 140457!... mithril@!... mithril#!... maltbeer!... qwerty!... Legolas, do your elf eyes see any post-its lying around the base of the cliff?"


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 26 2013, 11:29am


Views: 191
Azog: He's getting better.//



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 26 2013, 11:31am


Views: 196
Azog: He thinks he'll go for a walk.//



Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 26 2013, 11:45am


Views: 189
Azog. He's got one head above the rest. And it's not his own.//

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Mar 26 2013, 10:19pm


Views: 188
Movie Titles

Azog: An Unexpected Baddie

Azog: The Desecration of Thror

Azog: Dead and Back Again


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 27 2013, 11:40am


Views: 183
Defile-less slogons

Azog: Now with Vitamin Z

Azog and Company: We've got wargs to spare

Azog: Batteries not included

Azog: Now an action figure. Better than Thorin's, so there

Azog: Dead and loving it

Azog: Rapper extraordinaire

Azog: Kratos may be deeper, but I'm taller

Azog: Playing skittles with your Dwarves every other day

Azog: No balls for skittles. Just a mace

Angelic


Azog: Defiling since 2790


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 27 2013, 1:15pm


Views: 170
Azog. Part of a complete, delicious wreck-fest. //

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 27 2013, 2:41pm


Views: 176
I swear this is the last one....

Azog and Company: Mewling quims need not apply

Those Gundabad Orcs are such a vulgar lot.


Azog: Defiling since 2790


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 28 2013, 9:31am


Views: 169
Azog: The Last (h)airbender //

 


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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Mar 28 2013, 1:53pm


Views: 170
One from the ROTK appendices

Azog: A Brand to Remember

(Poor Thror Unsure)


"I left the night, with its remote and singing stars, and came in, to the glow of the fire, and the chair where he had been sitting, and the unstrung harp." --The Last Enchantment


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 1 2013, 1:34am


Views: 169
Azog: He just got shin-splints! //

 


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