Roheryn
Tol Eressea
Feb 7 2013, 9:03am
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Enough of the silliness -- time for something a bit more serious.
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A pants thread! If we've done this already, I missed it. Thanks, Arandiel, for the nudge. Bilbo: “There was the city of Dale, its pants stretched far and wide, full of the bounties of vine and vale, crease-full and ponderous. For these pants lay before the doors of the greatest wardrobe in Middle-earth: Erebor. Stronghold of Thror, King under-Pants, mightiest of the dwarf lords.” Balin: “You forget: the front zipper is sealed. There is no way into the pants.” Balin: “I wouldn’t bother, laddie. Pants are named for the great deeds they do in bed.” Thorin: “Our underwear is no concern of elves.” Gandalf: “For goodness sake, Thorin, show him your pants!” Thorin: “They are the legacy of my people; they are mine to protect, as are their secrets.” Elrond: “So this is your purpose, to enter the Pants.” Thorin: “Master Baggins, I suggest you keep your pants up.” ********* Your turns!
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