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Dwalin the Dwarf vs. Popeye the Sailorman

wendy woo Rivendell Nov 22 2012, 4:43am Views: 2072 Dwalin the Dwarf vs. Popeye the Sailorman It would be a Battle of the Fore-arms. You'll see that in every contract. It's called a "sanity clause". Ha-ha. You can't fool me. There ain't no Sanity Claus.

Chopsta123 Gondor Nov 22 2012, 7:40am Views: 1166 Dwalin to be a proper fighter you can't only rely on veggies as a protein source. Plus, Dwalin's tatoos look scarier... (This post was edited by Chopsta123 on Nov 22 2012, 7:40am)

DanielLB Immortal Nov 22 2012, 7:47am Views: 1148 Just starve Popeye of spinach for a day Dwalin would win. Want Hobbit Movie News? Hobbit Headlines of the Week!

Eye's on Guard Lorien Nov 23 2012, 10:13pm Views: 1636 Popeye as portrayed with magic spinach beats Dwalin any day ; ) //

sevilodorf Tol Eressea Nov 27 2012, 12:28am Views: 1159 He's strong to the finish, cause he eats his spinach..... gotta go with Popeye. Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com

imin Valinor Nov 27 2012, 1:43am Views: 1479 Dwalin Because popeye has tiny little joints which means he wont have decent strength for his size (usually) due to muscle insertions and load bearing capability of the joints. whereas dwalin, though short looks to have acromegaly so will have very thick dense bones. that or just let dwalin eat the spinach or throw an axe at him, lol.

Briza Bree Dec 2 2012, 1:30am Views: 1537 Popeye Extremely one sided fight, Popeye would probably punch him into the Blessed Realm, and a few moments later the rest of the dwarves, Bilbo, Gandalf and Smaug would follow.

BoromirOfWinterfell Rohan Jan 11 2013, 12:31pm Views: 1091 Depends if there's spinach around Otherwise Dwalin would win. Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg - that has passed, so may this.

BoromirOfWinterfell Rohan Jan 11 2013, 12:55pm Views: 1853 Or, of Popeye has the initiative... He can feed Dwalin spinach. Dwarves don't like green food. Þæs ofereode, þisses swa mæg - that has passed, so may this.