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stormcrow20
Gondor


Oct 9 2012, 6:29am


Views: 1227
Caption Contest!





DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 6:59am


Views: 382
PJ really let himself go during the filming of The Hobbit ... /

 

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RoseCotton
Lorien


Oct 9 2012, 7:17am


Views: 417
"I don't think that's quite the right look for the Great Goblin, Barry." //

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 9:25am


Views: 400
Sometime you gotta go to extremes just to go out in public and get to the store! //

 



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NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Oct 9 2012, 11:44am


Views: 403
Dang - totally stole mine! //

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


Patty
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 1:13pm


Views: 431
And now, son, let me give you a word of advice...

"Plastics"...

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tennie75
Lorien


Oct 9 2012, 1:18pm


Views: 413
DE: I'm auditioning for the part of Galadriel's Auntie! PJ: <shudder> Thanks but no thanks//

 

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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 4:22pm


Views: 411
Noooo... thanks. We already have someone for Saruman //

 



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silneldor
Half-elven


Oct 9 2012, 4:30pm


Views: 433
'Momma always loved me best.'\\

 















DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 4:32pm


Views: 412
Fans didn't really appreciate PJ's attempt to fit Goldberry into The Hobbit! /

 

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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Oct 9 2012, 6:16pm


Views: 398
'Bring your mother to work day' didn't really work out for Peter. /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Oct 9 2012, 7:31pm


Views: 384
PJ was right when he said that Smaug will look unlike any dragon we've ever seen //

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Oct 9 2012, 7:33pm


Views: 399
Weta mistakenly heard "Git'cher Drag On!" when PJ requested "Get your dragon!" //

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 7:39pm


Views: 461
Brilliant!! /

 

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Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Oct 9 2012, 8:41pm


Views: 372
"All right, Barry. Maybe you would make a good Lobella." //

 

'Thus spake Ioreth, wise-woman of Gondor: The hands of the king are the hands of a healer, and so shall the rightful king be known.' - Gandalf the White


weaver
Half-elven


Oct 10 2012, 2:26am


Views: 465
"Oh, Grandmother, what big hair you have!"//

 

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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 10 2012, 4:36am


Views: 432
Pick-ups? I hope this isn't going to take long, Sir Peter...

... the last time I was late, a fireman had to climb out of my bedroom window and risk his life on a narrow ledge tryin' to grab hold of my pussy."


Patty
Immortal


Oct 10 2012, 2:09pm


Views: 354
Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner! That's Notta bad idea./

 

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AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 10 2012, 2:42pm


Views: 391
Ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha. Ha. //

 



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Lily Fairbairn
Half-elven


Oct 10 2012, 3:36pm


Views: 346
I love your footer, AE! //

 




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 10 2012, 4:33pm


Views: 380
OH! *snort.. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!* //

 



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AlassŽa Eruvande
Valinor


Oct 10 2012, 4:41pm


Views: 356
Aw, thanks!

That's a Sculpey clay Smaug that my niece was inspired to make a couple years ago after she read The Hobbit. Smile



I am SMAUG! I kill when I wish! I am strong, strong, STRONG!
My armor is like tenfold shields! My teeth like swords! My claws, spears!
The shock of my tail, a thunderbolt! My wings, a hurricane! And my breath, death!


Ziggy Stardust
Gondor


Oct 11 2012, 12:11am


Views: 388
Oh gawd, not her.//

 


Arandiel
Grey Havens

Oct 11 2012, 3:43pm


Views: 343
Now THAT is vintage Dame Edna - ha!//

 


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 11 2012, 4:40pm


Views: 351
Ack I thought that was Mrs Slocombe

She was always going on about her poor pussy, left at home to fend for itself.


Patty
Immortal


Oct 11 2012, 4:42pm


Views: 290
Yep. A veteran of many episodes of Are You Being Served. /

 

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Arandiel
Grey Havens

Oct 11 2012, 7:14pm


Views: 313
True, but

Dame Edna would say it with such a twinkle in her eye...Shocked


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Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 12 2012, 2:35am


Views: 311
When Philippa first suggested adding a female character to The Hobbit, PJ wasn't sure they could pull it off. //

 

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(This post was edited by Silverlode on Oct 12 2012, 2:37am)


stormcrow20
Gondor


Oct 13 2012, 1:13am


Views: 366
"In place of the Great Goblin you would have a QUEEN!!" //

 



Escapist
Gondor


Oct 13 2012, 1:16am


Views: 248
Howard Shore backs out at the last minute. //

 


Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Oct 13 2012, 4:55am


Views: 326
I was going to try until I saw this one. It's great! //

 


stormcrow20
Gondor


Oct 14 2012, 8:09am


Views: 228
Give it a try!

I'm sure you can come up with some great lines...your username is proof of that!



dubulous
Rohan

Oct 14 2012, 2:48pm


Views: 263
The idea of Purdey the Purple as a member of the White Council did not make it past the early drafts //

 


Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Oct 16 2012, 5:02am


Views: 506
"Shouldn't have told him it was only motion capture..." //