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Someone with a sense of humor.



priell3
Lorien


Oct 4 2012, 2:11pm


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Someone with a sense of humor.
While I was away last week, at one particular intersection my computer was picking up a proctected WiFi signal.
The network name was "One cannot simply access Mordor"

This was in Wellsboro, Pennsylvania. If you are a member here, identify yourself!
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Ataahua
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Oct 4 2012, 6:36pm


Views: 229
Niiiice.
And that name would stop me trying to access it!
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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Oct 4 2012, 9:16pm


Views: 268
Saw one recently called "CSIS Surveillance Van"
(CSIS is the Canadian version of CIA). At first I was "what the?" then I was all "as if!" Then I chuckled. It had to be a joke right?

One does not simply access Mordor. You need to get out and meet your neighbours.


Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Oct 4 2012, 10:38pm


Views: 223
Well, a simple: "You shall not pass!" Could also do the trick, right? //
 
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DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 5 2012, 6:50am


Views: 179
Brilliant idea! /
 

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Loresilme
Valinor


Oct 5 2012, 9:17pm


Views: 194
That's great!!
Wow! Now I want to think of a good one for my home WiFi!

What a great idea :).

Was anyone with you? That must have been one of those, stop-stare-jaw-drop & look around for someone to show it to- moments!


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Oct 5 2012, 9:19pm


Views: 172
O.K., that made my day! :D //
 


Ring-Bearer
Rivendell


Oct 6 2012, 3:16am


Views: 159
That's awesome!
Thanks to whoever they are for putting a smile on our facesSmile
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wendy woo
Rivendell


Oct 6 2012, 5:26am


Views: 210
There are SOME neighbors I wouldn't WANT to know.
I was on my Kindle the other day, while waiting outside my son's school, and discovered someone in the neighborhood there had a Wi-Fi network named, simply, "S**t Hole". I don't think I want to meet THAT neighbor!
I heard you got shot FIVE times in the tabloids.
It's not true. He never got anywhere NEAR my tabloids.


DanielLB
Immortal


Oct 6 2012, 8:21am


Views: 159
You should change yours to
"Lovely Neighbour" Wink

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Oct 10 2012, 2:10am


Views: 138
*jaw drops* That's SO COOL!!! //
 


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Ettelewen
Rohan

Oct 10 2012, 2:35am


Views: 140
When I was in college
*many* years ago and studying Computer Science, my password on the university's mainframe was "Mordor". One of my professors chuckled when he picked it up one day while assisting me on a project, so I know he was an "initiate". And I'd thought he was such a bore at the time... Tongue


Patty
Immortal


Oct 10 2012, 3:09pm


Views: 246
Tolkien fans are so clever.
No doubt about it.
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