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**World Hobbit Day** "Panted Hobbit Lines"



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 22 2012, 4:35am


Views: 2314
**World Hobbit Day** "Panted Hobbit Lines"

How could we possibly have a party without pants? For those who have not been privileged to get pants before, here's the how-to:

Take a line or phrase from The Hobbit or Bilbo & Frodo's birthdays from LotR or any Tolkien quotes/references and replace one of the words with a variation of pants [i.e. panting, panted, pants] and/or something related to pants also in the phrase [zipper, cuff, belt, pocket, etc.]. It gets really good when several lines from a section of the book or related topics are posted one after another in a string of pants... I mean, posts.

**BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR WORK IN THE SUBJECT LINE ONLY** That way we can really clip along. And remember... this is a family site, so play nice ;)

Here's an example: *whispers* Do not post the original phrase. I'm just showing you where it came from ;)

[Original phrase from The Hobbit: "He dreamed that a crack in the wall at the back of the cave got bigger and bigger, and opened wider and wider...]

Here's what we do to it: "Bilbo dreamed that a crack in the seam at the back of the pants got bigger and bigger, and opened wider and wider!"


I'll start...






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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 22 2012, 4:35am


Views: 1402
"I beg your pardon, I haven't asked for anything!" "Yes, you have! Twice now. My Pants!" //

 






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weaver
Half-elven


Sep 22 2012, 4:43am


Views: 1416
In a hole, in the pants, there lived a Hobbit...

Well, someone had to say it!

Weaver



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 22 2012, 4:47am


Views: 1363
"I am pleased to hear that you had other business in these pants besides my gold." //

 



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zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 22 2012, 6:34am


Views: 1392
"No admittance except in party pants!" //

 




Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Sep 22 2012, 7:37am


Views: 1385
"I was having such a lovely dream," he grumbled, "all about wearing the most gorgeous pants." //

 

Silverlode



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DanielLB
Immortal


Sep 22 2012, 8:49am


Views: 1363
"I should think so - in these pants! We are plain quiet folk and have no use for pants. Nasty disturbing uncomfortable things! Make you late for dinner!" /

 


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PandoraSue
Registered User


Sep 22 2012, 11:02am


Views: 1404
"The king is come unto his hall, Under the Mountain dark and tall. The Worm of Dread is slain and dead, And ever so our pants shall fall!"

 


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Sep 22 2012, 1:24pm


Views: 1370
"I hope I never smell the smell of my pants again!" said Fili. "My tub was full of it.....

....To smell these pants everlastingly when you can scarcely move and are cold and sick with diarrhea is maddening."

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 22 2012, 2:44pm


Views: 1364
"But I doubt very much whether anything you find in pants will be wholesome to eat or to drink." //

 



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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 22 2012, 3:25pm


Views: 1364
They soon found pants with room enough for a dwarf in each. //

 



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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 22 2012, 4:24pm


Views: 1362
Not nasty, dirty, wet pants, filled with old fruit of the looms //

 






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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 22 2012, 4:28pm


Views: 1393
...nor yet dry, bare, sandy pants with nothing to make it easty to sit down... //

 






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DanielLB
Immortal


Sep 22 2012, 4:36pm


Views: 1399
“Pay heed to the tales of old pants. It may well be that they alone keep in memory what it was once needful for the wise to know.” /

 


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Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 23 2012, 10:59am


Views: 1391
Kili and Fili rushed for their bags and brought back little pants; Dori, Ori and Nori brought out pants from somewhere inside their coats; Bombur produced pants from the hall; Bifur and Bofur went out too, and came back with pants they had left among the

Was this too much of a good pants?


FaramirAndEowynMorningStar
Rohan


Sep 23 2012, 4:33pm


Views: 1385
"So, carefully! Carefully with the pants!"//

 

......"Since the first time I met you,
..I couldn't seem to forget you.
.......And lately I seem to find,
..That you're always on my mind.
.......Whenever I see you smile,
..It makes my life so very worthwhile.
......And ever since the very start,
..You have always been there in my heart.
..Then I heard that you felt the same way,
........................................................................And those words were so easy to say."


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 23 2012, 4:40pm


Views: 1340
The pants were cleaned and put away safe as quick as lightning //

 






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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 23 2012, 4:46pm


Views: 1324
Bilbo suddenly discovered the weak point in his pants! //

 






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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 23 2012, 5:30pm


Views: 1327
"Begone now ere our pants fly." //

 



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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 23 2012, 5:31pm


Views: 1330
"I will not parley, as I have said, with armed men at my pants. //

 



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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 23 2012, 6:08pm


Views: 1322
Nor at all with the pants of the Elvenking, whom I remember with smaller sizes //

 






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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 23 2012, 6:35pm


Views: 1324
The rage of the pants was terrible to see... //

 



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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 23 2012, 6:35pm


Views: 1328
... and the commotion they made filled all the pants. //

 



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Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 23 2012, 6:36pm


Views: 1364
walking-sticks. Dwalin and Balin said: "Excuse me, I left my pants in the porch!" "Just bring mine in with you," said Thorin.//

 


Escapist
Gondor


Sep 23 2012, 6:53pm


Views: 1359
"To think that I should have lived to be good-morninged by Belladonna Took's son, as if I was selling pants"//

 


DanielLB
Immortal


Sep 23 2012, 6:58pm


Views: 738
There they dwelt, and if they wished they could see the light of the Pants, and could tread the golden pants of Valmar

and the crystal pants of Tirion upon Túna, the panted hill; but most of all they sailed in their swift pants on the waters of the Bay of Elvenpant, or walked in their pants upon the shore with their hair gleaming in the light beyond the pants.


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 23 2012, 9:43pm


Views: 675
("To think that I should have lived to be pantsed by Belladonna Took's son...") //

 



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Elenorflower
Gondor


Sep 23 2012, 11:25pm


Views: 759
ok this is fun.

Gandalf: They are one; the pants and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find them.
Frodo: [gets up to hide the pants] All right. We'll put them away. We'll keep them hidden, we'll never speak of pants again. No one knows they are here, do they?


Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Nazgul proof pants...
Legolas: And you have my frilly knickers.
Gimli: And *my* thong .
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.


[Frodo wanders in the woods. Boromir comes up behind him, gathering wood]
Boromir: None of us should shuffle painfully alone, you least of all. Frodo? I know you suffer chafing pants, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer tight pants needlessly? There are other ways, Frodo, other pants we might take.
Frodo: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my nether regions.
Boromir: Warning? Against what? We are all afraid of sore bits, Frodo. But to let that fear drive us to destroy what hope we have... don't you see you can use talcum powder? That is madness!





(This post was edited by Elenorflower on Sep 23 2012, 11:33pm)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 12:55am


Views: 665
*panting from laughter* Oh Well Done :D //

 






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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 1:02am


Views: 649
There is one pair there, I know, black and strong... //

 






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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 1:05am


Views: 679
Wolves are afraid of pants at all times //

 






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Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 1:15am


Views: 668
The quest stands on the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and your pants shall fall, to the ruin and utter discomfort of us all.

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 1:21am


Views: 658
Elrond without pants: You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring! (The group shifts uncomfortably)

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 1:52am


Views: 681
Yet hope remains while all the Company keeps their pants on! //

 






I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 2:09am


Views: 701
Even those who had, or pretended to have party pants were seldom allowed inside

 






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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 2:14am


Views: 679
"Don't tell us about your pants. Dream-pants aren't any good, and we can't share them. ;) //

 






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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 2:37am


Views: 664
'We have drunk the pants of parting...and the laundry falls between us. //

 






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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 2:41am


Views: 669
These pants appeared to please Thorin, and he smiled again... //

 






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zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 2:44am


Views: 721
LOL! Grammaboodawg, you're on fire! (Or should I say on pants;) ) //

 




grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 2:46am


Views: 657
hey came back with trousers as big as themselves, and with Thorin's pants wrapped in a green bathrobe. //

 






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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 24 2012, 3:18am


Views: 692
You really know your way around "The Hobbit" (er pants) gramma. //

 



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Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:32am


Views: 704
Aragorn without pants: Are you frightened? Frodo (looking down): Yes. Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough!

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:33am


Views: 655
All we have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given us

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:34am


Views: 683
Elrond at the Council: "You will wear pants or you will fail."

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:35am


Views: 638
Pippin: What about pants? Merry: I don't think he knows about pants.

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:36am


Views: 669
Aragorn to Frodo at the Council: "If with pants or without I can serve you, I will." Frodo shifts uncomfortably.

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:37am


Views: 716
I made a promise. Don't you lose your pants Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:38am


Views: 683
Sam without pants: "We're going to see the elves!"

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:41am


Views: 675
Legolas in Lorien: "For me, the pants are still too tight."

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:43am


Views: 660
Boromir: "Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other sizes, Frodo. Other pants you could wear."

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:45am


Views: 722
Aragorn without pants: "This was the ancient tower of Amon Sul." The hobbits look away nervously.

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:46am


Views: 710
Galadriel: "Will you look in the pants Frodo?" Frodo: "What will I see?" Galadriel: "Even the wisest cannot tell."

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:47am


Views: 687
Do not be too eager to pull down someone's pants in judgement.

 


Shelob'sAppetite
Valinor

Sep 24 2012, 3:49am


Views: 685
Gimli: My cousin Balin will give us a pantless welcome!

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 24 2012, 3:57am


Views: 718
Stopppppp! Tummy hurts! Ahhhhhhhhh! She looks so harmless!//

"And my thong." Oh, the image!


Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 24 2012, 4:10am


Views: 709
Gramma, how do you keep up with all this? So much fun! Thanks!//

 


(This post was edited by Lissuin on Sep 24 2012, 4:10am)


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 24 2012, 4:25am


Views: 702
"I'm old Gandalf. I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants." //

 



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Lissuin
Valinor


Sep 24 2012, 4:30am


Views: 723
You're only as far as Amon Hen, SA!

"Don't encourage him," pants Pippin.

(SA gleefully thumbs through four more books.)


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 24 2012, 4:37am


Views: 755
"He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... " (more inside)

I don't normally do this but it's too tempting to pass up:

'Good gracious heavens no, no, no, NO!' Said Gandalf. 'Don't be a fool Mr Baggins if you can help it; and in the name of all wonder don't mention the word pants again as long as you are within a hundred miles of his house, nor slacks, trousers, coulots, gauchos, nor any other such unfortunate word! He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... '



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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 24 2012, 9:31am


Views: 654
He could not keep up with the panting elves all the time they were out!! //

 






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zarabia
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 1:20pm


Views: 700
Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall//

 




SirDennisC
Half-elven


Sep 24 2012, 5:49pm


Views: 696
"I will pants you at midnight, and you can pants the next watchman." //

 



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batik
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 6:46pm


Views: 680
“You have nice pants for a thief and a liar," said the dragon.” //

 


batik
Tol Eressea


Sep 24 2012, 6:50pm


Views: 968
“There are no safe pants in this part of the world. Remember you are over the Edge of the Hem now, and in for all sorts of loose threads wherever you go.”//

 


Lissuin
Valinor


Nov 12 2012, 7:16am


Views: 545
I felt in need of a good laugh and remembered this crazy thread.

If anybody's still listening, thanks for a very good laugh, indeed.
Especially you, Gramma.Smile
Cheers, everyone!

"Well, it is the first time that even a mouse has crept along carefully and quietly under my very nose and not been spotted," said Balin, "and I take off my pants to you."
Which he did.