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Bill the Pony vs the Watcher in the Water



Felagund
Rohan


Sep 12 2012, 9:27pm


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Bill the Pony vs the Watcher in the Water

Clearly when the Fellowship entered Moria there was a titanic clash of hooves and tentacles, off-scene. Bill made it back to Bree but did he flee or did he triumph on the field of battle first?

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DanielLB
Immortal


Sep 12 2012, 9:30pm


Views: 1001
Bill was the true hero of The Lord of the Rings

Not only did he defeat the Watcher and dodge the wolves, he gave Bill Ferny what he deserved. The Fourth Age would have been a lot different without him. Smile

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iandea14
Rivendell


Sep 13 2012, 5:01pm


Views: 1264
Aww Yeah

I kinda picture Bill being Like Donkey from Shrek and givving him the old "One Two" I would pay to watch that fight. And of course Bill outran those flea bitten mongrels!


Elenorflower
Gondor


Oct 10 2012, 11:50am


Views: 964
Bill

was certainly cuter.


Patty
Immortal


Oct 11 2012, 6:09pm


Views: 957
Bill *was* certainly cuter, but come on, y'all...

unless Bill had a sword to cut off all those arms, he was gonna be toast, very shortly.

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dubulous
Rohan

Oct 13 2012, 7:57am


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The Watcher took one look at those big pony eyes and succumbed //

 


sevilodorf
Tol Eressea


Oct 28 2012, 4:54pm


Views: 1007
Bill possessed horse sense

and ran for the hills.

He who fights and runs away, lives to fight another day.

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BeornBerserker
Lorien

Nov 20 2012, 2:15pm


Views: 1436
Watcher

Watcher says that pony tastes like chicken Smile