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Ataahua
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Jun 26 2011, 3:43am


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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

What was the real reason why Mandos placed the Doom of the Noldor on Feanor and his followers when they left Valinor?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Wraith Buster
Gondor


Jun 26 2011, 3:49am


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Feanor rented too many movies from Netflex

Mandos had to go to Valinor to get things straitened out with their internet providers so he thought a good grounding was needed.

Pedich Edhellen? Lau? Hria cuilë.

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grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jun 26 2011, 3:16pm


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Well... someone always has to be the fall-guy //

 

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Otaku-sempai
Immortal

Jun 26 2011, 7:20pm


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Warrants

Feanor and his followers had out-standing warrants for unpaid parking tickets.


TheNazgul
Rivendell


Jun 27 2011, 1:17am


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Because he knew he would have to help save their sorry butts

 

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sador
Half-elven


Jun 27 2011, 9:45am


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To frame him of murder. Like Roger Rabbit. //

 

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NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Jun 27 2011, 4:51pm


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He was cleaning off his coffee table and had to put it somewhere //

 

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Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Jun 27 2011, 5:07pm


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His fortune cookie told him to

he then proceeded to ask his magic 8 ball if he should listen to his fortune cookie


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jun 27 2011, 5:59pm


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Like "the cheese touch" it must be passed on or you are stuck with it forever. //

 


Ataahua
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Jun 27 2011, 7:25pm


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I really don't think I want to know what that is! /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jun 28 2011, 1:00am


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They say it's worse than nuclear cooties...

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batik
Tol Eressea


Jun 28 2011, 1:03am


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typos! it was *supposed to be* ...the mood of the drool'n//

 


tennie75
Lorien


Jun 28 2011, 2:57am


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they skipped out before paying for the party room, and the damage deposit check bounced//

 

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silneldor
Half-elven


Jun 28 2011, 11:55am


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He took their seasonal supply of fig newtons, and strawberry newtons...

That was the last straw(berry).

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

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In the realm of Manwë Súlimo













SmeagoloftheStoors
Lorien


Jun 28 2011, 3:50pm


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To quote a song...

"They all were whelps of high renoun, and lads of good gentry. 'Twas pride that brought their country down, and they laid it all upon me."

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Darkstone
Immortal

Jun 28 2011, 5:31pm


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Like all mothers, so he could say "I told you so!" when the inevitable happened. /

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Darkstone
Immortal

Jun 28 2011, 5:35pm


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All of the mean old Noldor used to laugh and call him names. They wouldn't let poor Mandos join in any Noldor games. /

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


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Darkstone
Immortal

Jun 28 2011, 5:38pm


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His little joke. They were lucky he didn't place the Sign of the "Kick me!" upon them./

 

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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Loresilme
Valinor


Jun 28 2011, 5:58pm


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ROFL! A great one for Scenes from the Hat ....

"Things you would find on the coffee table in the lobby of the Halls of Mandos" Sly


Patty
Immortal


Jun 28 2011, 6:09pm


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I would guess...

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Ataahua
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Jun 28 2011, 7:59pm


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Oh no! LOL! :D /

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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