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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Sep 6 2009, 1:53am


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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Just what did Pippin see in the Palantir that scared him so deeply?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronĺs master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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debo
Rohan

Sep 6 2009, 2:42am


Views: 247
The TOTAL lack of chocolate in Barad-Dur.

TongueTongue

Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."


debo
Rohan

Sep 6 2009, 2:44am


Views: 248
Sauron's huge roll of toilet paper

 

Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."


Magpie
Immortal


Sep 6 2009, 2:48am


Views: 234
(recycles old answer) Ezpeleta, of course //

 


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sador
Half-elven

Sep 6 2009, 6:00am


Views: 247
Rosie's wreath coming at him. //

 

"Maybe we cannot guess within a narrow count of days the hour appointed" - Yavanna.


silneldor
Half-elven


Sep 6 2009, 11:44am


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Prohibition in the Shire - no more ale! //

 

''What connects Nature to the spiritual, or requires the presence of the latter? In positive terms, as Alkis Kontos points out, when nature was still largely experienced as integral, alive and active, 'It was the spiritual dimension of the world, its enchanted, magical quality that rendered it infinite, not amenable to complete calculability; spirit could not be quanified; it permitted and invited mythologization.' And I would add, it still is and does.''
Patrick Curry-Defending Middle-Earth-Tolkien: Myth and Modernity - chapter: 'The Sea: Spirituality and Ethics.'

May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo

Blog? I do not have a blog. If i did have a blog, it would just be a blip:}.












silneldor
Half-elven


Sep 6 2009, 11:45am


Views: 255
Pipeweed outlawed //

 

''What connects Nature to the spiritual, or requires the presence of the latter? In positive terms, as Alkis Kontos points out, when nature was still largely experienced as integral, alive and active, 'It was the spiritual dimension of the world, its enchanted, magical quality that rendered it infinite, not amenable to complete calculability; spirit could not be quanified; it permitted and invited mythologization.' And I would add, it still is and does.''
Patrick Curry-Defending Middle-Earth-Tolkien: Myth and Modernity - chapter: 'The Sea: Spirituality and Ethics.'

May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo

Blog? I do not have a blog. If i did have a blog, it would just be a blip:}.












Compa_Mighty
Tol Eressea


Sep 6 2009, 5:49pm


Views: 249
Sauron getting up... apparently he's not a morning person. //

 

Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth!

Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!


Tim
Tol Eressea


Sep 6 2009, 6:22pm


Views: 266
Sauron showed him a world without 2nd breakfast, elevensies, luncheon, afternoon tea, and dinner! //

 

Good... Bad..... I'm the guy with the gun.


Tyler
Lorien


Sep 6 2009, 8:37pm


Views: 243
That would have to be

Sam and frodo in high hills and a dress

Home is behind, the world ahead... And there are many paths to tread. Through shadow, to the edge of night, until the stars are all alight... Mist and shadow, cloud and shade, all shall fade... all... shall... fade...


Greenwood Hobbit
Grey Havens


Sep 7 2009, 12:03am


Views: 261
A bad nose-hair situation.

 


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Sep 7 2009, 11:03am


Views: 198
Tuckborough was re-populated with Cave Trolls //

 



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"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



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Tavari
The Shire


Sep 7 2009, 10:27pm


Views: 357
or it was repopulated with fangirls//



stormcrow20
Gondor


Sep 8 2009, 4:09am


Views: 218
Re-runs! Nothing but re-runs! //

 

"Expect me when you see me."

(This post was edited by stormcrow20 on Sep 8 2009, 4:11am)


Idril Celebrindal
Tol Eressea


Sep 8 2009, 3:46pm


Views: 189
High School Musical 1, 2, 3 ... //

 


With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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GaladrielTX
Tol Eressea


Sep 8 2009, 5:50pm


Views: 162
His Auntie Em turned into the Wicked Witch of the West /

 

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The TORNsib formerly known as Galadriel.



silneldor
Half-elven


Sep 9 2009, 2:01am


Views: 263
Yes, he is rather full of it isn't he lol.\\

 

''What connects Nature to the spiritual, or requires the presence of the latter? In positive terms, as Alkis Kontos points out, when nature was still largely experienced as integral, alive and active, 'It was the spiritual dimension of the world, its enchanted, magical quality that rendered it infinite, not amenable to complete calculability; spirit could not be quanified; it permitted and invited mythologization.' And I would add, it still is and does.''
Patrick Curry-Defending Middle-Earth-Tolkien: Myth and Modernity - chapter: 'The Sea: Spirituality and Ethics.'

May the grace of ManwŰ let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of ManwŰ S˙limo

Blog? I do not have a blog. If i did have a blog, it would just be a blip:}.












debo
Rohan

Sep 9 2009, 7:01am


Views: 160
Aha!!!

How about the minutes of the Zac Efron fan club????

Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."