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Alassëa Eruvande Valinor Jul 30 2009, 1:06pm Views: 1278 Scenes From The Hat Greetings, TORnlings! Today's SFTH was suggested by the lovely and talented L. Ron Halfelven! Yay! Many are my names in many countries, he said. Mithrandir among the Elves, Tharkûn to the Dwarves, 3011-0012 to the cable company, luvkittehz2 on lolcats.com..... What are some of his other names? Remember your // for subject-only posts, and keep those great ideas coming via PM. And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.

Compa_Mighty Tol Eressea Jul 30 2009, 1:26pm Views: 935 Great idea! Gandalfo Montoya Diéguez y Villaurrutia in Spain. //   Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth! Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!

Idril Celebrindal Tol Eressea Jul 30 2009, 2:29pm Views: 946 GreyWiz999@gmail.com //   With caffeine, all things are possible. The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

NottaSackville Valinor Jul 30 2009, 2:41pm Views: 957 Nottasackville on TORN//

Curious Half-elven Jul 30 2009, 2:56pm Views: 913 Odin among the Norse, Merlin among the English...//

acheron Gondor Jul 30 2009, 3:08pm Views: 928 Gaius Gandalfus Canus among the Romans //   For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars, and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man, for precisely the same reasons. -- Douglas Adams

SirDennisC Half-elven Jul 30 2009, 3:18pm Views: 908 Gary /

Pansy Bree Jul 30 2009, 3:58pm Views: 1041 His real names were Misrandir and Sarkun as poor Gandalf spoke with a lisp//   Pansy Bolger give three cheers for a hobbit hero, Ill lead the way Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurray! and the Chorus sings... And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts! And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts! His sisters and his cousins, Whom he reckons up by dozens, And his aunts! (song pilfered from gilbert & Sullivan)

L. Ron Halfelven Grey Havens Jul 30 2009, 4:21pm Views: 935 "You in the hat" to the beer vendors at Fenway Park./   "What happens now?" "Well, we wait until nightfall, then Aragorn, Legolas, and I leap out of the rabbit..."

L. Ron Halfelven Grey Havens Jul 30 2009, 4:24pm Views: 941 "Current Resident" to ShireSaver Coupons Inc./   "What happens now?" "Well, we wait until nightfall, then Aragorn, Legolas, and I leap out of the rabbit..."

Mar Gondor Jul 30 2009, 5:20pm Views: 946 Middle-Earth backer Wise cracker Balrog smacker Weed-packer in pointy hat cat in Dr. Seuss-land. //   Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny.

Compa_Mighty Tol Eressea Jul 30 2009, 5:40pm Views: 931 Master Olo-Rin Gandalf in a galaxy far far away... //   Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth! Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!

GaladrielTX Tol Eressea Jul 30 2009, 5:42pm Views: 894 "You *^*%$&%(*ing (%&$*^(*#^(” in traffic…/   ~~~~~~~~ The TORNsib formerly known as Galadriel.

Arwen's daughter Half-elven Jul 30 2009, 5:52pm Views: 969 Miss Randir when he visits his old friend Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. //   My LiveJournal My Costuming Site TORn's Costume Discussions Archive The Screencap of the Day Schedule for July

weaver Half-elven Jul 30 2009, 6:57pm Views: 885 Gan-dull by the more style concious Blue Wizards...//   Weaver

sador Half-elven Jul 30 2009, 7:34pm Views: 914 "Gulfie was my old nickname at school" //   "Then the prophecies of the old songs have turned out to be ture, after a fashion!" - Bilbo.

Arwen's daughter Half-elven Jul 30 2009, 7:49pm Views: 876 To James Bond he was known as Greyfinger. //   My LiveJournal My Costuming Site TORn's Costume Discussions Archive The Screencap of the Day Schedule for July

Compa_Mighty Tol Eressea Jul 30 2009, 8:05pm Views: 884 Gandfric Greyffindor at Hogwarts, his old school. //   Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth! Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!

Compa_Mighty Tol Eressea Jul 30 2009, 8:06pm Views: 895 Gandalf the Grey in Paolini's Alagaesia... hey! wait a minute! //   Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth! Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!

Idril Celebrindal Tol Eressea Jul 30 2009, 8:57pm Views: 885 He'll always be little Pookie-poo to his dear old Mom ... //   With caffeine, all things are possible. The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

weaver Half-elven Jul 30 2009, 10:21pm Views: 889 T. Earl Gray Hot to Patrick Stewart ...//   Weaver

L. Ron Halfelven Grey Havens Jul 31 2009, 1:24am Views: 895 In Metroville, half of the Ambiguously Grey Duo./   Get ready, mooters, here comes the Big Apple!

weaver Half-elven Jul 31 2009, 1:32am Views: 872 To his doctor, Grey's Anatomy...//   Weaver

Curious Half-elven Jul 31 2009, 8:16am Views: 905 Q: What manner of man are you that can summon up fire without flint or tinder? A: There are those who call me ... Tim! *KABOOM*//

grammaboodawg Immortal Jul 31 2009, 8:50am Views: 866 "Feather Weight" to the Eagles //   "There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..." I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world. TORn's Observations Lists

stormcrow20 Gondor Jul 31 2009, 8:58am Views: 422 "To the shield-surfing elves of Beverly Emyn, I am the Herald of Whoa!". //   "Expect me when you see me."

acheron Gondor Jul 31 2009, 12:38pm Views: 457 Mr Grey, in the Study, with the Staff //   For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York, wars, and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man, for precisely the same reasons. -- Douglas Adams

Pansy Bree Jul 31 2009, 5:05pm Views: 415 lol LOL ouch! Yip! (i fell on the floor lauging and landed on the dog)//   Pansy Bolger give three cheers for a hobbit hero, Ill lead the way Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurray! and the Chorus sings... And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts! And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts! His sisters and his cousins, Whom he reckons up by dozens, And his aunts! (song pilfered from gilbert & Sullivan)

Compa_Mighty Tol Eressea Aug 1 2009, 12:56am Views: 465 Gandalfdorf in Hyrule! (How could I forget Hyrule?!) //   Here's to Del Toro becoming the Irvin Kershner of Middle Earth! Essay winner of the Show us your Hobbit Pride Giveway!

Elven Valinor Aug 1 2009, 8:40am Views: 466 due to the 1969 typo mistake they knew him as Old Grey Bread ...//   Swishtail. Tolkien was a Capricorn!! Russell Crowe for Beorn!! Avatar: Liberace - The other Lord of the Rings. Quote of The Week: The thing is I always write in the morning, and I know that if I go to the Net I won’t write ... you can start in the most scholarly website and end up at Paris Hilton dot com .. GdT

tennie75 Lorien Aug 1 2009, 10:52am Views: 378 AKA Slartibartdalf in Mostly-Harmless-Earth//

Pansy Bree Aug 1 2009, 1:20pm Views: 444 Gand the Alien Life Form to puppeteer Paul Fusco //   Pansy Bolger give three cheers for a hobbit hero, Ill lead the way Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurray! and the Chorus sings... And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts! And we are his sisters, and his cousins, and his aunts! His sisters and his cousins, Whom he reckons up by dozens, And his aunts! (song pilfered from gilbert & Sullivan)

fairelvenlady Rivendell Aug 10 2009, 3:30pm Views: 363 Lol I like it! //   What happened when Legolas and Aragorn road with Eomer in the van. Aragorn: Eomer, Legolas has his bow on my side of the seat! Legolas: Well Aragorn keeps slapping me while practicing his "heroic" poses. Eomer: Don't make me turn this van around.

Alassëa Eruvande Valinor Aug 13 2009, 3:07pm Views: 368 Ack! I *knew* it! //   And suddenly the Ainur saw afar off a light, as it were a cloud with a living heart of flame.