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Tolkien R.J.J
Ossiriand


Sep 24 2024, 1:33am


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A "what if" military scenario- LOTR

A "what if" scenario has been on my mind today and is as follows

-Gollum's deceitful yet brilliant plan to use Shelob to ambush and kill Frodo and Sam works. He regains the One Ring and successfully hides for years, maybe decades or more, somewhere in Middle Earth with his precious.

-The battle of the black gate never happens. Either the Free People get word that Frodo lost the Ring, or they decide to play a more cautious or military-wise action and choose not to march on the Black Gate.

-Aragorn is made king of Gondor and Arnor with the death of Denthor

Despite the setbacks, Mordor still is the most powerful nation in Middle-earth. Sauron still has over 70,000 orcs in Mordor, a powerful nearby ally in the Haradrim, and the Easterlings. In the books, after the defeat in the South, Sauron initially pulled his forces back behind the black gate, thus seeming to recuperate and restrategize. But I am sure he would continue his tried-and-tested strategy of wearing down Gondor.

If Sauron is to remain on the offensive, I think he has two options. The first is an all-out attack once more on Gondor. Since the Haradrim and Easterling are already mustered and ready for war in Mordor, he utilizes them along with his troops to take out his main rival; he stays the course. But perhaps this time, he "pins in" troops in Minas Tirith and sends his most significant force to conquer the rest of Gondor, along with the Haradrim and Easterlings. Rohan remains by Gondor's side, and it leads to a very long, costly, bloody war in the South. But I do not think it goes this route.

Instead, Sauron sends the Haradrim troops back to their homelands or on ships to conduct a war all along the Gondrian coast as they had before. He keeps most of his troops within Mordor and threatens Minas Tirith enough to keep Gondor from using its full force to fight off the Haradrim and/or invade his ally. While Gondor is busy, he expands his success in the North. After the Easterlings/Mordor army defeated the combined forces of the kingdom of Dale and the dwarves of Erebor (killing Kings Dáin Ironfoot and Brand of Dale) the remaining dwarves and men retreated to Erebor. The siege ended when the Easterlings lost hope after Sauron was defeated, but in this scenario, they would remain strong since the ring was not destroyed. Sauron could send the Easterlings in the south and east to reinforce (with more troops from Mordor) to finish the job and not only recapture what the Kingdom of Dale was but Erebor and the Iron Hills.

Likewise, in the books, Dol Guldur is overthrown by an alliance between Mirkwood and Lorien only after Sauron is defeated. However, I think even if Sauron was not destroyed, they would have taken advantage of the victory in the South and Sauron at war elsewhere and still captured and destroyed Dol Guldur.

However, with the Haradrim keeping Gondor busy and not needing much in Mordor to protect it, I think he sends his most substantial army to bring Mirkwood and Lorein under his control. The elves would offer stiff resistance and thus keep Sauron busy enough that he would also be unable to wage war on Gondor or anywhere else for that matter. But victory would be up to him, and how much he would be willing to invest. I think he aims to conquer everything east of the mountains. The mouth of Sauron offered these terms to the men of the west at the black gate, indicating Sauron was not in the mood for immediate worldwide conquest after failing to capture Minas Tirith, “All lands east of the Anduin shall be Sauron’s for ever, solely. West of the Anduin as far as the Misty Mountains and the Gap of Rohan shall be tributary to Mordor,.”

I think Sauron transferred his eye to the North and invested enough to not only remove the dwarves from the North but also conquer the Mirkwood forest and Lorien. At this point, the elves are allied and "at war," but they are few in number. Adapted at fighting in the woods, and the power of Galadriel and her ring wreak havoc on Sauron's troops, but I think he does use a sizeable force of all the Eastlerings under ringwraiths, perhaps the mouth of Sauron along with trolls, to retake Mirkwood and Lorien. Meanwhile, he utilized the Haradrim to continue to keep the pressure up, wear down Gondor, and keep a sizable force within Mordor. He gets what he wants, east of the river, for now.

Free Peoples

On the opposite side, under a new king and after a great victory at the capital, Gondor will be full of morale and looking for action. Yet they know they only fought off just a section of the might of Sauron. Further, the Haradrim attacks along the coast prevent serious action. However, I could see Aragorn retaking both sides of Osgiliath. This will show the strength of the resolve on Gondor and keep them safe while they repair the capital and outer wall. Osligith safe will protect engineers who repair and clear the dead. I am sure they will keep a much larger force at Minas Tirith than before. Still, due to their decentralized and feudal military and governance, most troops will remain along the coast and are needed to repulse the Haradrim.

I do not see Gondor even thinking of a major military invasion; they nearly survived the first attack with the help of Rohan. An attack on the Haradrim, even with Rohan, would leave the rest of Gondor vulnerable, and an attack on Mordor would lead to defeat and an easy conquest by the Haradrim and Mordor troops who come after. Yet this allows Sauron to look north. But not enough to pursue a significant invasion of Gondor, not yet especially knowing Rohan overcame Saruman and was more than willing to aid their allies.

With Aragorn as king, his authority in the north would not amount to much. I am sure it might help the Dunadain and Hobbits overthrow the ruffians and deal with rouge wildmen who refused the terms, but at most, I see them perhaps assisting the dwarves with the orcs in the misty mountains. Few, if any, would actually come to Gondor or help.

Angry but few in number, I think the dwarves, from the blue hills to the iron hills, and now displaced from the North all attempt to meet in Moria. Refugees meet and retake it now that the balrog is gone. Returning to their greatest realm, they come together as they attempted recently, or perhaps Gundabad where the dwarves were first awakened. They "meet in the middle" and go to war with the orcs of the misty mountains.

I think the Silvan elves end up in the refuge of Rivendell or the gray havens. The high elves look to leave or avoid Middle Earth's troubles. Elves now reside only west of the misty mountains dwarves within.

The big question is what King Eomer and Rohan do. They proved their willingness to aid Gondor in need, but if Gondor has retaken Osgiliath and Mordor is no longer an immediate threat, I think they return home, do their repairs, and recoup. With Isengard and the wildmen no longer a threat, the ents nearby as powerful allies, I think over time, Rohan becomes more powerful than Gondor, who is being slowly drained. Perhaps they assist the dwarves and men of the north with conquering the misty mountains? However, given their preference for staying with men and aiding Gondor and watching their realm, and with its feudal and localized politics and military, it seems that outside of aiding Gondor, they are unlikely to choose aggression when Mordor cannot be conquered by doing so.

Conclusion

I think there's an original balance shift where the Easterlings go full force in the north, assisted by Mordor, and conquer the dwarves, who relocate to the misty mountains along with the dwarves from the blue mountains. The Silvan elves are also defeated and relocate to Elvish refugees in the west. Gondor retakes Osgilith but remains in a war of attrition with Haradrim/Mordor. Sauron increases east of the mountains and the free people west. The mountain ranges provide a buffer and a lull in action. Warfare become localized skirmish, not worldwide.

I think somewhat of a stalemate ends with Aragorn leading a rejuvenated but ever depleting Gondor, who has Rohan to call upon, hence, no large-scale attack comes for a long time from Mordor (also casualties suffered by attacking dwarves and, more so, Galadriel/elves), and a stalemate ensues.

In the northwest north, men, elves, and dwarves quickly sweep away all opposition. With the balrog destroyed, I think the misty mountains succumb to the free people nearly entirely. But the shadow continues to grow more rapidly in Mordor, and it is only a matter of time before Sauron strikes Gondor once more. The elves are leaving, but Rohan is powerful, and the ents and eagles seem to provide valuable assistance. While I do believe Sauro would inevitably rule Middle-earth, I think it would not occur anytime soon.

Perhaps Gollum rises from hiding, loses the ring, or seeks to rule himself. It seems the ring might be the decided no matter what.

This could go many ways, what do you think?

“I am in fact a Hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late.”
J.R.R Tolkien


squire
Gondolin


Sep 24 2024, 2:05am


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Your last sentence is the most important.

Endlessly war-gaming Sauron's military campaigns vs. the West means very little in Tolkien's world, I think, without accounting for the Ring. Your scenario absents the Ring by having Gollum sneak off to enjoy his Precious in solitude, but I don't think that's following Tolkien's ideas about the power of the Ring now that Sauron has re-arisen. As we see in the text, both Sam and Gollum, two of the weakest and least likely wielders of the One Ring of Power, succumb to fantasies of conquest and rule should they regain or claim the One.
Gollum would not just disappear. He would do something - who knows what, but that is Tolkien's job, not ours - to use the Ring to make himself a Power who could get all the Fish he wants, all the time. Absurd, of course, but the point is that Sauron would sooner or later find and crush this pretender, regain the Ring, and use its power to utterly crush and enslave all of the West. In fact, I should think that would be Sauron's only real goal during this period that you're sketching out. Why skirmish with the West based on armies and movements when one can win for good and all simply by finding that ridiculous creature who now holds the Ring with no idea of how to wield it?



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Tolkien R.J.J
Ossiriand


Sep 24 2024, 11:19am


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True

I do think you are correct in this matter, I was simply trying to come up with some semi-plausible scenario that would place the focus back on military conquest as Sauron previously attempted.

“I am in fact a Hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late.”
J.R.R Tolkien


Silvered-glass
Nargothrond

Sep 25 2024, 6:33pm


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How to deal with the One Ring

I don't think hiding the One Ring was such a bad idea categorically. Sure it would have been the "playing it safe" option, but it could well have kept the One Ring out of the picture for hundreds or thousands of years depending on luck.

Some options for how to deal with the One Ring:
- Give the Ring to Gollum and make him swear to protect it from the Dark Lord very carefully. (I actually think this is a better idea than people may think.)
- Drop the Ring through winter ice into the Ice Bay of Forochel.
- Put the Ring in a mundane-looking sealed container, such as a jar or a custom-made hollow brick, and drop the container from a ship to an anonymous part of Belegaer.
- Drop the Ring into a chasm in Moria (preferably the one with the flames).
- Drop the Ring right under the falls of Rauros.

A common theme in many of these ideas is water. Sauron's power doesn't deal with flowing water very well.

Also, if Sauron knows that the Ring is in some place and is watching from afar, it would be advisable (if practical) to send missions in multiple directions so that Sauron doesn't know which of them is carrying the One Ring and which are just distractions. Ten different missions where even the participants don't know which of them is carrying the real One Ring could be a nice number.

...And about the military issues of keeping Sauron at bay, my "big theory that changes everything" (not to be published named like that though) which I've been working on a long time and which has actually progressed believe it or not turns out to be relevant to these matters, so I think I'd rather avoid the issue for the moment because of differing fundamental assumptions which this thread isn't the right place to sort out.


Meneldor
Doriath


Sep 25 2024, 9:47pm


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There are nameless things

that crawl in the deeps. And the One would want them to find it.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107



Silvered-glass
Nargothrond

Sep 26 2024, 10:41am


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The Nameless Things vs. the One Ring

A nameless thing getting its appendages on the One Ring would put the story in an uncharted territory. There is probably a good reason for why these "nameless things" don't have names in the languages of Men or Elves. It is unclear if they even have names for themselves, or any sort of culture or society. We might get a nameless thing Dark Lord deciding to invade the surface to avenge the grudges of tens of thousands of years, or we might get the Ring just sitting there while next to it mindless lifeforms do nothing but gnaw on rock. The One Ring at the bottom of Anduin didn't result in a fish or crab Dark Lord either. The nameless things would be a gamble, but so would have been every possible option.

The nameless things are why I said a fiery chasm would be the most preferable place to ditch the Ring in Moria. (This is assuming the Balrog doesn't prefer that environment; if it does, disqualify this suggestion.) Such a chasm could potentially work as a discount Mount Doom, and even if the lava wasn't hot enough, the One Ring being lost inside lava could make it very hard to find and retrieve even when the lava solidifies into rock.

Other potentially promising chasms would be those that are very deep and steep-sided but not quite deep enough the reach the nameless things. Even if someone accidentally falls in and finds the Ring, getting back up would be a huge problem in most cases. Gollum's climbing skills would probably suffice, but most characters aren't Gollum, and Gollum would then do his utmost to keep himself from losing his Precious again.


GreenHillFox
Nevrast


Sep 27 2024, 1:06pm


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How the war would continue, assuming the Ring were not destroyed

I think that JRRT has made this clear through the predictions of Gandalf (which I believe are meaningful here). In book 5 Ch. 9 (“The last debate”) Gandalf warns about the futility of military resistance and that this war cannot be won by arms in the long run.
Here is the relevant quote:

‘My lords,’ said Gandalf, ‘listen to the words of the Steward of Gondor before he died: You may triumph on the fields of the Pelennor for a day, but against the Power that has now arisen there is no victory. I do not bid you despair, as he did, but to ponder the truth in these words.
‘The Stones of Seeing do not lie, and not even the Lord of Barad-dûr can make them do so. He can, maybe, by his will choose what things shall be seen by weaker minds, or cause them to mistake the meaning of what they see. Nonetheless it cannot be doubted that when Denethor saw great forces arrayed against him in Mordor, and more still being gathered, he saw that which truly is.
‘Hardly has our strength sufficed to beat off the first great assault. The next will be greater. This war then is without final hope, as Denethor perceived. Victory cannot be achieved by arms, whether you sit here to endure siege after siege, or march out to be overwhelmed beyond the River. You have only a choice of evils; and prudence would counsel you to strengthen such strong places as you have, and there await the onset; for so shall the time before your end be made a little longer.’
‘Then you would have us retreat to Minas Tirith, or Dol Amroth, or to Dunharrow, and there sit like children on sand-castles when the tide is flowing?’ said Imrahil.
‘That would be no new counsel,’ said Gandalf. ‘Have you not done this and little more in all the days of Denethor? But no! I said this would be prudent. I do not counsel prudence. I said victory could not be achieved by arms. I still hope for victory, but not by arms.’


Tolkien R.J.J
Ossiriand


Sep 27 2024, 1:16pm


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Victory or Stalemate?

I agree the Fp could not WIN and in fact would eventually lose via military. But it seems to be they had enough to bring about a long stalemate.

“I am in fact a Hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late.”
J.R.R Tolkien


noWizardme
Gondolin


Sep 30 2024, 12:00pm


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Which sort of 'what if'? (I can only help with one kind)

I 've seen two kinds of 'what ifs?' in the Reading Room. The first is about Tolkien's book, and the second isn't really.

The first kind is an exploration of Tolkien's writing - often his plots specifically - by changing something to see how Tolkien's story is changed. It is an approach familiar to anyone from a Science, Technical, Engineering, Medical or Maths background. A geneticist or molecular biologists seeks a mutant that does not do that particular biochemical step; the mathematician or theoretical scientist tries "let x be overwhelmingly significant", or "let x be trivial" (Hmmm...I suppose that is also what Elon Musk is up to too!...).

For example, I remember we once tried something like this by discussing what would have happened if Boromir had not tried to take the Ring. The conclusion is quickly reached that the plots of The Two Towers collapse. And so the finding is that Boromir's treachery and the Breaking of the Fellowship is a keystone of Tolkien's plot.
The 'Critical analysis and discussion of Tolkien's literary works' scope of the Reading Room can cope with that. And of course we are expecting to find we've broken Tolkien's plot: we want to learn how it used to work from how it now doesn't work. This has the happy social consequence that anybody can tackle the ball without ny players feeling tackled - people are proposing ideas they don't expect to work, rather than someting they feel strongly about.
And it probably doesn't matter what ideas people have about exactly how that alternative plot wouldl go --who would go where and do what, and how that would all end up. That could only be tacked by fan fiction, whether the new author wants to solve the puzzle of somehow getting Tolkien's orignial plot back on track, or whether it is the most cliched kind of fan fiction in whch Boromir is rescued by an omnipotent self-insert character, in order to become her boyfriend (and the rest of Tolkien's plot is not really all that interesting compared wirth them shopping for curtains together or having lots of sex or whatever).

(I do realise that not all fan fiction deserves the negative and patronising cliches that some people have about it. I have also read some that does.)


The other kind of 'what if?' produces a plot outline for a fan fiction (in my opinion).
What I mean is that we're not, if we're honest, talking about Tolkien's book or his imaginary world anymore. We're talking about how Middle-earth could be if it were rearranged to suit whatever interests, delights or arouses the new author; or to serve some other wish or goal the new author has.
I'm not against fan fiction (or whatever term someone wants to substitute for basically the same thing if the term 'fan fiction' has too many negative connotations). But I've found there are pitfalls to discussing it in the Reading Room. For example:
  • It often gets heated and very personal - past experience shows that people often find criticisms of their idea hard to bear. And what is interesting, delighful or arousing to one forum member is (again from past experience) boring, disturbing or enraging to someone else.
  • It's a waste of time to point out any flaws and plot-holes in the new author's idea, under the misapprehension that we're still discussing Tolkien's views and plot. Any problem can just be 'yes but what-iffed' away. Someone's parallel fan fiction copy of Middle-earth will of course always do exacly what they want if they have unlimited turns of the 'what if?' crank to get there. The problem (I suspect) is not that an intelligent and imaginative person can't get fan fiction Middle earth to sit up and do tricks if they are willing to work that crank. The problem for fan fiction authors seems to be finding like-minded people who enjoy a result that is, well...cranky.
Oh wait - there is a third kind of 'what if?' in teh Reading Room! Or there used to be. We used to have a regular item called 'conspiracy theories' in which the game was to propose the most ridiculous and outrageous ideas possible, and provide as much extrapolation without evidence, contorted logic, pseudo-reasoning, absurd assumptions and fake 'evidence' as possible. Those were harmless fun because everyone knew we were being silly.
Ah happier times, before 'conspiracy theory' suggests what it does nowadays.

Anywayz. How then can I contribute to the current 'what if?' before us?
I used to be part of a writers' circle (the kind of thing where people circulate draft stories or things they are stuck with, and we all critique each others' work). Fan fiction didn't turn up (maybe it wasn't allowed? - I forget). But if I had seen a plot outline for military fantasy then I'd have excused myself from critiquing it. Works need to be critiqued by people who would understand and enjoy a good one.

So I choose not to critique Tolkien's Middle-earth turned into military fantasy. That doesn't mean it's wrong or bad - just that my honest feedback stops at 'it's not interesting to me'.
What if I assume this 'what if? ' is the other kind -- a look by mutation or reducto ad absurdum at what makes up Tolkien's actual plot? I can do that. Here goes:

I think that as early as in Book I Chapter 2 we see Gandalf say two fundamental things, one much more important than the other.
  1. The most important one - he suggests that the Bagginses were meant to have the Ring and quickly gets some supporting evidence from Frodo's behaviour. I think the significnce of that (to Tolkien's plot) is collossal. But first let's list off:
  2. He also suggests that it's already unlikely that Sauron can be stopped by military means. By his speech in The Last Debate he'll make it clear it's impossible (a conclusion to which Elrond has also come independently, judging by the advice he's sent along with his sons - same chapter).
But back to (1):
'Meant to have the Ring' by whom? The LOTR reader is not told. Will all the posthumous Tolkien publishing we can access now, we can probably say that Gandalf suspects or knows it's Eru. Big League stuff then.

'Meant to have the Ring' to do what with it? I suppose Gandalf has a preference, though I note he doesn't tell Frodo what to do (I checked just now!). But I expect he is greatly encouraged where Frodo offers that he is willing to 'take the Ring and guard it' And when Gandalf explains how the Ring might be destroyed, Frodo immediately responds:

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'I do really wish to destroy it!' cried Frodo. 'Or, well, to have it destroyed.'


So that's the answer then.

From this point onwards we're asked to believe it is reasonable within the fantasy world of Middle-earth to do the apparently insane: send Frodo alone or with the companions that chance will provide (if such a thing as chance now applies to Frodo's doings) to achieve the destruction of the Ring.
The point is re-iterated later - Elrond: ' If I understand aright all that I have heard...I think that this task is appointed for you, Frodo; and if you do not find a way, no one will.'

Now of course we readers of a book by Prof JRR Tolkien know that there is an author at work. Those who have consulted HoME know there's a very early outline of the Ring destruction scene at Mount Doom. So we know that Tolkien had decided early on where Frodo would go and what would happen there. The rest is working out an interesting and entertaining series of near-catastrophes, narrow scapes, tests of character and other obstacles thorugh which the heroes must past first.
And that, of course is what authors do. I suspect nobody would really like it if Frodo could just chuck the Ring in his Book I Chapter 2 fireplace at Bag End to destroy it, and then they all went off for a pint. (Though for all I know there is fan fiction covering exactly that - I suspect there might be fan fiction covering everything.)
Therefore, there is absolutely no way the Ring Quest is going to fail in this book we're reading: it's the plot that the Ring Quest will succeed. It will only come within a exciting whisker of failing, and do that repeatedly.

What about considering the prospects for the Ring Quest from within Middle-earth though - where the Wise percieve that Frodo is meant to do it, but there's no evidence they are aware of being characters of an author who is driving a plot?

I think that a citizen of Middle-earth would observe something that I as a reader notice too (especially when Tolkien goes out of his way to point it out specifically!) Apparent setbacks or catastrophes end up working to his advantage if Frodo (and Sam) only have the courage not to abandon the Quest. I mentioned the practical upshots of the Breaking of the Fellowship already. That's one example. In this thread we're looking at Gollum's attempt to get Frodo and Sam eaten by Shelob (one of the 'what ifs' in this thread is that this works completely - Total Party Kill.) But of course Gollum's treachery only nearly works - and the practical upshot is that Frodo and Sam get over the Mordor border still carrying the Ring. Potentially this was impossible in any other way.

So I think the 'what if? of the Ring Quest failing utterly is a huge one - it smashes Tolkien's plot to smithereens. It is categorically not something that can happen (unless, possibly, Frodo decides to abandon the Quest - I don't know what would happen then, but presumably it is a possibility, if we assume Frodo retains free will).


What about point 2, Sauron being militarily unstoppable even assuming he does not recover the Ring? Tolkien is utterly clear about this, most explicitly in Gandalf's Last Debate speech (which GreenHillFox has already quoted for us). It's also the learning point of Frodo's vision on Amon Hen (before his supernatural vision is drawn unwillingly to Barad dur and he's nearly 'caught').
I think it's a second crucial plot point.
Someone with full faith that Frodo is meant to have the Ring [to destroy it, or have it destroyed] would I suppose be comfortable about letting Frodo simply walk into Mordor even if Sauron could be beaten back by swords in the meantime. Frodo would achieve total victory instead of stalemate.
But the idea that Sauron is undefeatable is not only explicitly made, but also seems necessary to me. That's because it sharpens to an awful point the dilemma what to do with the Ring. There is the strongest possible temptation to use it. Or to do everything possible to deny it to Sauron (not letting it go anywhere near Mordor, for example). This heightens the faith and courage needed to do the right thing.
Forum members may or may not be conviced by Tolkien's attempts to rule out all other courses of action other than trying to destroy the Ring. But what's undeniable is that Tolkien tries to do that (in Council of Elrond, especially).

And that is all I can contribute to this thread, I think!

~~~~~~
"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


Tolkien R.J.J
Ossiriand


Sep 30 2024, 1:55pm


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Great Post


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I 've seen two kinds of 'what ifs?' in the Reading Room. The first is about Tolkien's book, and the second isn't really.

The first kind is an exploration of Tolkien's writing - often his plots specifically - by changing something to see how Tolkien's story is changed. It is an approach familiar to anyone from a Science, Technical, Engineering, Medical or Maths background. A geneticist or molecular biologists seeks a mutant that does not do that particular biochemical step; the mathematician or theoretical scientist tries "let x be overwhelmingly significant", or "let x be trivial" (Hmmm...I suppose that is also what Elon Musk is up to too!...).

For example, I remember we once tried something like this by discussing what would have happened if Boromir had not tried to take the Ring. The conclusion is quickly reached that the plots of The Two Towers collapse. And so the finding is that Boromir's treachery and the Breaking of the Fellowship is a keystone of Tolkien's plot.
The 'Critical analysis and discussion of Tolkien's literary works' scope of the Reading Room can cope with that. And of course we are expecting to find we've broken Tolkien's plot: we want to learn how it used to work from how it now doesn't work. This has the happy social consequence that anybody can tackle the ball without ny players feeling tackled - people are proposing ideas they don't expect to work, rather than someting they feel strongly about.
And it probably doesn't matter what ideas people have about exactly how that alternative plot wouldl go --who would go where and do what, and how that would all end up. That could only be tacked by fan fiction, whether the new author wants to solve the puzzle of somehow getting Tolkien's orignial plot back on track, or whether it is the most cliched kind of fan fiction in whch Boromir is rescued by an omnipotent self-insert character, in order to become her boyfriend (and the rest of Tolkien's plot is not really all that interesting compared wirth them shopping for curtains together or having lots of sex or whatever).

(I do realise that not all fan fiction deserves the negative and patronising cliches that some people have about it. I have also read some that does.)


The other kind of 'what if?' produces a plot outline for a fan fiction (in my opinion).
What I mean is that we're not, if we're honest, talking about Tolkien's book or his imaginary world anymore. We're talking about how Middle-earth could be if it were rearranged to suit whatever interests, delights or arouses the new author; or to serve some other wish or goal the new author has.
I'm not against fan fiction (or whatever term someone wants to substitute for basically the same thing if the term 'fan fiction' has too many negative connotations). But I've found there are pitfalls to discussing it in the Reading Room. For example:
  • It often gets heated and very personal - past experience shows that people often find criticisms of their idea hard to bear. And what is interesting, delighful or arousing to one forum member is (again from past experience) boring, disturbing or enraging to someone else.
  • It's a waste of time to point out any flaws and plot-holes in the new author's idea, under the misapprehension that we're still discussing Tolkien's views and plot. Any problem can just be 'yes but what-iffed' away. Someone's parallel fan fiction copy of Middle-earth will of course always do exacly what they want if they have unlimited turns of the 'what if?' crank to get there. The problem (I suspect) is not that an intelligent and imaginative person can't get fan fiction Middle earth to sit up and do tricks if they are willing to work that crank. The problem for fan fiction authors seems to be finding like-minded people who enjoy a result that is, well...cranky.
Oh wait - there is a third kind of 'what if?' in teh Reading Room! Or there used to be. We used to have a regular item called 'conspiracy theories' in which the game was to propose the most ridiculous and outrageous ideas possible, and provide as much extrapolation without evidence, contorted logic, pseudo-reasoning, absurd assumptions and fake 'evidence' as possible. Those were harmless fun because everyone knew we were being silly.
Ah happier times, before 'conspiracy theory' suggests what it does nowadays.

Anywayz. How then can I contribute to the current 'what if?' before us?
I used to be part of a writers' circle (the kind of thing where people circulate draft stories or things they are stuck with, and we all critique each others' work). Fan fiction didn't turn up (maybe it wasn't allowed? - I forget). But if I had seen a plot outline for military fantasy then I'd have excused myself from critiquing it. Works need to be critiqued by people who would understand and enjoy a good one.

So I choose not to critique Tolkien's Middle-earth turned into military fantasy. That doesn't mean it's wrong or bad - just that my honest feedback stops at 'it's not interesting to me'.
What if I assume this 'what if? ' is the other kind -- a look by mutation or reducto ad absurdum at what makes up Tolkien's actual plot? I can do that. Here goes:

I think that as early as in Book I Chapter 2 we see Gandalf say two fundamental things, one much more important than the other.
  1. The most important one - he suggests that the Bagginses were meant to have the Ring and quickly gets some supporting evidence from Frodo's behaviour. I think the significnce of that (to Tolkien's plot) is collossal. But first let's list off:
  2. He also suggests that it's already unlikely that Sauron can be stopped by military means. By his speech in The Last Debate he'll make it clear it's impossible (a conclusion to which Elrond has also come independently, judging by the advice he's sent along with his sons - same chapter).
But back to (1):
'Meant to have the Ring' by whom? The LOTR reader is not told. Will all the posthumous Tolkien publishing we can access now, we can probably say that Gandalf suspects or knows it's Eru. Big League stuff then.

'Meant to have the Ring' to do what with it? I suppose Gandalf has a preference, though I note he doesn't tell Frodo what to do (I checked just now!). But I expect he is greatly encouraged where Frodo offers that he is willing to 'take the Ring and guard it' And when Gandalf explains how the Ring might be destroyed, Frodo immediately responds:

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'I do really wish to destroy it!' cried Frodo. 'Or, well, to have it destroyed.'


So that's the answer then.

From this point onwards we're asked to believe it is reasonable within the fantasy world of Middle-earth to do the apparently insane: send Frodo alone or with the companions that chance will provide (if such a thing as chance now applies to Frodo's doings) to achieve the destruction of the Ring.
The point is re-iterated later - Elrond: ' If I understand aright all that I have heard...I think that this task is appointed for you, Frodo; and if you do not find a way, no one will.'

Now of course we readers of a book by Prof JRR Tolkien know that there is an author at work. Those who have consulted HoME know there's a very early outline of the Ring destruction scene at Mount Doom. So we know that Tolkien had decided early on where Frodo would go and what would happen there. The rest is working out an interesting and entertaining series of near-catastrophes, narrow scapes, tests of character and other obstacles thorugh which the heroes must past first.
And that, of course is what authors do. I suspect nobody would really like it if Frodo could just chuck the Ring in his Book I Chapter 2 fireplace at Bag End to destroy it, and then they all went off for a pint. (Though for all I know there is fan fiction covering exactly that - I suspect there might be fan fiction covering everything.)
Therefore, there is absolutely no way the Ring Quest is going to fail in this book we're reading: it's the plot that the Ring Quest will succeed. It will only come within a exciting whisker of failing, and do that repeatedly.

What about considering the prospects for the Ring Quest from within Middle-earth though - where the Wise percieve that Frodo is meant to do it, but there's no evidence they are aware of being characters of an author who is driving a plot?

I think that a citizen of Middle-earth would observe something that I as a reader notice too (especially when Tolkien goes out of his way to point it out specifically!) Apparent setbacks or catastrophes end up working to his advantage if Frodo (and Sam) only have the courage not to abandon the Quest. I mentioned the practical upshots of the Breaking of the Fellowship already. That's one example. In this thread we're looking at Gollum's attempt to get Frodo and Sam eaten by Shelob (one of the 'what ifs' in this thread is that this works completely - Total Party Kill.) But of course Gollum's treachery only nearly works - and the practical upshot is that Frodo and Sam get over the Mordor border still carrying the Ring. Potentially this was impossible in any other way.

So I think the 'what if? of the Ring Quest failing utterly is a huge one - it smashes Tolkien's plot to smithereens. It is categorically not something that can happen (unless, possibly, Frodo decides to abandon the Quest - I don't know what would happen then, but presumably it is a possibility, if we assume Frodo retains free will).


What about point 2, Sauron being militarily unstoppable even assuming he does not recover the Ring? Tolkien is utterly clear about this, most explicitly in Gandalf's Last Debate speech (which GreenHillFox has already quoted for us). It's also the learning point of Frodo's vision on Amon Hen (before his supernatural vision is drawn unwillingly to Barad dur and he's nearly 'caught').
I think it's a second crucial plot point.
Someone with full faith that Frodo is meant to have the Ring [to destroy it, or have it destroyed] would I suppose be comfortable about letting Frodo simply walk into Mordor even if Sauron could be beaten back by swords in the meantime. Frodo would achieve total victory instead of stalemate.
But the idea that Sauron is undefeatable is not only explicitly made, but also seems necessary to me. That's because it sharpens to an awful point the dilemma what to do with the Ring. There is the strongest possible temptation to use it. Or to do everything possible to deny it to Sauron (not letting it go anywhere near Mordor, for example). This heightens the faith and courage needed to do the right thing.
Forum members may or may not be conviced by Tolkien's attempts to rule out all other courses of action other than trying to destroy the Ring. But what's undeniable is that Tolkien tries to do that (in Council of Elrond, especially).

And that is all I can contribute to this thread, I think!


Thank you for your response, I wish I had more time to address it as it deserves. Few quick thoughts

Yes, this scenario removed Tolkien and his intention in the story; it is not "what if Tolkien decided to alter the story," but what if Middle-earth was a real history and the following occurred...

Gandalf is false in his judgment on a few occasions, and just because Eru desired or intended something does not mean that it will occur; this is proven many times over in every age.

It is admitted that Sauron would eventually win, but would it be immediate? Does he have enough to conquer right away?

“I am in fact a Hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late.”
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noWizardme
Gondolin


Sep 30 2024, 2:57pm


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Believe me, I do understand the temptation of asking questions that have no possible answers

(And I'm glad you enjoyed my post! Heart)

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


squire
Gondolin


Oct 1 2024, 12:27am


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"...there is a third kind of 'what if?' in the Reading Room."

As I remember those good old days, that tradition wasn't called "conspiracy theories."

Rather, courtesy of either Curious, Reverend, or drogo drogo, the things were called UUT's: that is, "Utterly Unproveable Theories" or (it was never decided which was correct) "Utterly Unsupported Theories".

Although they did lend themselves to becoming a game and, yes, occasionally silly, originally UUT's were simply a framework for an intelligent and critical discussion about whether it was reasonable to project some aspect of Middle-earth or the Prof's story beyond the limits of actual textual support.

Doing a quick search of the Reading Room on the new boards, I found some fun examples. Here's one:

Feb. 2007, by Curious while commenting on my post about the famous Tolkien color painting of Smaug on his pile of treasure:
"Based on what Tolkien said about gold, Morgoth's taint, and the habits and lifestyle of dragons, I believe that dragons, by lying on piles of gold, actually draw sustenance from Morgoth's taint. If I am right about this, Smaug did not need to forage for food. During his long hibernation he fed on the evil contained in his golden bed. That's my UUT, anyway."
I cheerfully replied that I had already come to the same conclusion, citing a post of mine from Beren IV's discussion the previous fall about the ecology of dragons. And of course, that link is now gone, under the waves.

As it happens, during a similar exchange a few months later, I posted "The Joy of the UUT" in early 2008, expressing my own appreciation of the convention. Citing one of my first knock-down-drag-out debates with Curious about Aragorn's 'arrogance', back when I had just joined the boards, I reminisced how honest and in good faith discussions about interpretations of Tolkien, absent sufficient textual facts, opens ones mind to better appreciate the ideas of fellow fans on the board.



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noWizardme
Gondolin


Oct 1 2024, 9:26am


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Darn, a fourth kind! And we're already out of scarlet uniforms!

...I wasn't expecting such a rush, you see.

I think I missed the "UUT" era, which is probably a shame. Was there, even back then, the problem of an occasional raging UTI ("Your Theory's Intollerable!!!!")?

I think the deliberately satirical ones may have come later. And of course there were also certain wildly surrealist tangent subthreads to the busy Reading Room discussions of about 2013-15. About Maciliel's zombie problems say, or the issuing of kilts, monocles and official prosthetic highbrows to all Reading Room participants. And of course Brethil's romantic prospects with Thorin, and so on. I was, you understand, Barely Involved... it was those other rascals. But boy did we also churn out the high-quality Readthoughs.

Possibly the conspiracy theory satires weren't actually called that name. That would have been what people were expecting! So of course we couldn't have called them that. I suppose they must be findable in the archive (in my memory Darkstone was a talented contributor, as you'd expect).

But something of the kind comes to mind now :

Frodo and Sam were actually one physical person.

Frodo inherited the vast Baggins estate and all the social responsibilities that entailed after a childhood that can hardly have prepared him. Recall that he was traumatically orphaned and had a chaotic childhood at Brandy Hall. Nor can this be written off as malicious Hobbiton xenophobia about Bucklanders - note that Farmer Maggot recals Frodo as a very troubled teenage delinguent, stealing food items (perhaps because of neglect at home).
Because of the psychological pressures of all this, and following in the trope of 'Eccentric English Gentleman', it is clear that once he inherited, Frodo Baggins took to sometimes dressing and speaking as 'Sam The Gardener'.
Nowadays we might medicalise this. (For example, I note for example that 'Sam' represents the more hobbity and more conventionally masculine side of Frodo-Sam's personality. Similarly 'Frodo' represents the more anxious, cerebral, conventionally feminine and un-hobbit-like aspects). But, instead of medicalising, his friends, neighbours and tenants just rolled with it. They were observant of the clues in costume or speech that told them how to address and treat their friend at any given point. (We note that even in the Red Book of Westmarch account, 'Frodo' and 'Sam' have distinct manners of speaking - the author is clearly practiced at maintaining this distinction between fictitious personas!)
Naturally, The Red Book of Westmarch was written as if two hobbits had gone upon the Ring Quest, and later Gondorian editors and translators made a totally understandable mistake of taking this literally.

At the conclusion of his adventures note that Frodo-Sam can dispose of his 'Frodo' persona entirely, giving a rather unbelievable account of Frodo 'going West': as if he had been an elf!

This, however, enabled Frodo-Sam to live as Sam fully - marrying a Farmer's daughter (and presumably burning or removing to the mathom house the portriatis of whichever Baggins or Brandybuck ancestors this would have scanadlized, and whose internalised disaproval had so affected Frodo previously). 'Sam' then settles down to a life a less neurotic Frodo could have had.

There are, I grant you some difficulties about what really happened at Cirith Ungol. But have you noticed that there was no surviving witnesses other than Frodo-Sam? So anything could have happened really. And that [somehow] proves my point.

Yes, of course there is much work left to do - the theory ought to be expanded to include some baseless speculation about Tolkien's own mental health, sexuality and gender at the least: and in general to add whatever further suppositions will make the earlier ones work.

So I'll be a while. But meanwhile, did you know that, if you hold a map of Wales upside down you get lost when you use it?

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


squire
Gondolin


Oct 1 2024, 9:59pm


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A quick dive beneath the waves brought up my post on Dragon predation

Today I gave a little more thought to my note above, that in 2006 I'd paralleled Curious' 2007 UUT about Tolkien's dragons subsisting on the greed symbolized by their hoarded gold. Wait, I realized, I probably still have the post as a file on my computer, because on TORN I'd learned early not to compose a long Reading Room screed on the live app. Best to write it out off-line, and then copy and paste.

So a quick search turned it up, written as a set of longish answers to Beren IV's interesting RR discussion on dragon ecology (B IV, if I remember, was an ecologist for his day job and loved topics like this).

Here is his question on dragon predation ecology, in bold, and then my response. Wow, what a blast from the past...
Beren IV: 7. How many Men/Dwarves/Elves/Orcs does it take per day to feed a Dragon enough to keep it alive? How big of a population of prey species is needed per Dragon?

squire: As I said above, nothing on Middle-earth “lives” on Men or the other anthropoid races. Dragons certainly do not. Their prey species is in fact unclear, since men seem (quite sensibly) to stay away from their territory. Whatever Dragons are, they are large, and would eat large prey animals; yet as I’ve remarked, Tolkien gives little heed to wild animals and one can only hope that the deer and other ruminants that seem absent from the wildernesses of Middle-earth nevertheless frequent the Dragons’ various wastes!

One characteristic of Dragons in Tolkien that seems to draw on their cold-blooded ancestry is their ability to lie dormant for months at a time after feeding. Yet they breathe fire, can travel for days without food, and Smaug and Ancalagon at least can fly – are Dragons cold-blooded or hot-blooded?

What we are overlooking here is the obvious evidence of what Dragons really subsist on, in Tolkien: Men’s souls. Men’s souls are what Dragons consume, both in person by the Dragon-spell, and by proxy in the form of the Dragon’s Hoard. The Hoard represents Men’s greed for possessions and property; Men who put their souls into owning something will pay for it when their bodies are burned by the Dragon-breath and their treasure is taken and heaped under the Dragon’s body. Even those who survive and escape may be seized by Dragon-lust for treasure themselves (Thorin is one example; and this was a direction Tolkien considered taking Bilbo in when contemplating a Hobbit sequel); when that happens, the Dragon has taken their soul as well.

Note that Glaurung’s sack of Nargothrond takes the form of burning, or enslaving the Elves and Men within. He eats no one. Then he heaps the treasure of the Elf-king up, and takes a well-deserved, and no doubt highly-nourishing nap! With enough souls, with enough treasure, a Dragon can live several centuries without eating anything we would call “real food” – as Smaug seems to have when The Hobbit begins.




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sevilodorf
Dor-Lomin

Oct 1 2024, 10:11pm


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What's the UUT on what sustains a Balrog?

Do they eat? If so what? Do they subsist on negative energy?

Other Maiar eat, sleep and even reproduce.

Has anyone jumped down the Balrog rabbithole?

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Ethel Duath
Gondolin


Oct 1 2024, 10:33pm


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Well, of course, any Balrog diet must include

those hot and spicy items of the sort that originated in Buffalo--thus eliminating one controversy and maybe starting the next.

But, seriously, other than that, I'm not sure. If so, it was probably on the old boards, or I just missed it somehow.



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elentari3018
Nargothrond


Oct 2 2024, 1:20am


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Sauron's forces are more numerable than the Elves, men and dwarves at that time


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It is admitted that Sauron would eventually win, but would it be immediate? Does he have enough to conquer right away?

And yes, i think Sauron wanted to pound Middle earth to the pulp because of the Ring and he would continue to do so without possessing it again. The only hope for Free Peoples was the destruction of the Ring.
So i do not think there would be enough to counter Sauron- He was attacking ME in the North with the offense to Dale and Mirkwood, had forces in Dol Guldur to overrun Lothlorien- Galadriel had to repel the forces thrice there to defeat Sauron.
Also Minas Tirith only won because the Witch-king was defeated and in the battle of the black gates, the Western forces were also outnumbered.
also remember as you said here

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The elves would offer stiff resistance and thus keep Sauron busy enough that he would also be unable to wage war on Gondor or anywhere else for that matter. But victory would be up to him, and how much he would be willing to invest. I think he aims to conquer everything east of the mountains. The mouth of Sauron offered these terms to the men of the west at the black gate, indicating Sauron was not in the mood for immediate worldwide conquest after failing to capture Minas Tirith, “All lands east of the Anduin shall be Sauron’s for ever, solely. West of the Anduin as far as the Misty Mountains and the Gap of Rohan shall be tributary to Mordor,.”

The elves were not too numerable and the men were also very busy with Sauron's orcs, Easterlings and Haradrim. I do not think the battles would have been drawn out too long because they were all banking on the Ring being destroyed and then Sauron would have been out of power.

The whole point of Sauron battling so many fronts is because he doesn't have the Ring yet. If the Ring had been destroyed sooner then less battles would have occurred. I do nto think a stalemate would have lasted with Gondor so weakened with the conquest of Osgliath and the Siege of GOndor.

"By Elbereth and Luthien the fair, you shall have neither the Ring nor me!" ~Frodo

"And then Gandalf arose and bid all men rise, and they rose, and he said: 'Here is a last hail ere the feast endeth. Last but not least. For I name now those who shall not be forgotten and without whose valour nought else that was done would have availed; and I name before you all Frodo of the Shire and Samwise his servant. And the bards and the minstrels should give them new names: Bronwe athan Harthad and Harthad Uluithiad , Endurance beyond Hope and Hope Unquenchable.." ~Gandalf, The End of the Third Age , from The History of Middle Earth series

"He knew now why Beregond spoke his name with love. He was a captain that men would follow, that he would follow, even under the shadow of the black wings."- Siege of Gondor, RotK


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elentari3018
Nargothrond


Oct 2 2024, 1:27am


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Excellent post

Just want to emphasize this part you have:

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But the idea that Sauron is undefeatable is not only explicitly made, but also seems necessary to me. That's because it sharpens to an awful point the dilemma what to do with the Ring. There is the strongest possible temptation to use it. Or to do everything possible to deny it to Sauron (not letting it go anywhere near Mordor, for example). This heightens the faith and courage needed to do the right thing.

The whole point is the Ring and the reason for Gandalf prolonging battles is to distract him from what is most important. That is the crux of the story and yes, the battles were all important but as the book stated clearly at the end of the chapter Mount Doom
"From all his policies and webs of fear and treachery, from all his stratagems and wars his mind shook free; and throughout his realm a tremor ran, his slaves quailed, and his armies halted, and his captains suddenly steerless, berft of will, wavered and despaired. For they were forgotten. The whole mind and purpose of the Power that wielded them was now bent with overwhelming force upon the Mountain."

I think this is such powerful description because all the battles' purpose was to regain the Ring. I think that the what if military operation without the winning back of the Ring would just destroy all of MIddle earth very soon within maybe two weeks since Sauron's forces far outnumbered the Western powers.

"By Elbereth and Luthien the fair, you shall have neither the Ring nor me!" ~Frodo

"And then Gandalf arose and bid all men rise, and they rose, and he said: 'Here is a last hail ere the feast endeth. Last but not least. For I name now those who shall not be forgotten and without whose valour nought else that was done would have availed; and I name before you all Frodo of the Shire and Samwise his servant. And the bards and the minstrels should give them new names: Bronwe athan Harthad and Harthad Uluithiad , Endurance beyond Hope and Hope Unquenchable.." ~Gandalf, The End of the Third Age , from The History of Middle Earth series

"He knew now why Beregond spoke his name with love. He was a captain that men would follow, that he would follow, even under the shadow of the black wings."- Siege of Gondor, RotK


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Tolkien R.J.J
Ossiriand


Oct 2 2024, 1:37am


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Orc vs Elf/ Attack vs Defence

Your post is reasonable but vague, do you think one assault would wipe out all of Middle-earth? How long would it take?


While you are correct that numbers are on Saurons side, attacking fortifications and better quality troops (don't forget ents, eagles etc) and generals such as Aragorn and Gandalf, makes it more difficult.

“I am in fact a Hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late.”
J.R.R Tolkien


elentari3018
Nargothrond


Oct 2 2024, 1:52am


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For the Battle of the Black Gate,

Seven thousand troops of Rohan and Gondor were estimated in the beginning of the journey to the Black Gate from Minas Tirith but many men got scared and fell back. I am not sure how many. However, when we read the description of how much the Captains of the West were surrounded "Down from the hills on either side of the Morannon poured out Orcs innumerable. The men of the West were trapped, and soon, all about the grey mounds where they stood, forces ten times and more than ten times their match would ring them in a sea of enemies. Sauron had taken the proferred bait in jaws of steel."

I assume that if the Ring was not destroyed, in the battle alone Aragorn and Gandalf may have perished so i do not imagine Aragorn rallying Minas Tirith for another defense. HOw long? If they were that outnumbered, but had the help of the eagles, still not too long-- a month?

IN the north, the appendices said that the dwaves in Dale battled for three days with the forces of Sauron only with the victories of the South they were. more heartened. The Easterlings almost had their victory. How long could that siege be if both King Brand and King Dain perished? If Sauron did not get the Ring yet he would attack the North more so and i believe the dwarves had not enough power against orcs and Easterlings.

The appendices also mentioned Galadriel having to fight back the forces of Dol Guldur three times before victory. It was also said that since the North was not retaken, Arwen had no chance to get wed with Aragorn-- would he be heartened and be the King he is without this crowning? Lots of questions and only educated guessing.

We saw in the First Age how long they kept MOrgoth at bay. I am not sure about the strength of men and elves at this age since Tolkien said the Elves were leaving and the Dwarves were not numerable. This was the last battles of the Third Age and if Sauron did not have his Ring, i do believe he would win battle over battle which would lead to darkness in the Third Age.

"By Elbereth and Luthien the fair, you shall have neither the Ring nor me!" ~Frodo

"And then Gandalf arose and bid all men rise, and they rose, and he said: 'Here is a last hail ere the feast endeth. Last but not least. For I name now those who shall not be forgotten and without whose valour nought else that was done would have availed; and I name before you all Frodo of the Shire and Samwise his servant. And the bards and the minstrels should give them new names: Bronwe athan Harthad and Harthad Uluithiad , Endurance beyond Hope and Hope Unquenchable.." ~Gandalf, The End of the Third Age , from The History of Middle Earth series

"He knew now why Beregond spoke his name with love. He was a captain that men would follow, that he would follow, even under the shadow of the black wings."- Siege of Gondor, RotK


Tolkien R.J.J
Ossiriand


Oct 2 2024, 2:05am


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I generally agree!

However, not all the forces marched on the black gate; in this scenario, they would not have taken the offensive. They purposelessly left themselves vulnerable to make it too enticing for Sauron to resist. Further, most of the troops of Gondor were still spread out across the realm, not in Minas Tirith. And at least half of Rohan (plus Militia) did not travel. Nor march on the black gate.

Galareiel allied with Mirkwood in the North; I am sure they could release the sige if Sauron was occupied in the South. He would have to reinvest to reconquer, and I just think it would be enough to prevent him from an immediate successful assault on Rohan/Gondor.

“I am in fact a Hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late.”
J.R.R Tolkien


Silvered-glass
Nargothrond

Oct 2 2024, 7:42am


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Tangent: Dragon Ecology

About Dragon ecology, I think the indications are that they are animated machines/magic items and don't need to eat organic food, though they do need to be refueled on occasion. This need for refueling would be why Dragons spend most of their time "asleep" in power-saving mode. Smaug couldn't refuel himself, and every moment of rampage brought closer the time he would finally shut down for lack of energy.

So I think Tolkien never fully abandoned his early Fall of Gondolin conceptions of mechanical dragons, but made the machines be possessed and operated by evil spirits with supernatural powers.

(Farmer Giles of Ham is a different and unrelated continuity, so you can't assume the world-building mechanics are compatible.)

(I'd been thinking about making a proper topic post about this subject, but hadn't even started with the writing.)


noWizardme
Gondolin


Oct 2 2024, 11:48am


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Yes indeed and also it ate...

Paul McCartney
Linda McCartney
Denny Laine
Denny Seiwell
Henry McCullough
Jimmy McCulloch
Geoff Britton
Joe English
Steve Holley
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Thus the balrog does not have Wings...any more Smile

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


noWizardme
Gondolin


Oct 2 2024, 11:50am


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Thanks for finding that - nice to enjoy it all over again.


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Today I gave a little more thought to my note above, that in 2006 I'd paralleled Curious' 2007 UUT about Tolkien's dragons subsisting on the greed symbolized by their hoarded gold. Wait, I realized, I probably still have the post as a file on my computer, because on TORN I'd learned early not to compose a long Reading Room screed on the live app. Best to write it out off-line, and then copy and paste.

So a quick search turned it up, written as a set of longish answers to Beren IV's interesting RR discussion on dragon ecology (B IV, if I remember, was an ecologist for his day job and loved topics like this).

Here is his question on dragon predation ecology, in bold, and then my response. Wow, what a blast from the past...
Beren IV: 7. How many Men/Dwarves/Elves/Orcs does it take per day to feed a Dragon enough to keep it alive? How big of a population of prey species is needed per Dragon?

squire: As I said above, nothing on Middle-earth “lives” on Men or the other anthropoid races. Dragons certainly do not. Their prey species is in fact unclear, since men seem (quite sensibly) to stay away from their territory. Whatever Dragons are, they are large, and would eat large prey animals; yet as I’ve remarked, Tolkien gives little heed to wild animals and one can only hope that the deer and other ruminants that seem absent from the wildernesses of Middle-earth nevertheless frequent the Dragons’ various wastes!

One characteristic of Dragons in Tolkien that seems to draw on their cold-blooded ancestry is their ability to lie dormant for months at a time after feeding. Yet they breathe fire, can travel for days without food, and Smaug and Ancalagon at least can fly – are Dragons cold-blooded or hot-blooded?

What we are overlooking here is the obvious evidence of what Dragons really subsist on, in Tolkien: Men’s souls. Men’s souls are what Dragons consume, both in person by the Dragon-spell, and by proxy in the form of the Dragon’s Hoard. The Hoard represents Men’s greed for possessions and property; Men who put their souls into owning something will pay for it when their bodies are burned by the Dragon-breath and their treasure is taken and heaped under the Dragon’s body. Even those who survive and escape may be seized by Dragon-lust for treasure themselves (Thorin is one example; and this was a direction Tolkien considered taking Bilbo in when contemplating a Hobbit sequel); when that happens, the Dragon has taken their soul as well.

Note that Glaurung’s sack of Nargothrond takes the form of burning, or enslaving the Elves and Men within. He eats no one. Then he heaps the treasure of the Elf-king up, and takes a well-deserved, and no doubt highly-nourishing nap! With enough souls, with enough treasure, a Dragon can live several centuries without eating anything we would call “real food” – as Smaug seems to have when The Hobbit begins.


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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


noWizardme
Gondolin


Oct 2 2024, 11:52am


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Has anyone jumped down the Balrog rabbithole?


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Do they eat? If so what? Do they subsist on negative energy?

Other Maiar eat, sleep and even reproduce.

Has anyone jumped down the Balrog rabbithole?


Only that one guy called Doug - or 'Doug Too Deep' as he became known.

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome


Oct 2 2024, 1:49pm


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Dragons of Middle-earth


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About Dragon ecology, I think the indications are that they are animated machines/magic items and don't need to eat organic food, though they do need to be refueled on occasion. This need for refueling would be why Dragons spend most of their time "asleep" in power-saving mode. Smaug couldn't refuel himself, and every moment of rampage brought closer the time he would finally shut down for lack of energy.

So I think Tolkien never fully abandoned his early Fall of Gondolin conceptions of mechanical dragons, but made the machines be possessed and operated by evil spirits with supernatural powers.

(Farmer Giles of Ham is a different and unrelated continuity, so you can't assume the world-building mechanics are compatible.)

(I'd been thinking about making a proper topic post about this subject, but hadn't even started with the writing.)



I'm not sure how far you are taking this concept. Dragons do seem to be living beasts, whatever their magical nature. Morgoth bred them, he didn't construct them. Smaug could hardly have been a "young" dragon when he came to Erebor if he had been an automaton "built" in the First Age.

“Hell hath no fury like that of the uninvolved.” - Tony Isabella


noWizardme
Gondolin


Oct 2 2024, 3:00pm


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Ents, eagles etc.


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While you are correct that numbers are on Saurons side, attacking fortifications and better quality troops (don't forget ents, eagles etc) and generals such as Aragorn and Gandalf, makes it more difficult.



To recap, I do realise that the nature of this 'What If?' is to turn Tolkien's fairy tale into a wargame-as-thought-experiment. Within those premises, then I suppose it is natural to imagine any people or forces that have come into the story as now available to the armchair general - the fun of these things is presumably to imagine the biggest and bestest battles.

But I'm once again struck by how Not Like That Tolkien's story is.

Gandalf's speech to The Last Debate points out how narrowly our lot have survived the defence of two of their best fortifications (Helm's Deep and Minas Tirith). He could go further and point out that those defences only survived at all due to a whole lot of unexpected goings on of an eucatastrophic nature which were not in any way part of the plan or calculations of the defending generals.

Maybe everyone knows the book well enough to realise what I mean, but just in case:

Helm's Deep is relieved not only by the scattered Rohirrim forces Gandalf has rallied overnight but (crucially) any retreat is cut off by the terrifyng Huorns who 'disappear' all the orcs. It's that which turns a relief-of-seige battle into a rout and immediate victory. Those Huorns have not turned up because Theoden or Gandalf have entered into an alliance with General Treebeard - and nor have the Ents joined in because Elrond or Galadriel have pleaded with them. A much longer and stranger chain of events explains their coming as a total surprise to everyone at Helm's Deep. IT's Saruman's own plan blowing up in his face by inadvertently causing Treebeard to meet a couple of hobbits (as Gandalf specifically points out).

Similarly, one of the things that makes Tolkien's account of the defence of Minas Tirith exciting is the see-saw between imminent victory and defeat. Tolkien's Battle of the Five Armies does this too, but on teh Pellenor, it's the repeated entrance of the unexpected:


The defence is crumbling when Rohan turns up in the nick of time and under sunrise brought to you by a backing wind. Rohan has been brought to you by the unexpected intervention of Ghan-buri-ghan, allowing them to bypass Sauron's forces sent to guard against any re-inforcements.

Just as that advantage is being reversed by the arrival of endless further troops of Sauron, we have a second set of odd occurences, involving a Shieldmaiden and a hobbit who has accidentely* brought the perfect anti-Nazgul weapon from the North.

That advantage is being reversed yet again (still more endless troops) when along come the sails of the Corsair fleet - but of course it's really Aragprn, and a force of Men who weren't originally going to be available, because they had to defend against the Corsairs. They have been brought to you courtesy of Isildur and an oath some folks unwisely swore to him and broke, thus enabling Aragorn to become the Temporary Necromancer. Aragorn has additionally needed to have braved teh Paths of teh Dead, whic hhe knew to do because he obtained a palantir to see the danger the Corsairs posed, which he got because Wormtongue accidentely* threw it out of....which happend because Saruman miscalculated how much he could annoy the Ents... who might have remained patient for too long iof it weren't for Saruman's own backfiring kidnap-the-hobbits and get the Ring plan.

...you get the picture.

The Eagles are not coming. The Eagles are one of those things that Tolkien keeps on getting irritated about in Letters: in his mind they can't be used as general troop transports, attack helicopters, air superiority forces or for any other predictable thing. Eventually they become a sort of indication of divine grace, I think; turning up only when the hero has done all that can be expected. ( I do think Tolkien brought these 'why can't the eagles' queries on himself - it does look like he can call up an Eagle whenever he fancies, and while they end up as visible agents of divine grace they did start out in The Hobbit as something simpler.)


As to the unexpected forces that have turned up in the story already by the time of the Last Debate, the Dead have been released, the Ents haven't come to relieve Minas Tirith, and nor have Ghan-buri-ghan. They seem to be one-shot plot items It's a significant further 'What If?' to make them available for any kind of Post-Last Alliance Alliance.


I suppose that one other way of continuing the War of the Ring for your additional enjoyment, whilst carrying on Tolkien's pattern would be to have new surprise forces turn up each time our hereoes are yet again about to be overwhelmed. But there would be a danger of it getting cheesy pretty soon. That's one reason that writing books is hard, I expect. Or hard unless you pay someone else to do it for you like, say, Brittney Spears, Prince Harry, Michelle Obama or Donald Trump**.

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*If there are such things as accidents in these matters - I expect we're not intended to see it as mere chance

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** And I'm not sure how good an idea that is anyway -- asking Brittney Spears, Prince Harry, Michelle Obama or Donald Trump to write your fan fiction for you, I mean. Probably the only worse idea would be to get them to do it together in committee.

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.

(This post was edited by noWizardme on Oct 2 2024, 3:05pm)


Tolkien R.J.J
Ossiriand


Oct 2 2024, 3:37pm


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Tolkien...is Dead!!

And of course you are aware. But you do not seem able to slip out of the creators story and into a hypothetical "what if" scenario.

Also you must realize that while Helms Deep was barley saved, Rohan is now free of that threat, Eomer king and able, and they are ready for war. The ents are pissed, twice engaging orcs (after Lorein and Helms deep) outside of Isengard and Gandalf can call upon the eagles as can Galadriel.

The various fortunate events that have generally been in the favor of the west "buy some time" for them before they would be conquered. That is my opinion. How unlike the story would become to Tolkien's intentions, or how it came to this situation are irreverent to me.

Purley hypothetical, and unlike Tolkien!

“I am in fact a Hobbit (in all but size). I like gardens, trees and unmechanized farmlands; I smoke a pipe, and like good plain food (unrefrigerated), but detest French cooking; I like, and even dare to wear in these dull days, ornamental waistcoats. I am fond of mushrooms (out of a field); have a very simple sense of humour (which even my appreciative critics find tiresome); I go to bed late and get up late.”
J.R.R Tolkien


Silvered-glass
Nargothrond

Oct 2 2024, 6:28pm


Views: 43479
Dragon Bio(?)logy


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I'm not sure how far you are taking this concept. Dragons do seem to be living beasts, whatever their magical nature. Morgoth bred them, he didn't construct them. Smaug could hardly have been a "young" dragon when he came to Erebor if he had been an automaton "built" in the First Age.


Smaug supposedly would have become a smoking rock in a thousand years even if he hadn't been killed. Gandalf also implies that the "old fire" in all the surviving Dragons has been weakening (burning low?), with Smaug having had the hottest fire before he died.

There naturally are issues with Smaug claiming to have gotten stronger with age, but I think he's really not the type to admit to having grown weaker and less fiery, even if that was actually the case and he knew it.

My theory is that "young" in Dragons is not about chronological age as much as the state of being properly fueled and operating at full efficiency. Perhaps someone found a shrink-wrapped Dragon or perhaps Smaug managed to get himself fueled somehow one last time. It is also possible that Dragons have a significant biological component to them, but this would make the issue of their biology very thorny indeed if able to breed true, especially with Smaug's iron scales if you think them literal and not metaphorical.

Glaurung is outright stated to have an evil spirit inside. The presence of the evil spirit explains how Glaurung can think independently, talk, and use psychic powers against people. The Silent Watchers of Mordor probably have implanted spirits too but lack all the fancy craftsmanship and mobility and special features that Dragons have.


Ethel Duath
Gondolin


Oct 3 2024, 1:39am


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Ha! So that's where "the music" died. :D //

 



noWizardme
Gondolin


Oct 3 2024, 7:32am


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What?! It ate Don McLean as well?

That naughty balrog!


Sad thing about the McCartneys and their folk. Seems a Band On The Run couldn't run fast enough.But then, I think nothing is ever truly gone for good. And I heard that in a later age, a young Dwarf inventor had a brilliant idea on the exact spot where the band met the untimely (though some critics would say 'overdue') end of their floreat.
Yes, it was in that very place that the young inventor conceived the idea of producing flexible rubber wheel-rim covers for the mine carts, and after deep thought realised that this could be a great boon to her whole tribe.
And I like to think that there was no other place in Middle-earth where somone could successfully mull a kin tyre.


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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.

(This post was edited by noWizardme on Oct 3 2024, 7:43am)


noWizardme
Gondolin


Oct 3 2024, 7:45am


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Ah wait, I have it!

The usual diet of balrogs is cockney costermongers. Much as dragons seem to prefer princesses, balrogs prey for preference on the cockney Costermonarchs of the cockney costermongers. Possibly it is only pearly kings and queens becoming endangered due to overpredation that caused our paricular balrog to start eating pop musicians such as the members of Wings? Or perhaps it was a result of the the costerliving crisis?
Anyway, the balrog's unique digestive processes are what turned all those mother-of-pearl buttons into the prized substance later known as 'mithril'.
Now of course this is Pearley hypothetical, and unlike Tolkien (as recently requested).

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


noWizardme
Gondolin


Oct 3 2024, 8:41am


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Hey, I'd just relax and enjoy the fanarchy if I were you

Hey, I'd just relax and enjoy the fanarchy if I were you. It's a fact of life that replies in the Reading Room (if you get some) may not be exactly what you hoped for, expected, think you deserve, or whatever.


Looking back on my responses to you, you can see that I've set out clearly why I prefer not 'to slip out of the creator's story', and how I am hoping to contribute instead. You've read that or not, and understood it or not, or respect it or not: I don't know and in a very Tolkienian fashion 'I don't care'. Certainly there is no point in me repeating myself.

But (and crucially) my responses have not stopped several people engaging with your idea on the terms that you had set out. That was not my intention and also I am glad I did not have a disruptive effect. However, since your responses to those folks have been polite variants on 'thank you, but I prefer my own ideas' then I'm not sure what else you want along those lines, or could possibly get here? Or indeed how you think it will be satisfying to anyone else to engage further with your notion, if you mean just to bat away any critique or alternative ideas?

(Thank you for remaining polite while doing so BTW, because from long experience not everyone with a Purley hypothetical, and unlike Tolkien! idea does. )
And of course - and typical Reading Room - people are enjoying a chance to propose some comical Purley hypothetical, and unlike Tolkien! notions, or their own "Purley hypothetical, and unlike Tolkien!" notions held with complete sincerity. Or generally to have fun at the event you've created. Please note that this is different to us having fun at your expense.


Anyway - time for us to discuss something else, I think.

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


Ethel Duath
Gondolin


Oct 3 2024, 4:17pm


Views: 43375
Yes, of course. I've heard he

prefers lean.



Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 4 2024, 7:43pm


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And a groan was heard unto the uttermost west...

Tongue

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Fantasy novel - The Arcanist's Tattoo

My LOTR fan-fiction


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Oct 12 2024, 1:03pm


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*another groan*

What? Did no one else get that "mull a kin tyre"? Shocked

Tongue


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"


Meneldor
Doriath


Oct 12 2024, 5:11pm


Views: 3051
Oh, I got it all right.

And I will not forget. Evil




They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


oliphaunt
Menegroth


Oct 24 2024, 11:41pm


Views: 2355
Beware

of Doug?

I had no idea that Balrogs were a type of rabbit. Though I have heard tales of a fearsome rabbit in Caerbannog.


*** Middle Earth Inexpert ***


Ethel Duath
Gondolin


Oct 25 2024, 2:05am


Views: 2336
The ears have long been mistaken for wings. //