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Hobbitise a song (game)



noWizardme
Half-elven


Jun 30 2024, 10:05am


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Hobbitise a song (game)

Hobbits, as we know, like peace and quiet, well-tilled earth, and the growing and enjoyment of food and drink. So common themes for our modern music - sex, drugs, rock'n'roll (or even God or national superiority) might fall flat for a hobbit audience.
Fortunately I think a number of song titles could be adapted to suit a hobbit audience better.

Here are some examples:
  • Reach Out, Ale Be There (Four Tops)
  • Brassica in Pocket (Pretenders)
  • Rooty Tuesday (Rolling Stones)
  • Peas In The Valley (Thomas A Dorsey/ Mahalia Jackson)
  • I Can Do It With A Broken Fork (Taylor Swift)
  • Son of a Pleacher Man (Dusty Springfield)
  • Tuber mirum (part of the requiem mass setting, so many composers)


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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


noWizardme
Half-elven


Jun 30 2024, 10:37am


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Oh and...

Girls Just Want To Have Funghi (Cyndi Lauper)


Possibly also Hail To The Chef (Sanderson/Scottish Traditional) would work, but only after you'd explained that 'chef' meant a cook.

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Jun 30 2024, 3:02pm


Views: 3815
Additionally....

A few more:
  • "Eat It" by "Weird Al" Yankovic (after Michael Jackson)
  • "I'm Fat!" by "Weird Al" Yankovic (after Michael Jackson)
  • "Girls Just Want to Have Lunch" by "Weird Al" Yankovic (after Cyndi Lauper)
  • "Theme from Rocky XIII - aka: The Rye or the Kaiser" by "Weird Al" Yankovic (after Survivor)
  • "Peaches" by The Presidents of the United States of America


“Hell hath no fury like that of the uninvolved.” - Tony Isabella

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Jun 30 2024, 3:09pm)


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jul 1 2024, 2:35pm


Views: 3694
a few

  
"I'm Too Hungry for My Shirt" (so hungry it hurts) -- Right Said Fred
"Can't Get You Out of My Bread" -- Kylie Minogue
"When a Man Loves a Tavern" -- Percy Sledge


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jul 1 2024, 9:20pm


Views: 3690
Fireworks in the Sky, by Gaaandalf (By the . . . you know. :D)

I'd rather have a Hammer and a Nail (Simon and Garfunkel)

Tuckborough Faire (Same, plus it's an old folk tune)

Express Train Comin' (Bob Dylan)

Like a Stationary Stone (Same)

Today Was (Certainly Not!) a Fairytale (Taylor Swift)



(This post was edited by Ethel Duath on Jul 1 2024, 9:21pm)


noWizardme
Half-elven


Jul 2 2024, 4:39pm


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Little Red Courgette (Prince)

As far as I know, there are no red courgettes. Shame.

And I also don't know why we in the UK call that vegetable by the French for 'little gourd', while it is called zucchini (the Italian for 'little gourd') in some other places.

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"I am not made for querulous pests." Frodo 'Spooner' Baggins.

(This post was edited by noWizardme on Jul 2 2024, 4:40pm)


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Jul 2 2024, 10:55pm


Views: 3633
Oh, Yes!! :D

Yeah, Zucchini here. Wonder why?