
Saruman
Bree

Jun 10, 5:53am
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Some stuff will always bug me.
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FotR: Leaving out Crickhollow & the Old Forest is a totally missed opportunity, I love that part of the book so much. At the same time, it's nice to have those scenes (including Bombadil & Barrow-downs) to the imagination. Boromir has dark hair, he's not blondish. Tolkien describes him wonderfully in the book. Sean Bean was too old for the role. Yes, I said that. Boromir should have been younger and more rash. He's the one who throws the stone into the foul pool outside Moria, NOT Pippin & Merry. TTT: King Théoden being under the spell of Saruman sucks, it takes away his agency and Grima's influential nature. The King should have been made to look older. His hair should have been white, longer, and braided. Story-wise, the worst part of the entire trilogy is Aragorn's "death." So unnecessary. Faramir taking Sam & Frodo to Osgiliath also makes zero sense; it would have taken them more time to get back to where they were before they were kidnapped by Faramir's men. RotK: Saruman's death. Saruman's death. Oh, and Saruman's death. Falling from Orthanc and landing directly on a spinning wheel of death? Just stupid. Grima should have slit his throat; Legolas shoots Grima and the end. Ultimately I would have loved to see the Scouring of the Shire and the proper death of Saruman, especially showing the mist of his spirit being denied by the West. Lastly, denying Pippin his moment in the sun when he slays a great troll at the Battle of the Black Gate was just wrong. Merry shouldn't have been at that battle, either. I could go on. But then I'd never get to sleep.
"I have seen it..."
(This post was edited by Saruman on Jun 10, 5:55am)
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