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Ataahua
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Dec 5 2019, 4:00am
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It's a Middle-earth Christmas Carol challenge!
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'Tis the season to butcher some well-loved Christmas carols for our amusement and pleasure! What carols would big hobbitses sing to little hobbitses? How would you mash up Christmas and Middle-earth? Get your creative juices flowing and share your ME-flavoured Christmas song! Here's one to kick things off: You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus has forged the One Ring He's making a list He's building a tower He's flaming an Eye He's loving the power Santa Claus has forged the One Ring He sees you when you're sleeping He knows your secret fear He knows if you've been bad or good And he has nine Fell Reindeer So! You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus has forged the One Ring
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. My original fantasy writing My LOTR fan-fiction
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Dec 5 2019, 12:19pm
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Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville
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CuriousG
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Dec 5 2019, 2:47pm
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I second that vote for awesomeoness! //
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CuriousG
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Dec 5 2019, 3:45pm
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Sauron the dark lord, was an evil happy thug with a Morgul knife and vampire fangs and two eyes made of blood. Sauron the dark lord, is a fairy tale they say, he was freedom's foe but the children know how he came to life one day. There must have been some magic in that old gold Ring they found, for when they placed it on his hand poor Numenor was drowned. O, Sauron the dark lord was alive as he could be, And the children say he could laugh and play while killing you and me. Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump Look at Sauron go Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump Dancing on piles of foes. Sauron the dark lord, knew the lava was hot one day So he said, "Let's run and we'll have some fun before my Ring melts away." Down to the slag hills with the Nazgul in his band, killing here and there, all without a care, saying, "Catch me if you can." He terrorized the good guys right to the Wizard cop, and he only paused a moment when he heard him holler "Stop!" For Sauron the dark lord had to hurry on his way, But he waved goodbye, saying, "Don't you cry, I'll be back again some day." Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump Look at Sauron go Thumpetty thump thump thumpety thump thump Thumbing Gandalf's nose.
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Ataahua
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Dec 5 2019, 5:45pm
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Wow, CuriousG; dark *and* funny - brilliant! :D /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. My original fantasy writing My LOTR fan-fiction
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sevilodorf
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Dec 8 2019, 2:55am
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There Were Three Rings for Elven Kings
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There Were Three Rings for Elven Kings (Tune: I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In) There were three rings for Elven-kings In Middle Earth, In Middle Earth; There were three rings for Elven-kings In Middle Earth in the Third Age. What was the power of those rings? In Middle Earth, in Middle Earth; What was the power of those rings, In Middle Earth in the Third Age? To heal and stave off weariness, In Middle Earth, in Middle Earth; That was the power of the rings, In Middle Earth in the Third Age. Who were the keepers of the rings? In Middle Earth, in Middle Earth; Who were the keepers of the rings? In Middle Earth in the Third Age. Galadriel and Lord Elrond, In Middle Earth; in Middle Earth; Galadriel and Lord Elrond, In Middle Earth in the Third Age. Held those of Water and of Air, In Middle Earth, in Middle Earth; Held those of Water and of Air, In Middle Earth in the Third Age. And who was the keeper of the Fire? In Middle Earth, in Middle Earth; And who was the keeper of the Fire? In Middle Earth in the Third Age. Gandalf rekindled hearts with it. In Middle Earth, in Middle Earth; Gandalf rekindled hearts with it; In Middle Earth in the Third Age. They sailed west to Valinor, From Middle Earth, From Middle Earth; They sailed west to Valinor, From Middle Earth in the Third Age.
Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua (Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)
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Asger
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Dec 8 2019, 10:14am
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You better watch out You better not cry You better not pout I'm telling you why Santa Claus has forged the One Ring This goes really well with my theory that Saurons disguise Annatar, Lord of Gifts, is really Santa Claus <:-D>
"Don't take life seriously, it ain't nohow permanent!" Pogo www.willy-centret.dk
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noWizardme
Half-elven
Dec 8 2019, 11:03am
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Deck the mine with boughs of Hollin (a carol from Moria)
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Deck the mine with boughs of Hollin Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Mind the pool, you'd best not fall in Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Light we now the blazing yule log Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la Don't wake up the sleeping balrog! Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
~~~~~~ "Go down to the shovel store and take your pick." Traditional prank played on dwarves when they start down the mine.
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noWizardme
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Dec 8 2019, 11:09am
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CG's the Dark bard, with his dark 'bone.... wait, what does that even mean - is there a trombone solo in 'Frosty' or something?
~~~~~~ "Go down to the shovel store and take your pick." Traditional prank played on dwarves when they start down the mine.
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noWizardme
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Dec 8 2019, 11:37am
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Last Christmas (as sung by the Witch King to Sauron?)
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Last Christmas, you gave me a Ring And the very next day, I faded away This year, I'm a creature of fear - I've turned into something spectral
~~~~~~ "Go down to the shovel store and take your pick." Traditional prank played on dwarves when they start down the mine.
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noWizardme
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Dec 8 2019, 1:57pm
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At Christmas at the Prancing Pony....
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At Christmas at the Prancing Pony, they commemmorate Frodo's eventful visit with this song (it goes to the tune of "The Little Drummer Boy" ): Well Mister Frodo's prank made Butterbur glum, And all those broken plates cost Butterbur some Revealing the One Ring was pretty darn dumb You might have thought that too much Butterbur's rum Was in Baggins's tum That son of a gun So as to make him loudly fall on his bum When he should've kept schtum Not all our saviours are as small as Tom Thumb That mystery man we thought was just Ranger scum He would our rightful King quite quickly become Who knew- without his pals we'd quickly succumb Under ruffians thumbs Turning Bree into slums? Don't judge appearences - a good rule of thumb Whatever may come.
~~~~~~ "Go down to the shovel store and take your pick." Traditional prank played on dwarves when they start down the mine.
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Ataahua
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Dec 8 2019, 6:16pm
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I literally snorted with laughter. *applause*
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All of these are great, noWiz!
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. My original fantasy writing My LOTR fan-fiction
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Ataahua
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Dec 8 2019, 6:17pm
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This puts a whole new spin on Middle-earth.
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So which of the Nazgul is Rudolph?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. My original fantasy writing My LOTR fan-fiction
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Ataahua
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Dec 8 2019, 6:20pm
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I don't know the song, but that's a beautiful parody. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..." Dwarves: "Pretty rings..." Men: "Pretty rings..." Sauron: "Mine's better." "Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak. My original fantasy writing My LOTR fan-fiction
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noWizardme
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Dec 8 2019, 6:59pm
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Thanks - had a lot of fun doing them
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...but I think the Prancing Pony Little Drumer Boy is my fave. "I'm Dreaming of a Wight Christmas" has so far eluded me, so be my guest anyone who can do it!
~~~~~~ The Reading Room 'favourite chapters' project. http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=967482#967482 Each week, someone presents a favourite chapter from The Hobbit, LOTR or the Silmarillion. Just sign yourself up onto the schedule if you can lead a chapter.
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CuriousG
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Dec 8 2019, 7:35pm
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In place of the Dark Lord you will set up a Bard.
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And I shall not be quiet, but loud and melodic as the Elton and the John! Packing concerts like Swift and Bieber and Adele! Famous as the The Beatles and the Rolling Stones! Sweeter than the Vienna Boys Choir. All shall follow me on Spotify and despair!
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CuriousG
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Dec 8 2019, 7:49pm
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"I'm Dreaming of a Wight Christmas"
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I'm dreaming of a Wight Christmas Just like the ones I used to know Where the Barrows glisten and captives listen To hear ghost snarls in green glow. I'm dreaming of a Wight Christmas With every hobbit group I fool May your friends like Merry be ghouls And may all your Christmases be cruel.
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noWizardme
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Dec 8 2019, 9:19pm
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your chord's diminished, a quaver rest and you'll remain Galadriel?
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Nah, do at least a few more 'farewell tours'
~~~~~~ The Reading Room 'favourite chapters' project. http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=967482#967482 Each week, someone presents a favourite chapter from The Hobbit, LOTR or the Silmarillion. Just sign yourself up onto the schedule if you can lead a chapter.
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noWizardme
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Dec 8 2019, 9:20pm
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Yay! " 'Don't you think Crosby did the best Christmas song?', asked Tom, probingly." //
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~~~~~~ The Reading Room 'favourite chapters' project. http://newboards.theonering.net/...i?post=967482#967482 Each week, someone presents a favourite chapter from The Hobbit, LOTR or the Silmarillion. Just sign yourself up onto the schedule if you can lead a chapter.
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Mari D.
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Dec 11 2019, 7:34pm
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And thanks to all the others as well for the lovely amusement!
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Greenwood Hobbit
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Dec 18 2019, 8:43pm
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These are great! Only just seen them.
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I saw Gimli kiss Galadriel Deep within Lothlorien last night They didn't see me creep from the flet to have a peep They thought that I was lying in my bedroom fast asleep I saw the Elf Queen tweak the cheeky dwarf's Beard which was not even slightly white What a thing it would have been if Celeborn had only seen Gimli kiss Galadriel last night! I'll get me coat...
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Greenwood Hobbit
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Dec 19 2019, 8:18am
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All the line breaks have disappeared! Also I should have put Celeborn not Elrond - that's what you get for doing things in a hurry!
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dernwyn
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Dec 19 2019, 2:07pm
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But you're not the only one to have some strange formatting problem in the past day...very strange.
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Greenwood Hobbit
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Dec 19 2019, 9:16pm
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Thanks Dernwyn! By the time I realised what I'd done
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I'd left it too late to edit myself.
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Solicitr
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Dec 20 2019, 4:20pm
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Deck the holes with Dwarvish corpses Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la! 'Tis the time to be remorseless Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la! Call we now our expert rackers Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la! Hear them pop like Christmas crackers Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la!
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grammaboodawg
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Dec 27 2019, 6:43pm
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Late again... but this was fun :D
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What a great way to enjoy the holiday :D Thanks Ataahua! Samwise's Gaffer Sung to the tune gramma got run over by a reindeer Samwise got run over by his gaffer even when the elder wasn't there. Words of wisdom packed in with his fry pan and brought out during times of flubs or care. Hobbits perched safe there in Riv'dell just in time for pre-Yuletide. Looking wide-eyed at the Elf-lords Sam felt a ninnyhammer and so shied. Samwise got run over by his gaffer even when the elder wasn't there. Words of wisdom packed in with his fry pan and brought out during times of flubs or care. Frodo's well and Bilbo's with us. Friends and Gandalf sharing drinks Sam laughed, 'Well, I was born lucky, whatever my ol' gaffer sez or thinks.' Samwise got run over by his gaffer even when the elder wasn't there. Words of wisdom packed in with his fry pan and brought out during times of flubs or care.
Heartfelt wishes for a Peaceful and Happy New Year We have been there and back again. TIME Google Calendar
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