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Thor 'n' Oakenshield

Mar 16 2019, 1:56pm

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AAAH, the horrifying mental imagery! [In reply to] Can't Post

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Sauron can possibly have a hot evil mistress in leather boots. That I think I can handle.!

"We are Kree"


Mar 16 2019, 2:21pm

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I understand that in one of the recent games... [In reply to] Can't Post

...Sauron had an affair with a sexy humanoid version of Shelob. Let's hope Amazon doesn't take cues there!

Thor 'n' Oakenshield

Mar 16 2019, 6:22pm

Post #53 of 56 (545 views)
That concept is so terrifying, I can't even [In reply to] Can't Post

If the Amazon screenwriters are on here right now, I'm begging them not to look to the video games for any inspiration.

"We are Kree"


Mar 16 2019, 7:09pm

Post #54 of 56 (537 views)
I have arachnophobia, stop this! [In reply to] Can't Post


Tol Eressea

Mar 16 2019, 9:22pm

Post #55 of 56 (518 views)
Gak!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

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Mar 17 2019, 1:10am

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Sauron in Love!!!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can't keep up with what's been going down.
I think my heart must just be slowing down.
Among his evil schemes, deep in his conquest dreams,
Am I the only one who hears the screams,
And the strangled cries of...
Sauron in love!!

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(This post was edited by Darkstone on Mar 17 2019, 1:12am)

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