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weaver
Half-elven


Apr 18 2014, 9:01pm

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"Gaffer it", gramma!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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weaver
Half-elven


Apr 18 2014, 9:04pm

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yes, but maybe not worth getting Bracegirdles on them...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 19 2014, 2:34am

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I can't decide between Salmon Frodo and Salmon Rosie.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



What business does a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, and a hobbit have in the Rivenmark?


DanielLB
Immortal


Apr 19 2014, 7:49am

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Can I share the Turin of salmon recipe? [In reply to] Can't Post

Grease a loaf Tinśviel. Line with 35 mm film (perfect for a motion picture), then cover just the base with one layer of pipe-smoked salmon slices.

Whizz the cream cheese (or alternatively, orcanzola and Bree), cram, lembas zest and juice together in a food processor to combine. Scrape out and stir in the athelas and Simbelmynė with some seasoning. Spread the cream cheese mixture over as evenly as you can. Top with a layer of salmon slices. Repeat with the cream cheese and salmon - you should be able to do 9 fellowship layers of cream cheese. Cover with 35 mm film, pressing down gently, then chill (with ice from Forochel) overnight.

To serve, turn salmon Turin onto a platter and gently peel off the 35 mm film. Scatter with a few Mallorn fronds and serve with Lissuin wedges (Shocked) and Miruvor.

Sounds yummy.



Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Apr 19 2014, 1:43pm

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Maybe we can get it as a special Oropher? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Call me Rem, and remember, not all who ramble are lost...Uh...where was I?


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Apr 19 2014, 3:47pm

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Is there room on the dessert cart for a Cram Brulee?// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



What business does a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, a dwarf, and a hobbit have in the Rivenmark?


weaver
Half-elven


Apr 19 2014, 9:40pm

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We will also be serving Salmon Smith Barli...// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 20 2014, 12:15am

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Hey! That's a Lotho work you put in, Daniel! [In reply to] Can't Post

But I can't figure out if I'm a fruit, vegetable, dairy product or baked goods.Laugh Heck, I like them all!Smile
And entything goes with Miruvor.


Bracegirdle
Valinor


Jul 26 2014, 3:32pm

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I reSAMble that reMARK Weaver. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Cuio i Pheriain anann! Aglar'ni Pheriannath!

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