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It's a Desolation of Smaug PANTS thread!
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Eruvandi
Tol Eressea


Feb 5 2014, 4:56pm

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Bwahaha! [In reply to] Can't Post

That made me LOL so suddenly I startled my dog!Laugh

"And we find what we're made of
Through the open door
Is it fear you're afraid of?
What are you waiting for?
Love alone is worth the fight."
-Switchfoot


Eruvandi
Tol Eressea


Feb 5 2014, 5:00pm

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I freed his wretched pants from his miserable posterior / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"And we find what we're made of
Through the open door
Is it fear you're afraid of?
What are you waiting for?
Love alone is worth the fight."
-Switchfoot


Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Feb 5 2014, 5:04pm

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*snort* [In reply to] Can't Post

I was laughing so hard when I read this one that my kids said to one another: "What's wrong with Mom?"


"Oh, she's just laughing at her geeky stuff again."


So true! Till tears came to my eyes! Cool


"I did shatter his lantern, and that would have been pretty fair shooting, I can tell you, if I had been aiming at it!"



Eruvandi
Tol Eressea


Feb 5 2014, 5:04pm

Post #29 of 51 (453 views)
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Such is the nature of trousers...In time all foul pants come forth / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"And we find what we're made of
Through the open door
Is it fear you're afraid of?
What are you waiting for?
Love alone is worth the fight."
-Switchfoot


Bishop
Gondor


Feb 5 2014, 5:17pm

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Kili: Aren't you going to search me? I could have anything down my pants. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dormouse
Half-elven


Feb 5 2014, 5:19pm

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"The old tales will come true..." [In reply to] Can't Post

"Vast halls of pants"

"Can it really be true? Has the Lord of silver pants returned?



2. "What are dwarves doing in these pants?"

"It's the prophecy"

"Prophecy?"

"The prophecy of Durin's pants."



and finally...

3. "If this is to end in pants, then we will all pant together!"


*ducks and runs....


Eleniel
Tol Eressea


Feb 5 2014, 6:10pm

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In honour of the talking purse... [In reply to] Can't Post

"Then Bilbo plucked up courage and put his little hand in William's enormous pants..."
"Trolls' pants are the mischief, and this was no exception. " 'Ere, 'oo are you?" it squeaked, as it left the pants;"


"Choosing Trust over Doubt gets me burned once in a while, but I'd rather be singed than hardened."
¯ Victoria Monfort


(This post was edited by Eleniel on Feb 5 2014, 6:11pm)


Bombadil
Half-elven


Feb 5 2014, 6:45pm

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Bilbo to Gollum? [In reply to] Can't Post

"What have I got in my pants?"

Gollum..."Not Fair, Smegol hasn't had pants
for an Age."

Pants Riddle:
"What has two legs and a Trunk,
That may get Bigger with Age?
But Only if you Throw them away?"


Elwen
Lorien


Feb 5 2014, 6:49pm

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The Dragon! It's going to pants us!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Tauriel: So let me get this straight sir, this Elwen girl is back on something called TORn, and rather than just tell her to stop stalking you, you'd like me to show up in a movie I have no business being in as a ploy to distract her, and nevermind the wrath of countless Tolkien fans who will be calling for my destruction?

Legolas: That about sums it up. Besides, some people might like you. Oh, and to be on the safe side, can we pretend to be a couple too?


Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Feb 5 2014, 6:50pm

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“His name is Beorn, and he is a pants-changer. [In reply to] Can't Post

Sometimes he’s a huge black pair of sweats; sometimes he’s a great strong pair of Wranglers. The bear is unpredictable, but the man can be pantsed."


Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 5 2014, 8:03pm

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"Well, thief! I smell you, I hear your breath, I feel your pants." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Ataahua
Superuser / Moderator


Feb 5 2014, 8:04pm

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"I laid low your warriors of old. I instilled terror in the pants of men!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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Meneldor
Valinor


Feb 5 2014, 11:25pm

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Then there's the scene when the elves capture Fili [In reply to] Can't Post

and every time they take his pants, he has another pair on underneath.


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters; These see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep.


willowing
Lorien

Feb 5 2014, 11:38pm

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"Don't be shy... [In reply to] Can't Post

step into the pants" Cool


Brethil
Half-elven


Feb 5 2014, 11:40pm

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Someone clearly needs an all-over tan. [In reply to] Can't Post

"I have seen the pants fall away and the white light forever fill the air."

Have an idea relating to the world of JRR Tolkien that you would like to write about? If so, the Third TORn Amateur Symposium will be running in the Reading Room April, 2014. *The Call for Submissions is up*!





Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Feb 6 2014, 12:27am

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Thorin: "Is there no end to these accursed pants?" [In reply to] Can't Post

AngelicLaughAngelic


"I did shatter his lantern, and that would have been pretty fair shooting, I can tell you, if I had been aiming at it!"



Adanel
The Shire

Feb 6 2014, 1:02am

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In which Thranduil and Tauriel discuss Legolas's cross dressing. [In reply to] Can't Post

Thranduil: Legolas has grown very fond of your pants

Tauriel: I do not think you would let your son wear the pants of a lowly silvan elf.

Thranduil: You are right, still he cares for them, do not give him pants when he has none.


Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Feb 6 2014, 1:16am

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Thranduil on fashion: "A hundred pants is a mere blink in the wardrobe of an Elf..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


"I did shatter his lantern, and that would have been pretty fair shooting, I can tell you, if I had been aiming at it!"



Kim
Valinor


Feb 6 2014, 2:35am

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[Thorin:] “How? The Arkenstone lies half a world away, buried beneath the pants of a fire-breathing dragon.” // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


willowing
Lorien

Feb 6 2014, 8:02am

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Dwalin-These trousers are stone cold! [In reply to] Can't Post

Balin-"He's right, we've no pants hot enough to set them ablaze."


Azog-"The wizard has come."
Orc-"He is lifting the pants, he will find us."


Bombadil
Half-elven


Feb 6 2014, 8:41am

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Saruman to Gandalf: "Why must you ALWAYS.. be Meddling in somone's PANTS?"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


(This post was edited by Bombadil on Feb 6 2014, 8:42am)


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Feb 6 2014, 11:55pm

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Woohoo! You really did ZIP and FLY thru those! Well Done!! :D // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 8 2014, 2:17am

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heh // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Feb 8 2014, 2:18am

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Azog: "You promised me his pants!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Werde Spinner
Rohan


Feb 9 2014, 4:09am

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I officially love this thread and everyone participating in it! [In reply to] Can't Post

I can't believe there's not more Smaug ones. Well, time for me to fill the gap!: "You care about the pants, do you? Good. Then you can watch them burn."
--
Sigrid: "Da... why are there dwarves climbing out of our pants?"
Tilda: "Will the pants bring us good luck?"
--
Thorin: "You took our money. Where are the pants?"

"I had forgotten that. It is hard to be sure of anything among so many marvels. The world is all grown strange. Elf and Dwarf in company walk in our daily fields; and folk speak with the Lady of the Wood and yet live; and the Sword comes back to war that was broken in the long ages ere the fathers of our fathers rode into the Mark! How shall a man judge what to do in such times?"

"As he ever has judged. Good and ill have not changed since yesteryear; nor are they one thing among Elves and Dwarves and another among Men. It is a man's part to discern them, as much in the Golden Wood as in his own house."

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