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How did I get to Valinor without noticing!
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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 28 2013, 10:05pm

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I just tip my hat [In reply to] Can't Post

and spill the brew on top. Unfortunately I haven't had enough practice time with those acrobats from Fiddler on the Roof.Evil


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 28 2013, 10:07pm

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Thanks! [In reply to] Can't Post

Maybe someday I'll be Half-Eleven too. Or Eleventy-one!Laugh


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 28 2013, 10:10pm

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Well, the company [In reply to] Can't Post

is delightful, assuming I haven't barged in and messed up the ambience!Sly

Do you have any vacation spots or places of interest here you especially like?Smile


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 28 2013, 10:26pm

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Hahahaha! O.K., that's the win. [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh

Little Niece and Nephew have not yet been enlightened as to my prowess at doggerel and pun threads. But their dad is the Established Punmaster of our entire family, so I expect them to give me a run for my money as soon as they can talk at all!


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 29 2013, 12:11am

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Valinor = cake. [In reply to] Can't Post

A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the tips... of your fingers.

BTW It takes a long time to get to Valinor (unless you're Daniel) but it takes forever to get through it -- just ask Kitty.


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 29 2013, 12:18am

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Cake! Does it have [In reply to] Can't Post

pistachio cream filling, precious?

Kitty is too busy playing with Balrog slippers.


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Aug 29 2013, 12:43am

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Not a problem dear [In reply to] Can't Post

There a people here who'd just lap it up from the floor LaughEvilAngelic

Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Aug 29 2013, 12:45am

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Kitty is too busy [In reply to] Can't Post

else where nowadays, as you're fully aware.

Oops frontpage is calling *zooms off* Crazy

And I've been here far more often than you have lately TongueAngelic

Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*


One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...

One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play



Patty
Immortal


Aug 29 2013, 6:21am

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And I'm going to be half-eleven for the rest of my life! [In reply to] Can't Post

Hey, has anybody else noticed that we are about 20 people away from 10,000 members?Cool

Permanent address: Into the West






Starling
Half-elven


Aug 29 2013, 6:47am

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Come and stay at my bach [In reply to] Can't Post

in Valinor. You can practice your Kiwi lingo, and you'll have it sussed in no time. Laugh
Don't forget your jandals!


Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Aug 30 2013, 4:00am

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I am shocked. [In reply to] Can't Post

Shocked!!!

Shocked

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