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Maciliel
Valinor


Jun 30 2013, 2:49pm

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lol! [In reply to] Can't Post

 
: )

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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Brethil
Half-elven


Jun 30 2013, 4:07pm

Post #102 of 125 (725 views)
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Commenting on your taste CG [In reply to] Can't Post


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Rachel Weisz and Kate Winslet... Seeing them in RL would make me go beyond swoons. Possibly into a coma, even.




I agree with Telpemairo, they are both quite beautiful but also gifted actresses. Very good taste CG. I compliment you.

Of course now you must surely realize we will be..."affectionately relentless"...EvilWink

You'd better invest in a cushion for your swoony head and some smelling salts.

Manwe, when asked a simple "Yes" or "No" question, contemplated, and responded "the middle one."


Brethil
Half-elven


Jun 30 2013, 4:09pm

Post #103 of 125 (719 views)
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Compliments on order for you too Telpemairo!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

An excellent choice of visual muffins for our CG's very own basket. Wink Now I wonder if we can photoshop Rachel or Kate onto that Jessica Rabbit gown...

Manwe, when asked a simple "Yes" or "No" question, contemplated, and responded "the middle one."


Maciliel
Valinor


Jun 30 2013, 4:19pm

Post #104 of 125 (715 views)
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quite right.. [In reply to] Can't Post

 
[brethil]
Of course now you must surely realize we will be..."affectionately relentless"...

You'd better invest in a cushion for your swoony head and some smelling salts.
[/brethil]


quite right. indeed, you could not be righter.


cheers : )

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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Maciliel
Valinor


Jun 30 2013, 4:34pm

Post #105 of 125 (714 views)
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the kate one [In reply to] Can't Post

 
i love both pictures, but i must confess, i was +particularly+ looking for that, specific kate one. a friend of mine (who is equally besotted with her), has that one posted amongst his facebook photos. it sticks out in my mind as a beautiful photo, and it was the first photo that i had ever seen in which kate was sort of... sexed up. i'm sure there were many in existence, i just had not come across them in +my+ travels. : )


cheers : )

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aka. fili orc-enshield
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the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jun 30 2013, 4:41pm

Post #106 of 125 (715 views)
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Fearless I remain, as I am the greater taunter. [In reply to] Can't Post

I had many productive years developing my talents as a pesky little brother, and I've never stopped polishing them. I highlight my aptitude on resumes, and count insults about it as compliments.

There's an art to the process:
1. Eavesdrop on sister while she's discussing Wonder Boy (Ted, whoever) with her friends.
2. Wait until opportune time of maximum obnoxiousness. (This is the important part, kids, so take notes.)
3. Be ready to adapt previously used information to any context.
4. Now, apply the naughty taunt. Example: sister is studying with friends for biology test. Blurt out: "Biology? Isn't that what you explored with Ted last week? Or was that your anatomy?" But it could be math: "Weren't you asking Ted for help with functions last week? Didn't you two get fruitful and multiply together?"

Not that it really builds healthy relationships with siblings while young, but it does get even with them for any number of grievances you've had.EvilEvilEvilEvil


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jun 30 2013, 4:46pm

Post #107 of 125 (709 views)
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What I love about Kate [In reply to] Can't Post

is that she comes already charged up with guy-appeal. Even that commercial with her where she glosses over her movie past while strolling down the street is sexy ("at age 18 I nearly drowned at sea, at 24 I had my memory erased" [or whatever she says; was focused on the visuals]).


Maciliel
Valinor


Jun 30 2013, 4:50pm

Post #108 of 125 (703 views)
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i'm impressed [In reply to] Can't Post

 
i'm impressed that you've lived long enough to even see the 1978 bashki version of lord of the rings. you must be a fast runner.


re this....

[curiousg]
as I am the greater taunter
[/curiousg]


pffffffft. (i exercised all the eloquence at my command.)


cheers : )

.


aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Brethil
Half-elven


Jun 30 2013, 5:37pm

Post #109 of 125 (694 views)
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Hmm, I'd be careful there CG... [In reply to] Can't Post


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Fearless I remain, as I am the greater taunter (CG)

Telpemairo and I are one thing, but once that Fealoki gets involved you never know what might happen. So be careful laughing at live Dragons there Barrel-Rider...!!!!! Tongue



Manwe, when asked a simple "Yes" or "No" question, contemplated, and responded "the middle one."


Maciliel
Valinor


Jul 1 2013, 11:55pm

Post #110 of 125 (672 views)
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yes, take heed [In reply to] Can't Post

 
yes, take heed to what brethil says.

we will be (affectionately) relentless.


cheers --

.


aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 2 2013, 12:36am

Post #111 of 125 (673 views)
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Hmmmmm, something is different about you Telpemairo... [In reply to] Can't Post

...can't quite place it. Hmmm....

Did you change your hair a bit? Maybe that's it.

Manwe, when asked a simple "Yes" or "No" question, contemplated, and responded "the middle one."


Maciliel
Valinor


Jul 2 2013, 1:28am

Post #112 of 125 (675 views)
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i don't think it's the hair [In reply to] Can't Post

 
i mean, i did recently go to the salon, but this is my same basic cut and color.

maybe it's the necklace? i just got it. from some dwarves. they had a special name for it. the naugli-something. naugli-stone? naugli-necklace? naugli-hyde? dunno. something like that.


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jul 2 2013, 12:16pm

Post #113 of 125 (653 views)
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Oh, Rachel, I stalk thee in love! [In reply to] Can't Post

(Stalking is romantic, right? Like a status thing?)


Maciliel
Valinor


Jul 2 2013, 12:52pm

Post #114 of 125 (652 views)
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i think of it [In reply to] Can't Post

 
... .as more of a corn, bean, or asparagus thing.


cheers ---

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jul 2 2013, 12:59pm

Post #115 of 125 (646 views)
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So stalking works if my name is Jack and I have a pocketful of beans? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Maciliel
Valinor


Jul 2 2013, 1:04pm

Post #116 of 125 (646 views)
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depends [In reply to] Can't Post

 
on how long you've been stalking.

stalking anniversaries...

1st -- corn
2nd -- beans
3rd -- asparagus
4th -- jonas stalk (discovered the cure for spolio)


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jul 2 2013, 4:56pm

Post #117 of 125 (640 views)
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Don't Thread On Me! ;) [In reply to] Can't Post


READING ROOM ROCKS!!! Here's to ya!


4th draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - May 1, 2013



sample

"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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Maciliel
Valinor


Jul 2 2013, 5:02pm

Post #118 of 125 (629 views)
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thanks, gramma : ) [In reply to] Can't Post

 
you can put your feet up at our table, anytime. : )


cheers --

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aka. fili orc-enshield
+++++++++++++++++++
the scene, as i understand it, is exceptionally well-written. fili (in sort of a callback to the scene with the eagles), calls out "thorRIIIIIIN!!!" just as he sees the pale orc veer in for the kill. he picks up the severed arm of an orc which is lying on the ground, swings it up in desperation, effectively blocking the pale orc's blow. and thus, forever after, fili is known as "fili orc-enshield."

this earns him deep respect from his hard-to-please uncle. as well as a hug. kili wipes his boots on the pale orc's glory box. -- maciliel telpemairo


Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 2 2013, 5:02pm

Post #119 of 125 (629 views)
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Well as Shakespeare said about stalking... [In reply to] Can't Post

  
"Better to be a stalking fool than a foolish stalk."

That speaks deeply to me.

Coming soon!- The first TORn Amateur Symposium, starts Sunday 21st July in the Reading Room. Closing date for essay submission Sunday 14th July, but even if you don't submit, join us for some interesting discussion on some different and personal ways of looking at Tolkien's work.


Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 2 2013, 5:04pm

Post #120 of 125 (626 views)
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Oh-so-good to see you Gramma!!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

Toasts in the air and feet on the table - that's the way to live! SmileAngelicSmile

Coming soon!- The first TORn Amateur Symposium, starts Sunday 21st July in the Reading Room. Closing date for essay submission Sunday 14th July, but even if you don't submit, join us for some interesting discussion on some different and personal ways of looking at Tolkien's work.


CuriousG
Half-elven


Jul 2 2013, 5:07pm

Post #121 of 125 (622 views)
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Great to see you hear, Gramma. And thanks for the toast! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 2 2013, 10:11pm

Post #122 of 125 (612 views)
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Toast? [In reply to] Can't Post

What we need are...Muffins!

Or Toasted Muffins?

Angelic


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 2 2013, 10:14pm

Post #123 of 125 (610 views)
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We can also have Silamuffins or Nauglimuffins. [In reply to] Can't Post


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What we need are...Muffins!

Or Toasted Muffins?

Angelic




And all can be toasted. Yes. (Only Manwe is restricted to toast only.)

(Here is hoping the new footer works BTW...)

Coming soon!- The first TORn Amateur Symposium, starts Sunday 21st July in the Reading Room. Closing date for essay submission Sunday 14th July, but even if you don't submit, join us for some interesting discussion on some different and personal ways of looking at Tolkien's work.





dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jul 2 2013, 11:42pm

Post #124 of 125 (607 views)
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Wow! What are all the pics you have in that? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"






Brethil
Half-elven


Jul 3 2013, 1:15am

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DanielLB made it - he is quite a creative wizard at this! [In reply to] Can't Post

Isn't it lovely?

We have Aragorn cutting athelas, a Mumakil, the CoH cover illustration, a map of ME showing Mordor, "An Unexpected Party" title, leaf-wrapped lembas, and a swirl of clouds. All the pictures touch on different themes our writers could develop their thoughts about - since it is such a wide-reaching palette!

Really we are all just so excited about this, and can't wait for reading and discussing it all.

Coming soon!- The first TORn Amateur Symposium, starts Sunday 21st July in the Reading Room. Closing date for essay submission Sunday 14th July, but even if you don't submit, join us for some interesting discussion on some different and personal ways of looking at Tolkien's work.






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