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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 5:53pm
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Azog: Defiling since 2790
Azog and Company: Defiling is our speciality
Azog: No defiling on Tuesdays
Azog: Defiling yo momma on Thursdays
Azog: Defiling guaranteed. No returns unless otherwise stated
Azog: Bolg wishes he could defile half as well as me
Azog: Not the same as hotdog
Azog: Facial expressions enhance defiling
Azog: Golg!
Azog: Defiling days not done yet
Azog: Defiling minions is a daily pastime
Azog: Well look who it is
Azog: Middle-earth's chief defiler
Azog: HOOWAAAAARRRRRRR!
I started typing these out and couldn't stop. If you frequent a certain Halo fan site, then you know where I got the idea. That as well as gifs on tumblr and livejournal gave me inspiration. Just thought I'd share. I don't know what tickles me about Azog. The guy just cracks me up for some reason. I'm always entertained when he shows up. 
There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.
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sauget.diblosio
Tol Eressea
Mar 25 2013, 6:06pm
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Defiling my Hobbit film viewing experience since 2012!
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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 6:13pm
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There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.
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Tigero
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 6:18pm
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It's time to kill the defiler, again.
Pessimists have no disappointments.
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Oin's parasite
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 6:19pm
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Haha! These are great! Nearly as great as the infamous pants thread
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"Azog and Company: When a dwarf absolutly has to be defiled today"
"I've got parasites as big as my arm!"
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Mar 25 2013, 6:28pm
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Azog: Boy will book readers be surprised! //
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 Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville
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NottaSackville
Valinor
Mar 25 2013, 6:30pm
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Azog: The document de-filer //
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Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville
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SirDennisC
Half-elven
Mar 25 2013, 6:32pm
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Bender won't mind.
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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 6:34pm
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and why was it infamous? 
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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 6:58pm
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There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.
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DanielLB
Immortal
Mar 25 2013, 7:00pm
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Azog and the Kingdom of the Hot Dwarves. /
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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 7:03pm
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There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.
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Spaldron
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 7:09pm
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"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."
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DanielLB
Immortal
Mar 25 2013, 7:37pm
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And not forgetting "Azog Wars"
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Azog Wars: The Phantom Azog
Azog Wars: Attack of the Cloned Azog's
Azog Wars: Revenge of Azog
Azog Wars: A New Azog
Azog Wars: Azog Strikes Back
Azog Wars: Return of Azog
And what of episode 7?
Azog Wars: My Big Fat Azog Wedding
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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 8:27pm
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Azog: Defiling since 2790
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Roheryn
Tol Eressea
Mar 25 2013, 9:16pm
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Which begs the question: whose pants are infamous? ;-)
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And, perhaps more interestingly, why?
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ltnjmy
Rivendell
Mar 25 2013, 9:44pm
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Thanks so much "axecrazy" - this was hilarious
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I laughed very hard !!
Thanks !!
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TheSexyBeard
Lorien
Mar 25 2013, 10:23pm
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The family film of the summer...
Yes, my username is terrible.
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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 26 2013, 6:26am
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Azog: Because that's what Bilbo Baggins hates
Azog: Defiling since 2790
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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 26 2013, 6:30am
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Perhaps something along the lines of Robinson Crusoe.... with wargs.
Azog: Defiling since 2790
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Mar 26 2013, 11:29am
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Azog: He's not *quite* dead.//
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"123456!... password!... password1!... password2!... Gimli, do you know Durin's date of birth? Thanks. 140457!... mithril@!... mithril#!... maltbeer!... qwerty!... Legolas, do your elf eyes see any post-its lying around the base of the cliff?"
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Eye's on Guard
Lorien
Mar 26 2013, 10:19pm
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Azog: An Unexpected Baddie
Azog: The Desecration of Thror
Azog: Dead and Back Again
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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 27 2013, 11:40am
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Azog: Now with Vitamin Z
Azog and Company: We've got wargs to spare
Azog: Batteries not included
Azog: Now an action figure. Better than Thorin's, so there
Azog: Dead and loving it
Azog: Rapper extraordinaire
Azog: Kratos may be deeper, but I'm taller
Azog: Playing skittles with your Dwarves every other day
Azog: No balls for skittles. Just a mace
Azog: Defiling since 2790
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axecrazy
Rivendell
Mar 27 2013, 2:41pm
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I swear this is the last one....
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Azog and Company: Mewling quims need not apply
Those Gundabad Orcs are such a vulgar lot.
Azog: Defiling since 2790
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Riven Delve
Tol Eressea
Mar 28 2013, 1:53pm
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Azog: A Brand to Remember
(Poor Thror  )
"I left the night, with its remote and singing stars, and came in, to the glow of the fire, and the chair where he had been sitting, and the unstrung harp." --The Last Enchantment
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