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Azog slogans

axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 5:53pm

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Azog: Defiling since 2790

Azog and Company: Defiling is our speciality

Azog: No defiling on Tuesdays

Azog: Defiling yo momma on Thursdays

Azog: Defiling guaranteed. No returns unless otherwise stated

Azog: Bolg wishes he could defile half as well as me

Azog: Not the same as hotdog

Azog: Facial expressions enhance defiling

Azog: Golg!

Azog: Defiling days not done yet

Azog: Defiling minions is a daily pastime

Azog: Well look who it is

Azog: Middle-earth's chief defiler

Azog: HOOWAAAAARRRRRRR!


I started typing these out and couldn't stop. If you frequent a certain Halo fan site, then you know where I got the idea. That as well as gifs on tumblr and livejournal gave me inspiration. Just thought I'd share. I don't know what tickles me about Azog. The guy just cracks me up for some reason. I'm always entertained when he shows up. Laugh




There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.


sauget.diblosio
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 6:06pm

Post #2 of 39 (618 views)
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Azog... [In reply to] Can't Post

Defiling my Hobbit film viewing experience since 2012!


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:13pm

Post #3 of 39 (592 views)
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// [In reply to] Can't Post

LaughLaughLaugh




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Tigero
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:18pm

Post #4 of 39 (584 views)
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Azog 2012 [In reply to] Can't Post

It's time to kill the defiler, again.

Pessimists have no disappointments.


Oin's parasite
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:19pm

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Haha! These are great! Nearly as great as the infamous pants thread [In reply to] Can't Post

"Azog and Company: When a dwarf absolutly has to be defiled today"

"I've got parasites as big as my arm!"


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 6:28pm

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Azog: Boy will book readers be surprised! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


(This post was edited by NottaSackville on Mar 25 2013, 6:36pm)


NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 6:30pm

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Azog: The document de-filer // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn. And a bit of the Hobbit reading thrown in never hurts. - NottaSackville


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Mar 25 2013, 6:30pm

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Azog or die trying. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Mar 25 2013, 6:32pm

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Azog: I'm back, baby. [In reply to] Can't Post

Bender won't mind.Wink


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:34pm

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Do tell [In reply to] Can't Post

and why was it infamous? Smile




There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 6:58pm

Post #11 of 39 (552 views)
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Nevermind. Found it.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 




There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.


DanielLB
Immortal


Mar 25 2013, 7:00pm

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Azog and the Kingdom of the Hot Dwarves. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 7:03pm

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I'd watch that.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 




There's no party like a Dwaven party. Believe it.


Spaldron
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 7:09pm

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Azog: He's In Defile Cabinet. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"A single dream is more powerful than a thousand realities."


DanielLB
Immortal


Mar 25 2013, 7:37pm

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And not forgetting "Azog Wars" [In reply to] Can't Post

Azog Wars: The Phantom Azog
Azog Wars: Attack of the Cloned Azog's
Azog Wars: Revenge of Azog
Azog Wars: A New Azog
Azog Wars: Azog Strikes Back
Azog Wars: Return of Azog

And what of episode 7?

Azog Wars: My Big Fat Azog Wedding


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 7:49pm

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Azog. He defiles offhandedly. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 7:55pm

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Azog. Defiling everywhere from A to Zog.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 7:58pm

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Azog. All Pale the Defiler!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 8:17pm

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Azog. He's the Gunda-baddest. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 8:27pm

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Addictive, isn't it? [In reply to] Can't Post

Sly


Azog: Defiling since 2790


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 9:09pm

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Azog. With subtitles so you'll know how exactly your King's corpse will be desecrated.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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(This post was edited by Ruxendil_Thoorg on Mar 25 2013, 9:10pm)


Roheryn
Tol Eressea

Mar 25 2013, 9:16pm

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Which begs the question: whose pants are infamous? ;-) [In reply to] Can't Post

And, perhaps more interestingly, why?


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 9:35pm

Post #23 of 39 (487 views)
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Amen to that! XD [In reply to] Can't Post

This was a fun topic. kudos and thanks for posting it!

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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ltnjmy
Rivendell


Mar 25 2013, 9:44pm

Post #24 of 39 (483 views)
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Thanks so much "axecrazy" - this was hilarious [In reply to] Can't Post

I laughed very hard !!

Thanks !!Smile


TheSexyBeard
Lorien

Mar 25 2013, 10:23pm

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Azog goes Camping. [In reply to] Can't Post

The family film of the summer...

Yes, my username is terrible.


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 25 2013, 11:09pm

Post #26 of 39 (210 views)
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Azog, CPA. He'll even defile your detaxes. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 26 2013, 6:26am

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One more for the road [In reply to] Can't Post

Azog: Because that's what Bilbo Baggins hates


Azog: Defiling since 2790


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 26 2013, 6:30am

Post #28 of 39 (204 views)
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I'd deffinitely watch that [In reply to] Can't Post

Perhaps something along the lines of Robinson Crusoe.... with wargs.


Azog: Defiling since 2790


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 26 2013, 11:29am

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Azog: He's not *quite* dead.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



"123456!... password!... password1!... password2!... Gimli, do you know Durin's date of birth? Thanks. 140457!... mithril@!... mithril#!... maltbeer!... qwerty!... Legolas, do your elf eyes see any post-its lying around the base of the cliff?"


L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 26 2013, 11:29am

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Azog: He's getting better.// [In reply to] Can't Post



L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens


Mar 26 2013, 11:31am

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Azog: He thinks he'll go for a walk.// [In reply to] Can't Post



Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 26 2013, 11:45am

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Azog. He's got one head above the rest. And it's not his own.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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Eye's on Guard
Lorien


Mar 26 2013, 10:19pm

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Movie Titles [In reply to] Can't Post

Azog: An Unexpected Baddie

Azog: The Desecration of Thror

Azog: Dead and Back Again


axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 27 2013, 11:40am

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Defile-less slogons [In reply to] Can't Post

Azog: Now with Vitamin Z

Azog and Company: We've got wargs to spare

Azog: Batteries not included

Azog: Now an action figure. Better than Thorin's, so there

Azog: Dead and loving it

Azog: Rapper extraordinaire

Azog: Kratos may be deeper, but I'm taller

Azog: Playing skittles with your Dwarves every other day

Azog: No balls for skittles. Just a mace

Angelic


Azog: Defiling since 2790


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea


Mar 27 2013, 1:15pm

Post #35 of 39 (173 views)
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Azog. Part of a complete, delicious wreck-fest. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.

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axecrazy
Rivendell


Mar 27 2013, 2:41pm

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I swear this is the last one.... [In reply to] Can't Post

Azog and Company: Mewling quims need not apply

Those Gundabad Orcs are such a vulgar lot.


Azog: Defiling since 2790


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Mar 28 2013, 9:31am

Post #37 of 39 (172 views)
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Azog: The Last (h)airbender // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


3rd draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated for DVD release!!!



sample

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



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TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)


Riven Delve
Tol Eressea


Mar 28 2013, 1:53pm

Post #38 of 39 (173 views)
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One from the ROTK appendices [In reply to] Can't Post

Azog: A Brand to Remember

(Poor Thror Unsure)


"I left the night, with its remote and singing stars, and came in, to the glow of the fire, and the chair where he had been sitting, and the unstrung harp." --The Last Enchantment


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Apr 1 2013, 1:34am

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Azog: He just got shin-splints! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


3rd draft of TH:AUJ Geeky Observation List - updated for DVD release!!!



sample

I'm SO HAPPY these new films take me back to that magical world!!



TIME Google Calendar
TORn's Geeky Observations Lists (updated soon)

 
 

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